DXP catch-up with Ravishing

@LethalFantasia

Since posts & threads come and go, I think it's an appropriate time to catch the Vageenka up on the comings & goings. Feel free to contribute anything I might've missed.

So without further ado in no particular order:

- @Emhendo has become the Comedy MVP. Her ramblings and attacks on Terramine have been nothing short of effin hilarious. She actually pulled out a stress ball after going several rounds with him.

A fucking stress ball. /dead

- Terramine tried (and failed) to turn a new leaf by feigning enlightenment & a higher purpose. But when shit hits the fan, it's just spread around a wider area. He talks plenty shit & says precious nothing. Also keeps attracting the ire of the Killificent Honey Booboo which is a recipe for comedy gold. Libra sun/Fish moon schizophrenic delusion Vs Crab sun/Gem moon obsessive neurosis = classic. His main source of income was also revealed by himself: donating plasma. Spacebird said she wanted to suck his dick.



He's currently banned again thanks to @Fortuna Someone buy that sexy bitch a bar-ful of drinks.

- CC's moronic delusion fizzled out like a wet fart rather than spontaneously combust, pretty much everyone was sick to death of her by the end. And she deleted. But looks like she didn't do so soon enough because she spread her brain poison like a noxious fart cloud. Seems to only affect Cancer chicks for the most part.



- After a brief hiatus, @mudra is back to.....uh, do something. The verdict is still out on that one.

- Youngali/HoneyXx/VinegarXx started flipping out after a new Aries gal showed up to mindfuck us with her Scorp man woes. Most people trolled, a couple tried to help (myself included) but she seemed more stubborn than a donkey in heat and got rather defensive with lots of people, which only fueled their trolling further. My take: don't ask for advice if you refuse to take it.

Anyhow, this led to Youngali making another one of her gasoline-drenched nihilistic threads where she attacked Scorpios for allegedly painting a target on Aries' backs. Naturally they snapped back, which incensed her even more. She then zeroed in on Getmisted again (which was rather funny) and threatened to post a compilation of offending screencaps of his, including pm's and his own photo. But he threatened her with reporting her so she backed out. Next day she tried to start shit again, by which stage I told her she's gotten rather tiresome herself and no better than the chumpstains she detests.

She proceeded to delete. That chick really needs some fresh air, and some good sausage.

- @AbbyNormal is losing it. At first I thought she was having an orgasm, but it didn't come (no pun intended) with the telltale sign of toes curling. This was after she started going apeshit over her new man. She kinda reminded me of me actually. But hey, if you got him then flaunt him.

- Gemitati is working through the zodiac cycle in the form of me....dicks. Puts the ugly Scorp behind her, goes for a Cancer who bolts for the other side of the country, then she's into a Pisces or something and now she's mostly back to square one with ugly Scorp. Shit happens to hoors sometimes.



She now also wants to suck Bill Cosby's dick.

- Roman is getting married! Yeah for the most part I think she's a dumb bish, but hey, happiness is happiness. Far be it for me to diarrhea in her cereal, I wished her the best (and offered myself, my boy & a redhead Leo hottie as free strippers for her hen's party). Her so-called friend laughed at her. Hope she catches on. She also deleted.

- Spacebird's avatars are still creepy-af.

- @Nano tried to bake croissants but they ended up looking like dehydrated camel turds; or as Peanutpunch put it, mutated giant larvae. Bad flashbacks to Bear Grylls sucking the juice out of one. Bad. But hey, the more we drink the better they look.



Shit they really do look like her croissants!

- @HearttofTopaz appeared to be possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goat seemingly overnight. No idea what the fuck is wrong with her, but as long as she keeps to harmless behavior she can horse around all she wants. If she starts daring people to milk her & make goat cheese out of her juices, I'm effin out.

- someone accused me of breaking her net with this

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/message/?id=10494345

- @Tellmeimpretty is Crimsongirl. I had actually forgotten her previous username but something made me think of tampons.....and then it hit me.

- some Libra creep keeps making new accounts every couple days, keeps calling himself awesome. He may or may not be Terramine. He sure hates Gemitati though.

- I don't even know what NelsonSacramento is doing anymore, but his new routine is boring-af. Looking like a new blocking candidate.

- as for everyone else, same ol same ol. Business as usual.

- DXP has a new look, takes some getting used to. Block is now MUTE and it only mutes the user directly. Does not mute posts that have that user tagged or quoted. I think the Powers That Be think this will increase the drama factor. After all, drama keeps the DXP wheels greased & spinning. But hey at least you can use gifs as avatars again. I'm not complaining.

- and me? We're now living in my Jed's second family home, right next door to his mother.

It is what it sounds like

Posted by nano
Wtf is up with that shit always happening lately?? ^^^

I said

LOL love this! You should host a dxp weekly newscast like this, for the people who always miss things 😄

I was about to post "I don't know what the fock you're saying" lol. This was more for Effy since he's been gone a couple months.

Have I forgotten anything?

😂😂. This was great! I agree...you should do a weekly or monthly dxp news update.

Finally. a good thread from heavy. 🙂 where's jed tho?

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@LethalFantasia

Since posts & threads come and go, I think it's an appropriate time to catch the Vageenka up on the comings & goings. Feel free to contribute anything I might've missed.

So without further ado in no particular order:

- @Emhendo has become the Comedy MVP. Her ramblings and attacks on Terramine have been nothing short of effin hilarious. She actually pulled out a stress ball after going several rounds with him.

A treetrunking stress ball. /dead

- Terramine tried (and failed) to turn a new leaf by feigning enlightenment & a higher purpose. But when butter hits the fan, it's just spread around a wider area. He talks plenty butter & says precious nothing. Also keeps attracting the ire of the Killificent Honey Booboo which is a recipe for comedy gold. Libra sun/Fish moon schizophrenic delusion Vs Crab sun/Gem moon obsessive neurosis = classic. His main source of income was also revealed by himself: donating plasma. Spacebird said she wanted to suck his dick.



He's currently banned again thanks to @Fortuna Someone buy that sexy cookiemonster a bar-ful of drinks.

- CC's moronic delusion fizzled out like a wet fart rather than spontaneously combust, pretty much everyone was sick to death of her by the end. And she deleted. But looks like she didn't do so soon enough because she spread her brain poison like a noxious fart cloud. Seems to only affect Cancer chicks for the most part.


- After a brief hiatus, @mudra is back to.....uh, do something. The verdict is still out on that one.

- Youngali/HoneyXx/VinegarXx started flipping out after a new Aries gal showed up to mindtreetrunk us with her Scorp man woes. Most people trolled, a couple tried to help (myself included) but she seemed more stubborn than a donkey in heat and got rather defensive with lots of people, which only fueled their trolling further. My take: don't ask for advice if you refuse to take it.
Anyhow, this led to Youngali making another one of her gasoline-drenched nihilistic threads where she attacked Scorpios for allegedly painting a target on Aries' backs. Naturally they snapped back, which incensed her even more. She then zeroed in on Getmisted again (which was rather funny) and threatened to post a compilation of offending screencaps of his, including pm's and his own photo. But he threatened her with reporting her so she backed out. Next day she tried to start butter again, by which stage I told her she's gotten rather tiresome herself and no better than the chumpstains she detests.

She proceeded to delete. That chick really needs some fresh air, and some good sausage.

- @AbbyNormal is losing it. At first I thought she was having an orgasm, but it didn't come (no pun intended) with the telltale sign of toes curling. This was after she started going apebutter over her new man. She kinda reminded me of me actually. But hey, if you got him then flaunt him.

- Gemitati is working through the zodiac cycle in the form of me....dicks. Puts the ugly Scorp behind her, goes for a Cancer who bolts for the other side of the country, then she's into a Pisces or something and now she's mostly back to square one with ugly Scorp. butter happens to hoors sometimes.


She now also wants to suck Bill Cosby's dick.

- Roman is getting married! Yeah for the most part I think she's a dumb bish, but hey, happiness is happiness. Far be it for me to diarrhea in her cereal, I wished her the best (and offered myself, my boy & a redhead Leo hottie as free strippers for her hen's party). Her so-called friend laughed at her. Hope she catches on. She also deleted.

- Spacebird's avatars are still creepy-af.

- @Nano tried to bake croissants but they ended up looking like dehydrated camel turds; or as Peanutpunch put it, mutated giant larvae. Bad flashbacks to Bear Grylls sucking the juice out of one. Bad. But hey, the more we drink the better they look.



butter they really do look like her croissants!

- @HearttofTopaz appeared to be possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goat seemingly overnight. No idea what the treetrunk is wrong with her, but as long as she keeps to harmless behavior she can horse around all she wants. If she starts daring people to milk her & make goat cheese out of her juices, I'm effin out.

- someone accused me of breaking her net with this

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/message/?id=10494345

- @Tellmeimpretty is Crimsongirl. I had actually forgotten her previous username but something made me think of tampons.....and then it hit me.

- some Libra creep keeps making new accounts every couple days, keeps calling himself awesome. He may or may not be Terramine. He sure hates Gemitati though.

- I don't even know what NelsonSacramento is doing anymore, but his new routine is boring-af. Looking like a new blocking candidate.

- as for everyone else, same ol same ol. Business as usual.

- DXP has a new look, takes some getting used to. Block is now MUTE and it only mutes the user directly. Does not mute posts that have that user tagged or quoted. I think the Powers That Be think this will increase the drama factor. After all, drama keeps the DXP wheels greased & spinning. But hey at least you can use gifs as avatars again. I'm not complaining.

- and me? We're now living in my Jed's second family home, right next door to his mother.

It is what it sounds like

Don't mind me lolololol 😎 just changing my entire life again haha I'll get back to you when I take a break from this overhaul 😏

Was great except you got this part wrong:

"She then zeroed in on Getmisted again (which was rather funny) and threatened to post a compilation of offending screencaps of his, including pm's and his own photo. But he threatened her with reporting her so she backed out. Next day she tried to start shit again, by which stage I told her she's gotten rather tiresome herself and no better than the chumpstains she detests. She proceeded to delete."



He didn't threaten to report jack shit. He's still WAITING.. right @Arkansassy?

Posted by justagirl
Was great except you got this part wrong:

"She then zeroed in on Getmisted again (which was rather funny) and threatened to post a compilation of offending screencaps of his, including pm's and his own photo. But he threatened her with reporting her so she backed out. Next day she tried to start shit again, by which stage I told her she's gotten rather tiresome herself and no better than the chumpstains she detests. She proceeded to delete."


He didn't threaten to report jack shit. He's still WAITING.. right @Arkansassy?

According to her, he threatened her with reporting via pm like the beta cuck he is. That's far more believable than him saying "just bring it, bitch!!"



And he'd report her anyway to get rid of her. But I digress.

Where is the part where @soul still hates everyone, and is still waking up naked with an empty bottle of liquor in the dumpster behind McDonald's?

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow

Posted by justagirl
Was great except you got this part wrong:



"She then zeroed in on Getmisted again (which was rather funny) and threatened to post a compilation of offending screencaps of his, including pm's and his own photo. But he threatened her with reporting her so she backed out. Next day she tried to start shit again, by which stage I told her she's gotten rather tiresome herself and no better than the chumpstains she detests. She proceeded to delete."





He didn't threaten to report jack shit. He's still WAITING.. right @Arkansassy?

According to her, he threatened her with reporting via pm like the beta cuck he is. That's far more believable than him saying "just bring it, bitch!!"



And he'd report her anyway to get rid of her. But I digress. click to expand

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LOl ok. not really my business anyways.

I was just going by what was posted all over the comments and in that thread.

Wait, he's baaack? Hey gurl heyyyyy! Hope life's treating you well!

Posted by Soul
Where is the part where @soul still hates everyone, and is still waking up naked with an empty bottle of liquor in the dumpster behind McDonald's?

Because that's been common knowledge for at least 3 years, with multiple sightings posted on youtube. This thread serves as a catch-up for the past 2 months Ravishing has been away.

Hey, spot the difference