Funniest Quotes

I'll start-
"The Hoff is a big inspiration - in times of trouble I often ask myself, 'How would the Hoff deal with this situation?" - Moritz Volz

?I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.? -Robert McCloskey

?Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.? -Swedish Proverb

.................."perception MAY BE reality, but YOUR perception is not MY reality" -roni..........

wow!! i do love THAT version too, 'that's a keeper!!! *cool, thanx so much for sharing it, roni...!!

-mystic

"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."
Fred Allen

"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."
Fred Allen

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)