For you lonely people out there

seeing that a lot of you need one, i don't charge much and for you ladies its free for the first hour but after that its 10 bills an hour, papa has to earn dat chedda honey. everyone wants to hang out with yours truly, friendly housecleaning

http://rentafriend.com/

RentAFriend.com has Friends from around the world available for hire. Rent a Friend to attend a social event, wedding, or party with you. Hire someone to introduce you to new people, or someone to go to a movie or a restaurant with. Hire a Friend to show you around a new town, teach you a new skill/hobby, or just someone for companionship.

if you're a taurus you get charge double, jerks

the policies are too strict

unless your a lesbian, the booty choices on the menu are limited to the redhead and the other one

My dentist suggested I be his professional cuddler during his lunch hour...

Posted by PVAF

Posted by HouseCleaning
the policies are too strict

LOL! I just observed the policies. And look at the rates. Jeez for that price you can hire a hooker.

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Oh?

Disturbing that PVAF knows this. o.O

lol

anyone want to snuggle with me

Posted by PVAF
Nah I rather employ the services of this agency

http://www.thesnuggery.org/rates_services.html

I wonder if any of these cuddles come with a happy ending.

Good lord. $ 425 for an all night snuggle?
Could get several massages, each with a happy ending, for that price.