Eat the pineapple...

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@lethalfantasia while I can surely understand that a little ruff-ruff adds spice to one's sex life, there is a place and a time for everything.

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Well I suppose it helps you more after seeing what you've seen yourself lol. Still, it depends on your level of kinky. It didn't feel particularly hot-af at the time because I wasn't up for it. But making up.......

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100% foreplay, no penetration whatsoever. We both had about 3 hours of sleep, went to bed around 5am, got up around 8:30am, then a couple hours later we went back to sleep lol.

But instead of sleeping, he got very mushy. I had cradled him from behind and trying to sleep when he reached back and hooked his arm around my head, with his bulging rock-hard bicep pressing against the side of my face. I started sucking it and licking it slowly up and down, up and down. I just loved the way his nude body writhed against mine, his hard back muscles pressing against my torso and just rocking back & forth. Then I started stretching my tongue out as far as it could go, trying to lick his pit, and he was shivering like crazy lol.

Licking his tricep made him breathe really hard because it tickles lol. Then I gently bit his jugular and traced it with my tongue up and down, while I raked his beautiful abdomen with my free hand. I just love the way he sucks his chiseled belly in when I touch him there, makes me REALLY hard. Virgo moon loves bellies lol. I kept raking his below-the-navel area with my fingers and made my way further down. He was rock hard.

That's when he turned to face me and started grinding his dick against my balls, almost like fucking my balls. The sensation is un-frikkin-believable, feeling his dick prod and almost enter my ball sack. I was just about ready to explode. He was licking my ear lobe......and then he went for my nipple. That did it. 10 seconds later I had exploded all over his belly. He started thrusting harder against my ball sack, then dipped further underneath towards my ass and just ground his granite-hard rod between the chicks while I sucked on his Adam's apple, and then he came himself. Even though this was like 3 days ago I can still feel the way his sweat-slick body shuddered.

See that's how you get the juices going, when both people are in sync. When anger is involved, it clouds gratification & satisfaction, and it's a race to the finish. Not as hot as you might think. Might be hot to watch, but not to experience yourself. "Eat the pineapple" isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Dinner's ready!!!

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Oooh, people have been making detailed, dirty sex threads since my absence. Loves it. Now I'm not the only known for these messy threads.


But wow, the dick thrusting against your balls sounds hot.

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Yeah AriesAngel92 has stolen your thunder in recent times. I think I'm gonna mention that in my next DXP Catch-up bulletin.

I'll also ask who does messy better, Sag moon (you) or Sag rising (moi). I think my Aries stellium adds an edge to my delivery.

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You are more playful.
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How straight forward.... he's the other Capricorn moon? he still pretending he's not a Devil's Spawn alright
Oh he shed his angelic gimmick a loooooooong time ago, believe me. Within a month of us getting intimate for the first time. Caught me off guard big time because we were supposed to be taking it super-slow, to give him a chance to get used to the idea of being with a man.

He was the King of Mixed Signals alrite.

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How straight forward.... he's the other Capricorn moon? he still pretending he's not a Devil's Spawn alright

Oh he shed his angelic gimmick a loooooooong time ago, believe me. Within a month of us getting intimate for the first time. Caught me off guard big time because we were supposed to be taking it super-slow, to give him a chance to get used to the idea of being with a man.

He was the King of Mixed Signals alrite.>click to expand
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look all I am saying is, I came here looking for Lombard and you offered me rissoto 😆 where's the meat.

hey is he's eating your backdoor then he's right, he's taking it slow all while getting used to a man.... bum 😄

just take a shower, get in bed just before he arrive, and start masturbating on his side of the bed, best is your biting his pillow, when he see you there, just say something like "Been missing you all day"

When he stop laughing at you, and get on bed, you will have something to post here 😆
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How straight forward.... he's the other Capricorn moon? he still pretending he's not a Devil's Spawn alright



Oh he shed his angelic gimmick a loooooooong time ago, believe me. Within a month of us getting intimate for the first time. Caught me off guard big time because we were supposed to be taking it super-slow, to give him a chance to get used to the idea of being with a man.

He was the King of Mixed Signals alrite.>click to expand
look all I am saying is, I came here looking for Lombard and you offered me rissoto where's the meat.

hey is he's eating your backdoor then he's right, he's taking it slow all while getting used to a man.... bum

just take a shower, get in bed just before he arrive, and start masturbating on his side of the bed, best is your biting his pillow, when he see you there, just say something like "Been missing you all day"

When he stop laughing at you, and get on bed, you will have something to post here
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Oh you want meat, do ya? Careful what you wish for, Cap mooner, your pm's are open.

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And, believe it or not, I'm not into filthy talk. I'm more sensual than sexual. I like to take my time & stimulate every inch of the body before I move in for the kill. Forget everything you've seen in those gay twink porn vids.

PS: I haven't been missing him all day, he's been in and out with a Lion friend of ours. Unofficial trust-building exercises lol. And he wouldn't laugh at that. He laughs at over-the-top theatrics, the crazier the funnier. Particularly enjoys my Crowley-from-Supernatural voice acting.

Oh it just occured to me, that you don't know what prompted this thread. Or rather the making up bit of it. You wanted meat, he fed me meat when I didn't want it. Pinned me to the wall and wouldn't get off until he was finished. One-sided angry sex.......even though I had done nothing wrong.

Those fucking Cap moons, man....
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Oooh, people have been making detailed, dirty sex threads since my absence. Loves it. Now I'm not the only known for these messy threads.


But wow, the dick thrusting against your balls sounds hot.






Yeah AriesAngel92 has stolen your thunder in recent times. I think I'm gonna mention that in my next DXP Catch-up bulletin.

I'll also ask who does messy better, Sag moon (you) or Sag rising (moi). I think my Aries stellium adds an edge to my delivery.



You are more playful. click to expand
I love how you notice that about me! I am playful! And very troll-like. Yet people still take my crazy threads seriously. Oh well xoxoxox

(My previous sex threads got reported and I stopped doing them LOL)
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I notice everything

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And mesays, as long as you're not harassing or hurting anyone, keep them coming. If the prude spinsters can't take the heat, they should get their bitch ass outta your hot kitchen.

Here's Robbie's first ever solo single after leaving Take That. God, he was so angry! And had a great deal to prove.



But Robbie was never really a belter, not like Gary. Gary has definitely slowed down in terms of really belting it. I don't enjoy his live performances anymore because he sings so subdued. You'd think after not having sung for 7 years during his long depression after his solo career ended back in 1999, he'd have plenty gas in the tank. But if you enjoy Mixed Signals, I'll be happy to sing it for you. I got the original instrumental and now I'm just looking for a good mic, wanna do some vocal work.

In the meantime, would you care for some pineapple?

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How straight forward.... he's the other Capricorn moon? he still pretending he's not a Devil's Spawn alright



Oh he shed his angelic gimmick a loooooooong time ago, believe me. Within a month of us getting intimate for the first time. Caught me off guard big time because we were supposed to be taking it super-slow, to give him a chance to get used to the idea of being with a man.

He was the King of Mixed Signals alrite.>click to expand


look all I am saying is, I came here looking for Lombard and you offered me rissoto where's the meat.

hey is he's eating your backdoor then he's right, he's taking it slow all while getting used to a man.... bum

just take a shower, get in bed just before he arrive, and start masturbating on his side of the bed, best is your biting his pillow, when he see you there, just say something like "Been missing you all day"

When he stop laughing at you, and get on bed, you will have something to post here

Oh you want meat, do ya? Careful what you wish for, Cap mooner, your pm's are open

And, believe it or not, I'm not into filthy talk. I'm more sensual than sexual. I like to take my time & stimulate every inch of the body before I move in for the kill. Forget everything you've seen in those gay twink porn vids.

PS: I haven't been missing him all day, he's been in and out with a Lion friend of ours. Unofficial trust-building exercises lol. And he wouldn't laugh at that. He laughs at over-the-top theatrics, the crazier the funnier. Particularly enjoys my Crowley-from-Supernatural voice acting.

Oh it just occured to me, that you don't know what prompted this thread. Or rather the making up bit of it. You wanted meat, he fed me meat when I didn't want it. Pinned me to the wall and wouldn't get off until he was finished. One-sided angry sex.......even though I had done nothing wrong.

Those fucking Cap moons, man.... click to expand
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Oh well I am both, mix those twink porn with real life sex, and you get me, I have Gemini mars, I can start talking midway 😆 also I jump position in a sec, then my Virgo venus get all sensual, they generally don't work together but sometimes.... they put a good show. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yeah is not about missing him all day, is creating a reaction, call it leo charms you know "over-the-top theatrics" as you call it 😄

what? was there a "reason" for this? and I thought this forum was fun 😄 I am triggered, how inconsiderate of you, wanting no meat, like your entitled to your body after starting a relationship with a cap moon, didn't read the small letter, those damn small letters 😛

if I get meat any given time, I say thank you, is not about being anger, is about doing a public service LOL you can always smash the meat to get it tender for later, I mean I wouldn't do it, but I will like to see how that work ou.
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How straight forward.... he's the other Capricorn moon? he still pretending he's not a Devil's Spawn alright



Oh he shed his angelic gimmick a loooooooong time ago, believe me. Within a month of us getting intimate for the first time. Caught me off guard big time because we were supposed to be taking it super-slow, to give him a chance to get used to the idea of being with a man.

He was the King of Mixed Signals alrite.>click to expand


look all I am saying is, I came here looking for Lombard and you offered me rissoto where's the meat.

hey is he's eating your backdoor then he's right, he's taking it slow all while getting used to a man.... bum

just take a shower, get in bed just before he arrive, and start masturbating on his side of the bed, best is your biting his pillow, when he see you there, just say something like "Been missing you all day"

When he stop laughing at you, and get on bed, you will have something to post here



Oh you want meat, do ya? Careful what you wish for, Cap mooner, your pm's are open
And, believe it or not, I'm not into filthy talk. I'm more sensual than sexual. I like to take my time & stimulate every inch of the body before I move in for the kill. Forget everything you've seen in those gay twink porn vids.

PS: I haven't been missing him all day, he's been in and out with a Lion friend of ours. Unofficial trust-building exercises lol. And he wouldn't laugh at that. He laughs at over-the-top theatrics, the crazier the funnier. Particularly enjoys my Crowley-from-Supernatural voice acting.

Oh it just occured to me, that you don't know what prompted this thread. Or rather the making up bit of it. You wanted meat, he fed me meat when I didn't want it. Pinned me to the wall and wouldn't get off until he was finished. One-sided angry sex.......even though I had done nothing wrong.

Those fucking Cap moons, man.... click to expand
Oh well I am both, mix those twink porn with real life sex, and you get me, I have Gemini mars, I can start talking midway also I jump position in a sec, then my Virgo venus get all sensual, they generally don't work together but sometimes.... they put a good show. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yeah is not about missing him all day, is creating a reaction, call it leo charms you know "over-the-top theatrics" as you call it

what? was there a "reason" for this? and I thought this forum was fun I am triggered, how inconsiderate of you, wanting no meat, like your entitled to your body after starting a relationship with a cap moon, didn't read the small letter, those damn small letters

if I get meat any given time, I say thank you, is not about being anger, is about doing a public service LOL you can always smash the meat to get it tender for later, I mean I wouldn't do it, but I will like to see how that work ou.
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Oh you wanna see triggered—

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Yeah there was a reason, his possessive streak shined through aka Scorpio Mars. He said I was too affectionate with our friend while comforting him during a rough moment for him. Says I'm normally that affectionate only with him, but I've also been affectionate with his sisters during some very sensitive conversations, and he had no problem with it.

Despite my Aries Mercury/Venus/Mars I'm not always up for it, you can credit my Virgo moon with that. Had done a shitload of reading for an assignment and I was wiped. All of the sudden he waltzes in with a real bizarre look on his face, reminded me of the milking horse from Jackass, and before I know it I'm pinned face first into the wall. I've been sexually assaulted in the past so he was lucky my defense mechanism didn't set off. If it had, he would've lost at least an arm.

But I'd be lying if I said I don't want him to do it again.

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It's a little kink of mine that enjoys being dominated by someone I'm insanely attracted to. Yeah, he didn't get my permission lol, but then again he never does. Waking me up in the middle of the night to get in on is a common move of his.

And oh you wouldn't do it but you'd want to see how it works out

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...........poser much? It's like a virgin preaching about sex addiction. Go and give it a solid go; both giving AND receiving, then come back here to relay your experiences.....preferably with video and sound on. Your Gemini Mars & Virgo Venus might learn some new meat-tenderizing techniques. But that's one confusing-af contradiction. How the hell do you keep up with the comings & goings?? And I thought being Pisces sun/Virgo moon was weird enough. Moose, I got nothing on you.

Until then, feel free to join us for movie night. D2 sound fine to you?

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How straight forward.... he's the other Capricorn moon? he still pretending he's not a Devil's Spawn alright



Oh he shed his angelic gimmick a loooooooong time ago, believe me. Within a month of us getting intimate for the first time. Caught me off guard big time because we were supposed to be taking it super-slow, to give him a chance to get used to the idea of being with a man.

He was the King of Mixed Signals alrite.>click to expand


look all I am saying is, I came here looking for Lombard and you offered me rissoto where's the meat.

hey is he's eating your backdoor then he's right, he's taking it slow all while getting used to a man.... bum

just take a shower, get in bed just before he arrive, and start masturbating on his side of the bed, best is your biting his pillow, when he see you there, just say something like "Been missing you all day"

When he stop laughing at you, and get on bed, you will have something to post here



Oh you want meat, do ya? Careful what you wish for, Cap mooner, your pm's are open
And, believe it or not, I'm not into filthy talk. I'm more sensual than sexual. I like to take my time & stimulate every inch of the body before I move in for the kill. Forget everything you've seen in those gay twink porn vids.

PS: I haven't been missing him all day, he's been in and out with a Lion friend of ours. Unofficial trust-building exercises lol. And he wouldn't laugh at that. He laughs at over-the-top theatrics, the crazier the funnier. Particularly enjoys my Crowley-from-Supernatural voice acting.

Oh it just occured to me, that you don't know what prompted this thread. Or rather the making up bit of it. You wanted meat, he fed me meat when I didn't want it. Pinned me to the wall and wouldn't get off until he was finished. One-sided angry sex.......even though I had done nothing wrong.

Those fucking Cap moons, man.... click to expand


Oh well I am both, mix those twink porn with real life sex, and you get me, I have Gemini mars, I can start talking midway also I jump position in a sec, then my Virgo venus get all sensual, they generally don't work together but sometimes.... they put a good show. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yeah is not about missing him all day, is creating a reaction, call it leo charms you know "over-the-top theatrics" as you call it

what? was there a "reason" for this? and I thought this forum was fun I am triggered, how inconsiderate of you, wanting no meat, like your entitled to your body after starting a relationship with a cap moon, didn't read the small letter, those damn small letters

if I get meat any given time, I say thank you, is not about being anger, is about doing a public service LOL you can always smash the meat to get it tender for later, I mean I wouldn't do it, but I will like to see how that work ou.




Oh you wanna see triggered—



Yeah there was a reason, his possessive streak shined through aka Scorpio Mars. He said I was too affectionate with our friend while comforting him during a rough moment for him. Says I'm normally that affectionate only with him, but I've also been affectionate with his sisters during some very sensitive conversations, and he had no problem with it.

Despite my Aries Mercury/Venus/Mars I'm not always up for it, you can credit my Virgo moon with that. Had done a shitload of reading for an assignment and I was wiped. All of the sudden he waltzes in with a real bizarre look on his face, reminded me of the milking horse from Jackass, and before I know it I'm pinned face first into the wall. I've been sexually assaulted in the past so he was lucky my defense mechanism didn't set off. If it had, he would've lost at least an arm.

But I'd be lying if I said I don't want him to do it again.



It's a little kink of mine that enjoys being dominated by someone I'm insanely attracted to. Yeah, he didn't get my permission lol, but then again he never does. Waking me up in the middle of the night to get in on is a common move of his.

And oh you wouldn't do it but you'd want to see how it works out


...........poser much? It's like a virgin preaching about sex addiction. Go and give it a solid go; both giving AND receiving, then come back here to relay your experiences.....preferably with video and sound on. Your Gemini Mars & Virgo Venus might learn some new meat-tenderizing techniques. But that's one confusing-af contradiction. How the hell do you keep up with the comings & goings?? And I thought being Pisces sun/Virgo moon was weird enough. Moose, I got nothing on you.

Until then, feel free to join us for movie night. D2 sound fine to you?

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ah, usual Scorpio Mars, surely he could be affectionate with whoever he wants or flash his body around on a whim, but you? you better know best 😆

Virgo moon? my biggest crush is a virgo moon, that's funny, you told me you were kryptonite, but you're wrong 😄

see kryptonite turn Superman weak and soft, virgo moon makes me the opposite ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ohhh, I hear that kink was a virgo thing, thats why I like them, my venus is surely good with the idea too, but my cap moon is the one that like to be in charge 😄

"you wouldn't do it" ah you didn't get me but, maybe i would like to see how it works out for you, LoL, i know i could do things that would blush the devil, so im fine there, I'd start an unholy rapture later BWAHAHA

"How the hell do you keep up with the comings & goings??" ah mars-venus square.... Like this:

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I extremely doubt you were even born with a good boy reputation, but I'll bite. Though I really wish you hadn't used that gif, little Frank Dillane is creepy-af. Long story.

And my pulling in & out was purely mental. At first. After my birthday last year I had to keep doing it because he wasn't used to the pain. I can't even tell you when our TRUE first time happened because there were so many false starts before it lol. But he gave me blue balls for years prior. Total nightmare to deal with. Lucky for him I'm a gentleman.



Cliffnotes version: German lad is a strigoi and uses pineapple to sweeten the blood of his victims. To make it astrologically relevant, he's a Libra & she's a Virgo.


The pineapple thing has become a running joke between our earthy moons because I'm Germanic like the vampire lad & I like to switch it up between my impersonations for my Cap mooner's laughter purposes. Can't do Crowley all the time, he'll get sick of it sooner than later.

On that note, Endless........



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Ha Ha who would say, a "germanic australian" offering me pineapple, the nerve, I'm gonna follow your game them, I guess you get to eat the banana 😆

Wonder if you get the SUBTLETY of that info 😄
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I extremely doubt you were even born with a good boy reputation, but I'll bite. Though I really wish you hadn't used that gif, little Frank Dillane is creepy-af. Long story.

And my pulling in & out was purely mental. At first. After my birthday last year I had to keep doing it because he wasn't used to the pain. I can't even tell you when our TRUE first time happened because there were so many false starts before it lol. But he gave me blue balls for years prior. Total nightmare to deal with. Lucky for him I'm a gentleman.



Cliffnotes version: German lad is a strigoi and uses pineapple to sweeten the blood of his victims. To make it astrologically relevant, he's a Libra & she's a Virgo.


The pineapple thing has become a running joke between our earthy moons because I'm Germanic like the vampire lad & I like to switch it up between my impersonations for my Cap mooner's laughter purposes. Can't do Crowley all the time, he'll get sick of it sooner than later.

On that note, Endless........



tell me you will eat the pineapple. click to expand
Ha Ha who would say, a "germanic australian" offering me pineapple, the nerve, I'm gonna follow your game them, I guess you get to eat the banana

Wonder if you get the SUBTLETY of that info
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Sure I get the subtlety: they're both yellow.

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And I'm not Australian, I just live here. I'm 100% European. You stick around long enough, you'll get your share of the pineapple/
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I extremely doubt you were even born with a good boy reputation, but I'll bite. Though I really wish you hadn't used that gif, little Frank Dillane is creepy-af. Long story.

And my pulling in & out was purely mental. At first. After my birthday last year I had to keep doing it because he wasn't used to the pain. I can't even tell you when our TRUE first time happened because there were so many false starts before it lol. But he gave me blue balls for years prior. Total nightmare to deal with. Lucky for him I'm a gentleman.



Cliffnotes version: German lad is a strigoi and uses pineapple to sweeten the blood of his victims. To make it astrologically relevant, he's a Libra & she's a Virgo.


The pineapple thing has become a running joke between our earthy moons because I'm Germanic like the vampire lad & I like to switch it up between my impersonations for my Cap mooner's laughter purposes. Can't do Crowley all the time, he'll get sick of it sooner than later.

On that note, Endless........



tell me you will eat the pineapple. click to expand


Ha Ha who would say, a "germanic australian" offering me pineapple, the nerve, I'm gonna follow your game them, I guess you get to eat the banana

Wonder if you get the SUBTLETY of that info


Sure I get the subtlety: they're both yellow.




And I'm not Australian, I just live here. I'm 100% European. You stick around long enough, you'll get your share of the pineapple/ click to expand
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"Sure I get the subtlety: they're both yellow"

Errr.... Yes? but I think bananas can come in different shapes and colours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

anyway I meant the origins of the fruits, I guess it doesn't matter anyway He He He

"And I'm not Australian, I just live here"

Thats kinda mean, I like it 😄 you said germanic so I thought that's what you meant xD after all there's a difference between australoid germanian, and a germanic australian LoL

did you know Melanesians have natural blondes, because of a gene that have no relation to the one in north europeans, LoL Im kinda chatty today, that gemini mars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯