@shaymaci
10 Years1,000+ Posts
If you had the chance..
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I'm not revealing my answer because I've had it up for more than a minute.
nobody's really triggering my libido here lol
Posted by hydorah
nobody's really triggering my libido here lol
The honesty 😂😂
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by shaymaci
Which DXP member would you fuck?Why?
I'm bored.
Entertain me peasants 😂😂
Naaaaah, I'm really bored though.
After you. Sounds like you want to make some confessions. Go ahead. This is a safe environment.
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Don't even try that 😂😂
I make amazing threads ☺☺☺
Boredom is almost always the cause 😂😂
Myself.. just to be safe
Batman
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by shaymaci
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by shaymaci
Which DXP member would you fuck?Why?
I'm bored.
Entertain me peasants 😂😂
Naaaaah, I'm really bored though.
After you. Sounds like you want to make some confessions. Go ahead. This is a safe environment.
Don't even try that 😂😂
I make amazing threads ☺☺☺
Boredom is almost always the cause 😂😂
So excite us with some tea. My cup is empty.click to expand
You do it 😂😂
Posted by hollyhock
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by shaymaci
Which DXP member would you fuck?Why?
I'm bored.
Entertain me peasants 😂😂
Naaaaah, I'm really bored though.
After you. Sounds like you want to make some confessions. Go ahead. This is a safe environment.
Yeah, it is a really safe environment
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I tooooootally bought that 😂😂
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Just checking to see up here if someone’s tagged me as their dxp fap bae besides firebunny ❤️😩
I’m not into battered housewives typically but I’ve been binge watching real housewives of New York this week so I’ll throw you a pity fuck
But only if the pets get to watch
Posted by hydorah
nobody's really triggering my libido here lol
😡 so I don’t have enough hooves for you?! 🙄
All the dxp women.
Not really. Truth is the idea of fucking them wouldn't even cross my mind, and never has. Unless they were flirtatious to the point I couldn't hold myself back anymore, then all bets are off.
The only woman I ever fantasized about here was blackphase. Not in a sexual way, but actually trying to meet them and get closer. Wag too.
Though I do have a super soft spot for certain dxp women. Those would be the ones who see me at my worst today, but still like my positive posts tomorrow. I wouldn't mind giving them as much pleasure as possible for showing me they can look past my bad side and still like me for me. It doesn't have to be sexual pleasure either. More of a respectful way to show them I'm loyal to them at a deeper level.
There are a few 😉
Posted by Fortuna
Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
Posted by SkiesAfire
Myself.. just to be safe
How disappointing!!! I'm so butthurt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Does this mean you want SkiesAfire? 😋
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😂😂😂😂😂
He's cute
Not "omg lets fuck" reaction tho.
At least not from me 😂😂😂
where is that booty thread?
Posted by Soul
All the dxp women.Not really. Truth is the idea of fucking them wouldn't even cross my mind, and never has. Unless they were flirtatious to the point I couldn't hold myself back anymore, then all bets are off.
The only woman I ever fantasized about here was blackphase. Not in a sexual way, but actually trying to meet them and get closer. Wag too.
Though I do have a super soft spot for certain dxp women. Those would be the ones who see me at my worst today, but still like my positive posts tomorrow. I wouldn't mind giving them as much pleasure as possible for showing me they can look past my bad side and still like me for me. It doesn't have to be sexual pleasure either. More of a respectful way to show them I'm loyal to them at a deeper level.
Soul getting all deep.
You are a decent dude, even if you are an ass sometimes 😛
fisk
Would put them legs behind them ears and drill away... go deep inside, just leaving the nuts hanging out and explode... give her all that baby batter.
Posted by hydorah
where is that booty thread?
It went poof, because of course, people got petty in it.
Posted by Jayc3on
Since it appears that I have balls to say mine @saggurl88
😆 This is sweet and I'm flattered! Im actually blushing! Hahaha.
Whats your Venus? I already know your mars lol
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by shaymaci
Which DXP member would you fuck?Why?
I'm bored.
Entertain me peasants 😂😂
Naaaaah, I'm really bored though.
After you. Sounds like you want to make some confessions. Go ahead. This is a safe environment.
click to expand
😂😂💦💦😭😭😰 riiiifht!
Spill your guts and get your brain fucked so you will be scared for life but you will never be bored...again! Lmao
Posted by OrGasMe
Secret. He’s hot.
It’s his suit! But I understand your feelings...god forbid he wore speedos...you would be admitted...lol❤️
This is a read-only thread for me, I'm engaged.
change fuck to kill and i'll have an entire list for you
Posted by Jayc3on
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Jayc3on
Since it appears that I have balls to say mine @saggurl88
😆 This is sweet and I'm flattered! Im actually blushing! Hahaha.
Whats your Venus? I already know your mars lol
Sameclick to expand
Leo Venus or Scorp Venus like me?
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by shaymaci
Which DXP member would you fuck?Why?
I'm bored.
Entertain me peasants 😂😂
Naaaaah, I'm really bored though.
After you. Sounds like you want to make some confessions. Go ahead. This is a safe environment.
😂😂💦💦😭😭😰 riiiifht!
Spill your guts and get your brain fucked so you will be scared for life but you will never be bored...again! Lmao
Yes! Yes!
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Sounds like an orgasm...sorry! My head is in a gutter...you can rebel!
Lmao
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
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Which one? 007 seems too small...like a baby Bond...
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Lol “sick batgirl fantasies!”
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Cat Woman NOT batgirl and yes I have the fantasy, I would think after so many years with my Tag line, the pics, shit I even answer to Selina, people would get that is like my "thing" lmfao
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Which one? 007 seems too small...like a baby Bond...
click to expand
There is more than 1? Or you mean which actor?
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Which one? 007 seems too small...like a baby Bond...
There is more than 1? Or you mean which actor?
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Of course! You mean you actually think of a REAL one? Hmmm
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Which one? 007 seems too small...like a baby Bond...
There is more than 1? Or you mean which actor?
Of course! You mean you actually think of a REAL one? Hmmm
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I like Brosnan and Connery. Roger Moore was good too.
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Lol “sick batgirl fantasies!”
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Oh and to clear that up, it was always me with that fantasy not Tiz. I know it was stated it was him, but nope. Sorry to break that to folks 🤷♀️
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by Senorita_LL
Posted by oxSunQueenxo
👀
👀 👀
This Gemini..
She knows I want her just for me.... 😘
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Sorry...I am not available at this time but if you leave a message I will call you as soon as I become available or you can find my younger version on...pornhub or anywhere...just google it!
Your call was very important to me but you don’t have paid Dxp membership so...fuck off!
Lmao...
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Which one? 007 seems too small...like a baby Bond...
There is more than 1? Or you mean which actor?
Of course! You mean you actually think of a REAL one? Hmmm
I like Brosnan and Connery. Roger Moore was good too.
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You aren’t one man woman are you? Lol
Of course when they have those measurements...007...anyone would need all 3! Lmao
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Which one? 007 seems too small...like a baby Bond...
There is more than 1? Or you mean which actor?
Of course! You mean you actually think of a REAL one? Hmmm
I like Brosnan and Connery. Roger Moore was good too.
You aren’t one man woman are you? Lol
Of course when they have those measurements...007...anyone would need all 3! Lmao
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Very much a one man woman.
I was listing actors that played that character, not my fault you thinking about deeks lol
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Scruffles
I predict 20 pages of yapping and no name-dropping.
Okay, I lied no Batman, that's a cover.
Bond, James Bond.
🙃
Which one? 007 seems too small...like a baby Bond...
There is more than 1? Or you mean which actor?
Of course! You mean you actually think of a REAL one? Hmmm
I like Brosnan and Connery. Roger Moore was good too.
You aren’t one man woman are you? Lol
Of course when they have those measurements...007...anyone would need all 3! Lmao
Very much a one man woman.
I was listing actors that played that character, not my fault you thinking about deeks lol
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Oh! It’s DEFINITELY not your fault!
Who’s fault is it— @hydorah...lmao
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by Senorita_LL
Posted by oxSunQueenxo
👀
👀 👀
This Gemini..
She knows I want her just for me.... 😘
Sorry...I am not available at this time but if you leave a message I will call you as soon as I become available or you can find my younger version on...pornhub or anywhere...just google it!
Your call was very important to me but you don’t have paid Dxp membership so...fuck off!
Lmao...
Damnnnniittt!!
😝😝😝😝😝
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Free shit doesn’t mean you are free from paying! They will eventually make us PAY OR DIE from detachment...
Lol
Posted by 2Moon
Happy op? 😆 !
Not quite 😂😂😂
@GC02
I'm not interested in Roman's baby fats no more.
*lowkey jelly because I'm a fatty and no one wants me*
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Posted by PiscoSour
I'd do you baby 😘
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by shaymaci
Posted by 2Moon
Happy op? 😆 !
Not quite 😂😂😂
@Senorita_LL ❤ 😏😘
Now? 😄 😂😂😂
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Where's the hardcore shit? 😂😂😂
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by shaymaci
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by shaymaci
Posted by 2Moon
Happy op? 😆 !
Not quite 😂😂😂
@Senorita_LL ❤ 😏😘
Now? 😄 😂😂😂
Where's the hardcore shit? 😂😂😂
Ya have to pay to see our homemade vids... 😏😄
😂😂 🤗
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Oh lord 😂😂😂😂
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by Senorita_LL
Posted by oxSunQueenxo
👀
👀 👀
This Gemini..
She knows I want her just for me.... 😘
Sorry...I am not available at this time but if you leave a message I will call you as soon as I become available or you can find my younger version on...pornhub or anywhere...just google it!
Your call was very important to me but you don’t have paid Dxp membership so...fuck off!
Lmao...
Damnnnniittt!!
😝😝😝😝😝
Free shit doesn’t mean you are free from paying! They will eventually make us PAY OR DIE from detachment...
Lol
😂😂😂😂 Lmao, you are cray 😛
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Are you knew here? Lol
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by shaymaci
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by shaymaci
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by shaymaci
Posted by 2Moon
Happy op? 😆 !
Not quite 😂😂😂
@Senorita_LL ❤ 😏😘
Now? 😄 😂😂😂
Where's the hardcore shit? 😂😂😂
Ya have to pay to see our homemade vids... 😏😄
😂😂 🤗
Oh lord 😂😂😂😂
😂 X 1000
😂😂😂
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Oh no 😂😂😂
Posted by crazysioux
... 😆
I almost died 😂😂😂😂😂
Posted by 2Moon
Posted by shaymaci
*lowkey jelly because I'm a fatty and no one wants me*😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
( Inbox explodes )
😝😝
😁 😂😂
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Never that 😂😂
Posted by Jayc3on
Posted by shaymaci
*lowkey jelly because I'm a fatty and no one wants me*😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
http://rs748.pbsrc.com/albums/xx124/ohkimosabe/GIFS/tumblr_l6f1vg8dgL1qcfba3o1_400.gif~c200click to expand
And this dead link is?
Posted by LibraMudra
You filthy animals.
😂😂😂😂
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Which DXP member would you fuck?
Why?
I'm bored.
Entertain me peasants 😂😂
Naaaaah, I'm really bored though.