If you were the CASTING DIRECTOR of Survivor,

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hey it's not a bad team! my tribe will get eaten first for sure. dawn might be the only survivor lulz!



Not eaten, try BEATEN. Jumped. Bringing the hood to the nearest camp close to you.



lol black people don't like to lose dude, check out the olympics lol, as soon as we get used to water on our skins, we'll take asians out of diving.
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Yeah hence beaten, we will beat them at the game & give them a throw down just for good measure. Btw, do you know why most blacks can't swim? I find it weird.
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hey it's not a bad team! my tribe will get eaten first for sure. dawn might be the only survivor lulz!



Not eaten, try BEATEN. Jumped. Bringing the hood to the nearest camp close to you.



lol black people don't like to lose dude, check out the olympics lol, as soon as we get used to water on our skins, we'll take asians out of diving.



Yeah hence beaten, we will beat them at the game & give them a throw down just for good measure. Btw, do you know why most blacks can't swim? I find it weird.



I had a black hair dresser for a while. She told me that black people just didn't like water in general. I'm not kidding.
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Tell her to speak for herself lol...that statement makes it sound like we aren't fans of bathing either.
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i.e. kenyan runners



LOL we have a theory here as to why some Africans are good runners...it's the wars. Fleeing from the enemy...you get used to running lol.



LOL I THOUGHT LIONS! BUT SERIOUSLY IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE 12 LUNGS!
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Lions are in the zoo just like in any other place, don't start with that ignorant shit. I honestly don't know why some are good runner, maybe it's simply their God given talent...why take that away from them by analysing how they do it? We don't suspect that Phelps guy to have fins now do we? Talent is talent. Btw, why are Asians so flexible? You remember I mentioned an old lady doing splits & other acrobatic shit at the park a while back. It was amazing, I was honestly in awe.
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hey it's not a bad team! my tribe will get eaten first for sure. dawn might be the only survivor lulz!



Not eaten, try BEATEN. Jumped. Bringing the hood to the nearest camp close to you.



lol black people don't like to lose dude, check out the olympics lol, as soon as we get used to water on our skins, we'll take asians out of diving.



Yeah hence beaten, we will beat them at the game & give them a throw down just for good measure. Btw, do you know why most blacks can't swim? I find it weird.



I had a black hair dresser for a while. She told me that black people just didn't like water in general. I'm not kidding.



Tell her to speak for herself lol...that statement makes it sound like we aren't fans of bathing either.



She actually mentioned that outside of bathing that black people didn't like water. I didn't mention that.
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You said 'water in general', so that sent me in different direction. I for one do like water, I just don't know how to swim.
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Pagong Tribe

Tiziani
Don Johnson
enfant_terrible
PrincePisces



I feel like that team would be a pile of fail. enfant & Don would just be having pissing contests, and I never know what tiziani is talking about, and id be stuck there through it all LOL!
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WHICH OF THEM IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIBE MATE?! You can pick one of the girls, btw. πŸ™‚
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shaniqua tribe
-clueless
-watercup
-pvaf
-pothead



It's all good in da hood, but do I get to roll my neck & carry razor blades under my tongue? I'll channel my stereotypical angry black woman too..to go with the tribe's name.

Oh no he di'nt call us tribe Shaniqua. WC let me show how to use a spit razor. This fool gonna be the first one we cut. πŸ˜„
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LOL, somebody is about to be Shaniquad! From Sandynads to Strands.
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Pagong Tribe

Tiziani
Don Johnson
enfant_terrible
PrincePisces

PurrHiss
Robyn
Wynter
ellesque

~~~

Tagi Tribe

sandynads
everevolvingepithet
firebunny (me)
james tate

geminicandle
PVAF
CluelessCancer
RomancingA



I think RomancingA would rather die than be a part of our tribe. LOL.
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It's ok. There'll be a swap anyway. And... and... RomancingA can allign us with the boys. LOL.
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i have a lioness into knives and rafts, a cancer that can track multiple identities online, and a gemini with patience (HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIND RIGHT?!)! #teamsandFTW

cameras gonna be on us unless CC goes native and starts wearing fur! πŸ˜›



LOL @ fur. You could just pretend its a mane, she is leo dominant after all. Unless you meant her pimply 'fur' πŸ˜›
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i have a lioness into knives and rafts, a cancer that can track multiple identities online, and a gemini with patience (HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIND RIGHT?!)! #teamsandFTW

cameras gonna be on us unless CC goes native and starts wearing fur! πŸ˜›

So basically Dawn is holding the team together survival wise. Pft team Shaniqua is all survivors. And our outfits gonna be fly. All eyes on us.
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Girl, what are we wearing? I hope we won't be dressed like that pic Kraft posted about the "Housewives of Section 8" or something like that. Make it fabulous, still hood but good.
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i have a lioness into knives and rafts, a cancer that can track multiple identities online, and a gemini with patience (HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIND RIGHT?!)! #teamsandFTW

cameras gonna be on us unless CC goes native and starts wearing fur! πŸ˜›

So basically Dawn is holding the team together survival wise. Pft team Shaniqua is all survivors. And our outfits gonna be fly. All eyes on us.



Girl, what are we wearing? I hope we won't be dressed like that pic Kraft posted about the "Housewives of Section 8" or something like that. Make it fabulous, still hood but good.

I didn't see that pic. Damn now I want to.
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It wasn't good. He said it's a new reality show coming up if I remember correctly.
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Unless you meant her pimply 'fur' πŸ˜›



CMON IT WAS AN INGROWN!! πŸ˜›
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πŸ˜‰

Those hurt btw...oh so I heard πŸ˜‰
I say it's better to go 'native' sometimes & rock your mink because it gets embarrassing/uncomfortable when the bladness itches in public & you can't scratch it. Or when you do decide to scratch it, you lie & say you were fixing your tight pants. Too much trouble.
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Pagong Tribe

Tiziani
Don Johnson
enfant_terrible
PrincePisces

PurrHiss
Robyn
Wynter
ellesque

~~~

Tagi Tribe

sandynads
everevolvingepithet
firebunny (me)
james tate

geminicandle
PVAF
CluelessCancer
RomancingA



Nice.

I think one of the women from the Pagong tribe would be dead by the first morning.

Or at the very least, stuck in the middle of the ocean on a makeshift raft.

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I can see it now. After days of relentless bickering RA finally loses her cool and snaps on CC. A catfight breaks out on the beach. Cameras pan around to follow the action as the two woman wrestle around in the sand throwing punches and pulling hair. Eventually they tumble into the water where RA succeeds in drowning CC only to discover that she's been mortally wounded by a seashell stab. With her dying breath she cries out "And Tiz can still get a paper cut in a shark tank!"

On the other end of the island, Purr and Elle engage in a silent staring match over dinner. Little do they know that they've both been secretly poisoning one another with the toxins from a rare jellyfish.

*wipes tear from eye*

That's good television.

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lol the thought of elle out at sea! πŸ˜›

OH I THOUGHT BUNNY WAS DIVIDING PEOPLE BY 4'S! MY BAD!



LOL. Regroup your list. πŸ™‚ My season is season 1, yours is season 2. 😈

Awesome I'm making both seasons. And if we go with CC's team too, I'll be around for season 3. πŸ˜„
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Yep. Feby16 and TMV will be on Season 3... but TMV doesn't like sea urchins so they'll have another location! @_@

OMG, did I just said something dictator-like again?! @_@