Douchey/bitchy sounding names

What first names just sound to you like they'd belong on a jerk/bitchy type?

Males:
Jason
Trey/Trent
Joe/Joey
Jeremy
Tad/Brad/Chad

Females:
Madison
Alison
Audrey/Aubrey (Audrey Hepburn is an exception ofc! —)
Whitney
Molly

*no offense to anyone with these names - just my impression of the names themselves*

I dont like Morne. I had a manager by that name & his name should have been Count Douche instead. When I started at the restaurant he was managing, I couldnt quite understand their cashing-up system so I always made mistakes. He'd do the calculations for me & add a few choice words like calling me stupid. Sum total = equal hatred.

Shana sounds like a caravan park name. Trashy.

Posted by WaterCup
I dont like Morne. I had a manager by that name & his name should have been Count Douche instead. When I started at the restaurant he was managing, I couldnt quite understand their cashing-up system so I always made mistakes. He'd do the calculations for me & add a few choice words like calling me stupid. Sum total = equal hatred.

Shana sounds like a caravan park name. Trashy.

Watercup,

That "caravan" park name you call it is actually called "Trailer" Trash in the states and usually refers
to the trashy white women, but also used to refer to anyone who lacks self-respect who lives in a trailer.

Now, a trailer queen refers to a classic car that gets hauled around on a car trailer from car show to car show
or across a state or across the country.

Oh & there could be nothing douchey sounding about Spanish names. The guys'. So sexual. Rogelio, Sanson, etc...I love it all.

Maybe I have a Spanish soulmate. I really like their names.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by WaterCup
I dont like Morne. I had a manager by that name & his name should have been Count Douche instead. When I started at the restaurant he was managing, I couldnt quite understand their cashing-up system so I always made mistakes. He'd do the calculations for me & add a few choice words like calling me stupid. Sum total = equal hatred.

Shana sounds like a caravan park name. Trashy.

Watercup,

That "caravan" park name you call it is actually called "Trailer" Trash in the states and usually refers
to the trashy white women, but also used to refer to anyone who lacks self-respect who lives in a trailer.

Now, a trailer queen refers to a classic car that gets hauled around on a car trailer from car show to car show
or across a state or across the country.

click to expand

lol @ trailer queen, that shouldnt be reserved only to a car...some people actually deserve that title.

John
Mitch
Austin
Skyler
Ryan
Bob

Posted by Puvati
My name always makes these lists... I don't know if I should be honored or offended anymore. Haha.

My name never appears anywhere. I think I'm safe!

Oh! so this thread is racist?

Posted by dolphinjoy
Watch George Carlin's goofy boy names clip.

"Soft names make soft people."

TOOOOOOOOOOODD

Dick

When i hear that someone name is Dick, I automatically think they are a dick!

Omg I broke the forum

damn munchkin you just broke this thread!

^ MATT DAAAAAAMON

Posted by size zero superhero
wow you totally fv.cked this thread in the butt, munchkin.

LMAO. i'm not even sure how you managed it.

DXP = vintagenet. The site layout is so 2001.

😛

😭

I'm breaking all sorts of dxp threads today!! Static shocking people left and right today too. I blame Uranus 😛

Posted by dolphinjoy

Posted by rockyroadicecream

Posted by dolphinjoy
Watch George Carlin's goofy boy names clip.

"Soft names make soft people."

TOOOOOOOOOOODD

I guess I'll insert it here now that I'm home 🙂... Oh Tucker is probably worse than Todd too. No offense.

He'd have a field day with the barrage of stupid names for boys. The increase of Raydan/Jayden/Brayden/Aiden has gotten a bit overkill.