twinkletoes
@twinkletoes
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I Fucking HATE Paperwork.
You mean - like Origami? 😕
Posted by neves... u suck.😢
You mean - like Origami? 😕
Posted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
click to expand
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
click to expand
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
Posted by twinkletoesCant argue with this, paperwork kills efficiency
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Posted by neves—
You mean - like Origami? 😕
Posted by MontgomeryI think he was trying to buy a condom and they made him fill out an application ?Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
click to expand
Posted by Montgomeryit is. because paperwork rules everything.Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
click to expand
i went and talked to the fuckers in question.
every fucking excuse in the book.
i told them if i take it up i'd be on their fucking real estate working the job on their property due to the nature of the job.
a major part of what i do is somewhat touchy. i'm not sending myself or anyone else back and forth to match parts. fuck that shit. If your ass is too lazy to complete the same fucking job i'm doing, we're about to have a problem.
fucking retarded ass shit... 100Yds vs. multiple miles. why the fuck should this be my my problem.
Posted by Gemitatiif you're going to make a fucking joke, make it funnyPosted by MontgomeryI think he was trying to buy a condom and they made him fill out an application ?Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
click to expand
Posted by twinkletoesI don't have to make it funny!Posted by Gemitatiif you're going to make a fucking joke, make it funnyPosted by MontgomeryI think he was trying to buy a condom and they made him fill out an application ?Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
click to expand
This is why we have that laughing thing!
You wrote whayever your angry face wants and plug a few smilies at the end - that's it! ITS OFICIALLY FUNNY!!!
So shut up?
Posted by GemitatiPosted by twinkletoesI don't have to make it funny!Posted by Gemitatiif you're going to make a fucking joke, make it funnyPosted by MontgomeryI think he was trying to buy a condom and they made him fill out an application ?Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
This is why we have that laughing thing!
You wrote whayever your angry face wants and plug a few smilies at the end - that's it! ITS OFICIALLY FUNNY!!!
So shut up?click to expand
There are no smileys at the end of my posts.
You must have me confused with someone else.
Posted by twinkletoesYou need to grow some sense of humor!Posted by GemitatiPosted by twinkletoesI don't have to make it funny!Posted by Gemitatiif you're going to make a fucking joke, make it funnyPosted by MontgomeryI think he was trying to buy a condom and they made him fill out an application ?Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
This is why we have that laughing thing!
You wrote whayever your angry face wants and plug a few smilies at the end - that's it! ITS OFICIALLY FUNNY!!!
So shut up?
There are no smileys at the end of my posts.
You must have me confused with someone else.click to expand
You are so pissed I don't think you can even have sex! I am right' right! ?
Posted by Gemitatii'm not trying to have sex with you. why would you randomly bring that up?Posted by twinkletoesYou need to grow some sense of humor!Posted by GemitatiPosted by twinkletoesI don't have to make it funny!Posted by Gemitatiif you're going to make a fucking joke, make it funnyPosted by MontgomeryI think he was trying to buy a condom and they made him fill out an application ?Posted by twinkletoesPosted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
Posted by twinkletoesI'm confused then.Posted by MontgomeryPosted by twinkletoesCovers people's asses, yes.
I don't know how to express my feelings on the subject matter.
but I FUCKING HATE PAPERWORK/.
it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses
Allows them to be paid.
Documents your own wages, no doubt.
Allows the company to collect the money that
is put into your bank account.
Such nonsense!
Esp when it allows one to avoid costly litigation.
The government is another story.
It's called red tape and has nothing to do with
the above.
Which one are you so upset about?
it creates unnecessary work.
why are we getting jobs my counterparts are putting in at satellite locations when they are more than capable of completing them?
i'll tell you why, because they are lazy mother fuckers and are trying to pass an inspection by saying "we put a job in, look here's the paperwork"
meanwhile, someone is getting payed to construct and file all the paperwork, which gets revised about 4 times before it falls on our laps and i'm just gonna request to kick it back anyway.
fuck this shit.
It's not really about the paperwork it seems.
This is why we have that laughing thing!
You wrote whayever your angry face wants and plug a few smilies at the end - that's it! ITS OFICIALLY FUNNY!!!
So shut up?
There are no smileys at the end of my posts.
You must have me confused with someone else.
You are so pissed I don't think you can even have sex! I am right' right! ?click to expand
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it doesn't accomplish anything. the only thing it does is cover peoples asses