DXP RAP

Here we write the official DXP Rap song, one verse at a time.

two lines max per post, anything goes

We can ask @tiziani to compose the music, and some tryhard like @deleternerd can sing the result.

I'll start:

BOOM WAKE UP

WRONG HOOD MOTHER

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by hydorah
BOOM WAKE UP
WRONG HOOD MOTHER

YOU ARE AN ASS
IF YOU REGULAR DXPER click to expand

BUT I STILL LIKE THE TURDS
WHO HAVE NO FEAR click to expandclick to expand

click to expand

They're the ones that make it interesting here.

IZOD GANG IZOD GANG IZOD GANG

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by NostalgicCappyy

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by hydorah
BOOM WAKE UP
WRONG HOOD MOTHER

YOU ARE AN ASS
IF YOU REGULAR DXPER click to expand

BUT I STILL LIKE THE TURDS
WHO HAVE NO FEAR click to expandclick to expand

They're the ones that make it interesting here. click to expand

LOL this is just a rap.. and as the op said anything goes... click to expandclick to expand

click to expand

I was just rhyming with what you said, Libra.

so just get off your high horse debra

you're nothing like a sag, not even a zebra

But since we are all in the know

There‘s nothing better than a capricorn‘s flow

Posted by DeleterNerd
Roast each other and dont worry about it rhyming. I can rhyme anything that sounds even remotely similar.

my super power is dyslexia

*I'll have the final cut, and I'll do some clean up*

Aqua man hot and cold. Pisces man just swam away

scorpio hoe playin games and lying day after day

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by AquaNextDoor
But since we are all in the know
There‘s nothing better than a capricorn‘s flow

I HEARD CAPRICORNS ARE JUST... WAY TOO SLOW
I MIGHT CHANGE MY MIND IF YOU GIMME A BLOW click to expand

click to expand

THIS LADY AIN‘T A HOE

SO YOU BETTER DATE YOUR HAND AND RUB IT REAL SLOW

Rip em then dip as I slide in on time.

Playin an slayin and snorting each line.

Another warrior the keyboard is a weapon

Buts constantly laggin

Laaaaggggdjdjffcickvvv....

.nitas liaH

*I think there will be enough material for 3 songs*

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by hydorah
BOOM WAKE UP
WRONG HOOD MOTHER

YOU ARE AN ASS
IF YOU REGULAR DXPER click to expand

click to expand

Except Tiziani

He is part-time!

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by hydorah
IZOD GANG IZOD GANG IZOD GANG

NOW DONT TELL ME
ALL YOU WANT IS BANG BANG BANG click to expand

click to expand

THERE IS A WALL

YOU CAN BANG THEM ALL

Posted by hydorah
Aqua man hot and cold. Pisces man just swam away
scorpio hoe playin games and lying day after day

TOUCH A SCORPIO AND MAYBE

YOU WILL LOSE 1-2 balls BABY!

Posted by TheTinMan
Somebody give a brotha a beat please. Here goes.

I made a stop at a bootlegger for a Bacardi when all of a sudden I saw gemitati. She was buying a pint of crown royal, her and clown loyal. The temp was like paradise.....cool as a bag of ice. Gemitati was drunk and wanted to fuck, a sexy Scorpio stop by and said to her..whats up

SOME OF DXPERS HAVE IBSESSION

BUT RHEY CANT PAY FOR MENTAL HEALTH SESSION!

Posted by Awesomeyoo
*LOL, I just wanna thank hydorah for making my day. this was reallyyy cooool. And if you must know my rapper name is White Chocolate"

Add DIS...

White Chicolate rapper DIS

Deep in shit - he all an ass!

My day by TheSag

Woke up at 7 and felt already depressed
should have slept till 11 instead of training my chest

I went lifting weights and and gave it my all
I didn't reach new heights that's why I feel small

I were all sweaty yet women were ignoring me
then my form got crappy when I thought about dxp

firebunny is my hero, since he's big and ripped
compared to him I'm a zero, that's my conflict
Rocket is rich and dines at fancy places
he smashes many *lalala and barely remembers any faces

I left exhausted and full of pain
all I wanted was making new gains

Now I will eat and later cry in my bed
then I will sleep and dream of being a spanish Chad

Posted by Awesomeyoo
*LOL, I just wanna thank hydorah for making my day. this was reallyyy cooool. And if you must know my rapper name is White Chocolate"

Are you on YouTube ?

my rapper's name is black banana

HELLO GUYS THIS IS ME FIREBUNNY

I'M BACK, DOES MY PRESENCE MAKE YOU HAPPY?

Posted by DeleterNerd

Posted by hydorah
my rapper's name is black banana

Mines lil footsteps click to expand

click to expand

K.

Posted by Awesomeyoo

Posted by firebunny
HELLO GUYS THIS IS ME FIREBUNNY
I'M BACK, DOES MY PRESENCE MAKE YOU HAPPY?

TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, AND ITS NOT EVEN SUNNY
DONT BE FOOLED BY THE BRIGHTNESS, ITS JUST ME FIREBUNNY click to expand

click to expand

brilliant yo

it swings like yo-yo

Posted by The_Mad_H8R
I'm dropping sick beats at you DXPERS feet. Redundant problems? We got a forum full, they ask the same damn questions and it's @masterful.

Or we got @OCJACK and his whack ass philosophy being the alpha male of mother fuckin DXP... spare me

But we're fortunate because @Fortuna gets straight to the heart of it.

And @deletenerd can spin the spoken word about her Taurus herd.

@lepetitfisk can draw a mean ass dick.. the veins, the tip, will leave you fuckin sick.

Invading your brain like a @UFO spacecraft with @xkraft dodging asteroids on an @intergalacticplanetary race track

just glad to make it out alive like @GC05 and her music threads that leave you @deadinside and @lostinmymind11

Much like the @firebunny..... this shit ain't funny... she says @tellmeimpretty while her @unusualvaginaldischarge got her draws all runny. like my words with that heavy flow cause I'm @awesomeyoo

If you wanna get schooled without even tryin make a stupid comment towards @Ixion

If you plan to beat us you better pack a lunch cause the crazy mother fuckers of DXP pack a @peanutpunch

Well, I'm done I've had my fun imma be gone like @metatron

There's nothing left to do I've climbed to the top for that @aerialview

time set back and watch @mystarsshine through

*DROPS MIC*

Until...@anothertaurusguyreturns

lolol...you're a quick study...I miss all the good threads....

I'll make a few additions myself and then I'll wrap this up

I made this quick, it will need clean up

now here is a story of pure melancholy

a massive bully who falls in love too suddenly

that may sure sound like a cool story, the problem is only

the cutie has no kitty

juicy juicy cannoli cannoli

this is the story of ands and firebunny

all night at the club ,eyes on that honey, handling that bottle very lovingly

the morning comes unfortunately, nothing came of that cajolery

cowardice,bigotry, no flexibillity, they both go home with all their dignity

juicy juicy cannoli cannoli

this is the story of ands and firebunny

this generates sadly two years of flippancy

a bro turns to enemy each day more bitterly

guilty complicity ends in antipathy,

cruel is love to every everybody

nobody yet found that formuoli

juicy juicy cannoli cannoli

this is the story of ands and firebunny

bros let it go, make a trip to italy

focus on your baby , eat, visit, enjoy the scenery

sit for a latte, cappucino cannoli, pizza spaghetti, vino and cannoli

and make it juicy juicy, extra extra juicy

juicy juicy extra big cannoli

(repeat)

Posted by hydorah
I made this quick, it will need clean up

now here is a story of pure melancholy
a massive bully who falls in love too suddenly
that may sure sound like a cool story, the problem is only
the cutie has no kitty

juicy juicy cannoli cannoli
this is the story of ands and firebunny

all night at the club ,eyes on that honey, handling that bottle very lovingly
the morning comes unfortunately, nothing came of that cajolery
cowardice,bigotry, no flexibillity, they both go home with all their dignity

juicy juicy cannoli cannoli
this is the story of ands and firebunny

this generates sadly two years of flippancy
a bro turns to enemy each day more bitterly
guilty complicity ends in antipathy,
cruel is love to every everybody
nobody yet found that formuoli

juicy juicy cannoli cannoli
this is the story of ands and firebunny

bros let it go, make a trip to italy
focus on your baby , eat, visit, enjoy the scenery
sit for a latte, cappucino cannoli, pizza spaghetti, vino and cannoli

and make it juicy extra extra juicy
juicy juicy extra big cannoli
(repeat)

ayyy lmao