GemiMay
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Do you have sex with pets in the room?
You might want to edit the title.
One of the sickos here might ask "which room"?
One of the sickos here might ask "which room"?
lol let the dog jump in there with the humping!
W.t.f. -_-
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
You might want to edit the title.
One of the sickos here might ask "which room"?
LOL.
Posted by MostlyMe
I hate this thread.
Welcome to 100% of every thread the OP has made 😆
At the very least we all can all feel relieved by knowing one day the OP, along with everything else won't exist anymore.
I have. Dogs and cats.
Posted by SnarkyPuppy
You do kind of strike me as a jar of peanut butter and a labradoodle kind of woman tbh.
If I WAS - it would be a breed with least hair.
Posted by alexscaries
Have done was a little dog. Had a cat walk in and run around, that was annoying.
😂😂😂😂😂
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
You might want to edit the title.
One of the sickos here might ask "which room"?
I don’t know anyone who fit your description in this fine establishment…💅
Posted by SoulPosted by MostlyMe
I hate this thread.
Welcome to 100% of every thread the OP has made 😆
At the very least we all can all feel relieved by knowing one day the OP, along with everything else won't exist anymore.click to expand
So is your mother 🙏
Posted by MostlyMe
Gemitati, you once asked me to end your life, and I said I would for $ 30k. But I would do it for free now.
I must had been drunk out of my wits end!
And offer is off the table. What’s wrong with you?
Posted by KrabssPosted by MostlyMe
Gemitati, you once asked me to end your life, and I said I would for $ 30k. But I would do it for free now.
1500000 to end yours lol
jkclick to expand
I knew BS is coming…and here it is!
Imagine be so fucked up that thread with no harm and no meaning makes her violent!
Must be…toolbox is full! 😂😂😂😂
I was dying about cat on top of you— 🤣🤣🤦♀️
Man had to keep an erection! You were unfair.
Call. Apologize. And tell him to join dxp. We have thread for him to bitch…😂😂😂
Posted by MostlyMePosted by GemiMayPosted by MostlyMe
Gemitati, you once asked me to end your life, and I said I would for $ 30k. But I would do it for free now.
I must had been drunk out of my wits end!
And offer is off the table. What’s wrong with you?
Not a fan of 100% discounts?click to expand
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I can't do it. Even though they don't speak our language animals know you're having sex.
I wouldn't have sex in front of children therefore I wouldn't have sex in front of my pets who are my fur "children".
I don't even know how anyone can, poor babies..
I wouldn't have sex in front of children therefore I wouldn't have sex in front of my pets who are my fur "children".
I don't even know how anyone can, poor babies..
only outside
Posted by Doloris_Claiborne
I can't do it. Even though they don't speak our language animals know you're having sex.
I wouldn't have sex in front of children therefore I wouldn't have sex in front of my pets who are my fur "children".
I don't even know how anyone can, poor babies..
I agree. It is big NO!
However if happens accidentally that they make their way into the room - it’s hysterical!
We have black lab and she loves me because I put home made gravy on top of dog food…but she was going ‘rrruufff’ at me and then tried to scrape me off her daddy and scratched my back.
But we friends now. I am still giggling when remembering it…poor baby🤕
Posted by MostlyMePosted by GemiMayPosted by MostlyMePosted by GemiMayPosted by MostlyMe
Gemitati, you once asked me to end your life, and I said I would for $ 30k. But I would do it for free now.
I must had been drunk out of my wits end!
And offer is off the table. What’s wrong with you?
Not a fan of 100% discounts?
—
It was just a joke. But I do really wish you'd stop being creepy with animals.click to expand
Me? Creepy? With animals? Why? So far all my animals died happy!
Posted by cerseiPosted by AURlQAPosted by GyalixPosted by AURlQAPosted by HypnotoadPosted by AURlQA
Yeah one time the cat sauntered on in, glared at us as if to say “ugh, look at the pair of yous” and left 🤷🏼♀️
Dam who are you
A ghost of DXPnet past 👻
Auri! 😁
The one and only! ♊️💜 glad to see you’re still about Ixion! I remember you!
Omg an older dxper. Around what years were you on here? I joined 2016 but Im not sure I remember you 😧click to expand
I am about 2014. I do remember Auri.
Do you remeber ixion?
Posted by alexscaries
Have done was a little dog. Had a cat walk in and run around, that was annoying.
The kitty was shocked. 🙀😹
Posted by alexscariesPosted by TimonePosted by alexscaries
Have done was a little dog. Had a cat walk in and run around, that was annoying.
The kitty was shocked. 🙀😹
It was annoying because it walked on the radiator then it ruffled the blinds. I wasn't having a great time as it was.click to expand
…and all time it observed - it was thinking: ‘these goats have no grace, no moves and they are suffering from alopecia…’
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