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1. When an Aries starts to _______, yep, that means you've got their undivided attention!
2. When a Cancer says ___________, yep, you're in trouble & in hot water/on thin ice!
3. When a Leo no wants you to ____________, you better do it dammit!!!
4. If you can make a Virgo _______, you've got them in the palm of your hand!!
5. Don't ever _______ a Libra unless you want them to become your enemy
6. You'll have a Capricorn whipped if you ___________
7. It'll both turn an Aquarian off & on at the same time if you __________
8. When a Pisces lets you borrow their _________, yep you are special to them
9. 1 the thing you better not ever touch is a Taurus' ____________
10. The secret to taming a Gemini is ____________
11. When a Sagg gets horny, the 1st thing they do is ___________
12. Nothing gets under a Scorpio's skin more than when someone __________

1. When an Aries starts to stop what they are doing and listen, yep, that means you've got their undivided attention!
2. When a Cancer says your name instead of a cute and affectionate pet name, yep, you're in trouble & in hot water/on thin ice!
3. When a Leo wants you to do them a favor, you better do it dammit!!!
4. If you can make a Virgo have orgasms, you've got them in the palm of your hand!!
5. Don't ever embarrass a Libra unless you want them to become your enemy
6. You'll have a Capricorn whipped if you prove you have large suitcases of cash hidden away somewhere.
7. It'll both turn an Aquarian off & on at the same time if you speak up for what you believe in, but apologize for shouting them down in the process.
8. When a Pisces lets you borrow their video games and DVDs, yep you are special to them
9. 1 the thing you better not ever touch is a Taurus' car.
10. The secret to taming a Gemini is funny and dirty little jokes.
11. When a Sagg gets horny, the 1st thing they do is head to the bar, club and party scene.
12. Nothing gets under a Scorpio's skin more than when someone puts them in their place.

1. When an Aries starts to skip going out with their best friends to hang with you instead yep, that means you've got their undivided attention!

2. When a Cancer says your full government name yep, you're in trouble & in hot water/on thin ice!
3. When a Leo no wants you to be their arm candy in public as their way of complimenting you, you better do it dammit!!!
4. If you can make a Virgo shut the F up, you've got them in the palm of your hand!!
5. Don't ever publicly shame a Libra unless you want them to become your enemy
6. You'll have a Capricorn whipped if you agree to give them a promotion w/o requiring that they sleep with you in return =P

7. It'll both turn an Aquarian off & on at the same time if you bodly disagree with them & then tell them to step their game up in the debating area

8. When a Pisces lets you borrow their mind, yep you are special to them
9. 1 the thing you better not ever touch is a Taurus' perfume/cologne that's specifically hidden in their hidden cabinet. Yep, even 1 swish of their spray will piss them off! How dare you smell good too, with THEIR f'ing fragrance lol

10. The secret to taming a Gemini is to suddenly stop giving them your undivided attention when they thought for sure they had you in the palm of their hand. The unpredictable drives them wild & they'll come chasing!

11. When a Sagg gets horny, the 1st thing they do is ask you to have phone sex with them. If you refuse, they'll gladly get online & get their fix with or without you lol

12. Nothing gets under a Scorpio's skin more than when someone plays the manipulative mind games better than they do

Hey Kry,

I like your response on 2, 4, 7 and 12.

I would add that if a Cancer (whom you love) calls you by any version of your official name, you are in big, big trouble.

Also, serving a Scorpio their just desserts will also get under their skin like nothing else can.

Boo, they are the myopic, money-grubbing whores of the Zodiac. What better way to maintain their attention than with piles and piles of money hidden away somewhere?

Posted by ScorpioFish
Hey Kry,

I like your response on 2, 4, 7 and 12.

I would add that if a Cancer (whom you love) calls you by any version of your official name, you are in big, big trouble.

Also, serving a Scorpio their just desserts will also get under their skin like nothing else can.

lol yeah my mom isn't even a Cancer but when that woman calls me by my full government name, I proceed into the room cautiously lol

There's no way to say someone's full government name in a way that seems nice or non-harsh lol It's actually quite creepy the nicer someone says it b/c it just throws off your senses. It's like wait, why is she saying it so nicely?! Hmmm something's up lol

Not to be vulgar or anything but it appears that one could fill in (almost) every blank with variations of the word "fuck".


Yes, I'm new to this forum, hai.