dont you hate it!

Like if you cant make it home too your own bathroom, so you must use the stores!

do you hate it when you go in there and somebody pissed on the seat!

I feel like there should be a buzzer and when you piss on the seat it buzzes and you get dump with a buchet of piss on your head 🙂

My son was just complaining the other day about one of his best friends going to visit him the other weekend and hosed his toilet seat all weekend.a Virgo no less....

Don't even have to go to the stores for that one!
Talk about men having bad aim in the middle of the night, or altogether my bf's best friend pisses on the seat almost every time he goes pee. (He's a Cancer, not that I think all Cancers are seat pissers.)

So gross! I mean come on, even if somebody does it I still can't understand why they can't wipe it off at least!!??!!
😛

LOL I must have laughed a good 10 mins at my idea with the bucket of piss. 😛

sorry guys, I just think of the weirdest shit.

lol like the one yesterday with the mexican food 😛

and wants again, I laughed for a long time at it.

Posted by soap
LOL I must have laughed a good 10 mins at my idea with the bucket of piss. 😛

sorry guys, I just think of the weirdest shit.

lol like the one yesterday with the mexican food 😛

and wants again, I laughed for a long time at it.

It's your moon.I do it too.
I amuse myself on a continual basis,even in public when I'm out alone.I have to fight the stupid smile on my face so people don't know I'm crazy. 🙂crazy funny that is! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I put your picture over my bowl.improved my aim immensely.🙂

although technically that wouldn't work,so obviously that was a lie. :/

Don't be mad at me big tuna.

Posted by ianthepisces
obviously...

what you really did was print out my picture, then brought yourself to squirt all over it...

cum on pic.. how kinky..

Well,that's how I roll.I have needs 😉

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Posted by BellatheBull
I put your picture over my bowl.improved my aim immensely.🙂

someone once told me if you have a problem weeing to think about wee on someone... I swear it works.

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ha! never heard that one before! I'll have to try it if ever there is a problem,lol.

lol hey bells! yea I know...whats the plus of our moon again. LOL

^^^^^ You are so darn cute.

thanks cs 🙂

I clean bathrooms at work and the woman's bathroom is usually worse looking than the guys, but the guys stinks more.

What's worse is when some hog sits too far back on the seat, or....oh I can't go on. 😛

I found shit up the wall one time... How does someone get shit on a wall above their head? Must have schmeared it.

What I hate so much is opening the restroom door to see dried throw up or poop smeared on the toilet seat. ARRRRGH!

I guess the head or face couldn't make it to the middle.

UGH, I'd march right outside and find some tall grass, seriously. That is so wrong. Either that or whip out a crucifix and the Clorox, snap on some rubber gloves and make SURE that puppy was sterile before this fine arse sat upon it.

I swear, I think thats one of the reasons there are more heterosexuals than homosexuals. We know what our own gender is like in the bathroom and we want to avoid it if at all possible.

I can't tell you how many times I've left a public bathroom and thought there is no way in hell I could ever be a lesbian. 😉

Posted by Eris
I found shit up the wall one time... How does someone get shit on a wall above their head? Must have schmeared it.

lol thats sick, but at the same time its funny!

I worked at Download Festival (a rock festival in UK) and there were portaloo's. I didnt go to toilet for 2 days! There was no way I was using those things. In the end my superviser drove me to a service station as he was worried about my health lol.

Also slightly off topic but I hate it when men come to my house and use my toilet, far too many times I have been desperate, not checked the seat and its been left up and I have fell down the toilet! not a fun experience!! lol

I dislike public restrooms. For the ladies out there, isn't it a great privilege having to encounter someone's SOS tampon on the floor? My what a wonder. My absolute favorite is when you flush the toilet and the toilet's water flushes so violently that it rains on you! That's the best.

Port-a-potties are the worst. Last one I used was at SF Pride and held my breath. THERE Were LAYERS OF PISS & POOP ON THE GROUND. Ugh...

Hand sanitizer is my best friend. Ya, I am a germaphobe.

Let's keep that between us, but...

I CHOOSE THE BUSH OVER THE PORT-A-POTTY ANY DAY!!!

Yes!

Ew! The wig on that bush is freakin me out!

p.s. You must stand as far away as possible from the toilet before pushing the handle down with your foot to flush it.