Ironic, Your Sign Really Does Suck (Page 4)

Posted by tubbyscubby
rush is AWESOME! by the way. he's my favorite racist. i so totally prayed when he had a heart attack. i thought that was sad.

OH! and years ago when he reportedly almost lost his voice...that made me sad too.

limbaugh is a capricorn by the way which is surprising. caps are generally a fairly "simple" sign.

WHOA!!! Capricorn a simple sign— Really——?? I know where that comment was directed, but that's okay that's okay that's okay. Please don't let THAT dude speak for Capricorns, some of US just don't make it out the pasture properly ^_^.
As long as you can have a favorite racist, then I take the capricorns are "fairly" simple comment.

^rush limbaugh

i'd totally do him. he and i could do some oxy together and fuq like to earth signs should.

i heard that cappy men were partial to nice bums which is good.

Posted by tubbyscubby
i thought you left? something allergies and you being a rash and yet, you're still here?

I came back because you want me here 😉 You love it, DON'T LIE TO ME LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

intimately to tubbs means face book & eharmony messages in her inbox fwiw bri.,.,

so uuummm no REAL aqua sorry we'll need to get an expert in here

*drags dk back in*

Posted by DK09
I enjoy ice cream.

DK :O!!!!

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Posted by tubbyscubby
rush is AWESOME! by the way. he's my favorite racist. i so totally prayed when he had a heart attack. i thought that was sad.

OH! and years ago when he reportedly almost lost his voice...that made me sad too.

limbaugh is a capricorn by the way which is surprising. caps are generally a fairly "simple" sign.

WHOA!!! Capricorn a simple sign— Really——?? I know where that comment was directed, but that's okay that's okay that's okay. Please don't let THAT dude speak for Capricorns, some of US just don't make it out the pasture properly ^_^.
As long as you can have a favorite racist, then I take the capricorns are "fairly" simple comment.

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well apparently they're slow as shit too cause i so totally posted that 20 min ago.

i like for my insults to be recognized with a little bit more swiftness thank you!

Posted by brianafay

Posted by DK09
I enjoy ice cream.

Fucking Aqua....ice queen *shakes head*



😛

Otay, Gotcha!

Posted by USCTaurusGal

Posted by DK09
I enjoy ice cream.

Only you DK, only you...

Awesome.

Posted by hardcandy
dk can I have a lick? I mean since I'm carrying ur ebaby I've bee having cravings ;P

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Ok. How much ice cream do you need? Thought of a name yet? Captain Awesome is still up for grabs!

Posted by hardcandy
intimately to tubbs means face book & eharmony messages in her inbox fwiw bri.,.,

lmao

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Posted by DK09
I enjoy ice cream.

DK :O!!!!

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Hey Tubbs does your twat flap like your gums??

I told u deek no jr 😛 ur already captain awesome there can only be one!

I mean e maculate conception is pretty amazing! so it's gotta be good *starts flipping thru name books*

That's pretty cool I guess. You should enter yourself into one of those talent shows at those shday low-class strip clubs. You know the ones...where the chicks have stretch-marks and bulletholes.

Might be your big break. Talentless bitch. 🙂

Aquarius Negative Traits
Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached
Chaotic and rebellious
http://www.astrology-insight.com/aquarius.htm<BR>
On the dark side....
Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached
http://www.astrology-online.com/aquarius.htm<BR>
Aquarius people are extremely open-minded, tolerant, extroverted, experimental and emotionally detached.
http://astrological-sun-signs.suite101.com/article.cfm/aquarius_personality_profile<BR>
She is very loyal, but at the same time, she is also a little detached and not extremely emotional.
http://www.iloveindia.com/astrology/sun-signs/aquarius/woman.html<BR>

^i included sources for stanktwat

how awesome is that. is it not AWESOME!? look at the consistency.

Haha Jadey

icyyyy 😛

Posted by tubbyscubby



^rush limbaugh

i'd totally do him. he and i could do some oxy together and fuq like to earth signs should.

i heard that cappy men were partial to nice bums which is good.

I'd screw Bill O'Reilly ... I'd cut off Glenn Beck's dick ... I'd pour gasoline on and set fire Rush Limbaugh ... then leave the country -- all in the name of peace ^_^.

hahahahahahahaha

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Posted by DK09
I enjoy ice cream.

DK :O!!!!

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You're here 😄 You're never on when I'm on, that's —?

lol

Posted by hardcandy
I told u deek no jr 😛 ur already captain awesome there can only be one!

I mean e maculate conception is pretty amazing! so it's gotta be good *starts flipping thru name books*

How about Junior Captain Awesome Jr the 2nd?

Taurus Negative Traits: possessive, jealous, lazy, self-indulgent, greedy, boring, unoriginal, stubborn and inflexible in opinion...

glen beck would be HOT! if he could tan

am i disputing taurean traits?

in fact, i own mine. why do you all have so much trouble owning yours?

oh that's right! astrology is only good when it suits you. negative shit be damned!

lol bri!
ya I rememba poor aa was bamboozled by this senior citizen...I tried to warn him ...he became an e pedophile victim ...*pours a Cosmo on aa's dxp grave*

aaawww I forgot deek lots of ice cream & I promise not to get fat 🙂
there u go being a sweet edaddy again *swoon* it's all ur fault

(FWIW the other Bulls on here are absolute ladies, and I ♥ them.)

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Posted by DK09
I enjoy ice cream.

DK :O!!!!

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You're here 😄 You're never on when I'm on, that's —?

lol

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Seems like it now doesn't it? You always seem to be under a lot of stress. Nice to see you're alive and kicking.

I also made a huge post about the LeBron/Wade/Bosh debacle on the sports forum. Go have a gander when you can and we can talk some more like old times, Laughypants.

i guess they're original

Posted by hardcandy
lol bri!
ya I rememba poor aa was bamboozled by this senior citizen...I tried to warn him ...he became an e pedophile victim ...*pours a Cosmo on aa's dxp grave*

aaawww I forgot deek lots of ice cream & I promise not to get fat 🙂
there u go being a sweet edaddy again *swoon* it's all ur fault

Oh no to aa 😢

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Posted by DK09
I enjoy ice cream.

DK :O!!!!

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You're here 😄 You're never on when I'm on, that's —?

lol

Seems like it now doesn't it? You always seem to be under a lot of stress. Nice to see you're alive and kicking.

I also made a huge post about the LeBron/Wade/Bosh debacle on the sports forum. Go have a gander when you can and we can talk some more like old times, Laughypants.

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I *heart* DK 🙂 Thanks man, I'm trying to kick as long as I have longs to kick lol

Posted by tubbyscubby
i guess they're original

They're not wretched skanky sleazebag cunts. 🙂

Posted by hardcandy
lol bri!
ya I rememba poor aa was bamboozled by this senior citizen...I tried to warn him ...he became an e pedophile victim ...*pours a Cosmo on aa's dxp grave*

aaawww I forgot deek lots of ice cream & I promise not to get fat 🙂
there u go being a sweet edaddy again *swoon* it's all ur fault

You're carrying lol... You're supposed to gain weight during the process. You don't have to compromise the health of the kid for your looks. That's just selfish.

aqua, i'm not ignoring your birth chart comment. it's a valid one. you're nothing without your sun as it is the center of all things.

i told you to be careful of being a frigid bitch. i'd tell a taurean to be careful of being a stubborn bitch. a pisces from an emo bitch.

so what' the dispute here? are you telling me that you're incapable of being detached? all the things about aquarius relate to you except the part about you're being unemotional?

riiiiiiiiiiiiight

haha deek it can be a nickname. we need something cuter cuz this ebaby is gonna be gorgeous

tubby don't cry...some girls just have sparkiling personalities

feist happens to be one of em

envy is a sin 😉

oh, so you are denying the ONE trait that signifies aquarius above all others?

fuckin get outta here!

that's like the scorp denying that she's obsessive and psychotic.

oh btw...AA and i still chat. poor thing might be going into the military if 😢

Posted by tubbyscubby
am i disputing taurean traits?

in fact, i own mine. why do you all have so much trouble owning yours?

oh that's right! astrology is only good when it suits you. negative shit be damned!

1. You don't own shit, accept an inflated ego, false sense of self-worth, and maybe a huge dildo (which btw might help to use it more.)

2. I own it. I never pretend to be anything but. 🙂

I'm whatever you say I am.
Copy and paste some more regurgitated bullshit from another Astro site now.

*pats head*

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Posted by hardcandy
lol bri!
ya I rememba poor aa was bamboozled by this senior citizen...I tried to warn him ...he became an e pedophile victim ...*pours a Cosmo on aa's dxp grave*

aaawww I forgot deek lots of ice cream & I promise not to get fat 🙂
there u go being a sweet edaddy again *swoon* it's all ur fault

You're carrying lol... You're supposed to gain weight during the process. You don't have to compromise the health of the kid for your looks. That's just selfish.

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:O Neva, that's why I smiled ! we'll work out togetha post pregnancy 🙂

i dont even know your sign...you're just some stupid chick with a napoleon complex. you probably have a dick too. you do don't you?

oh stop it Prince!

i like that kid. he's cool peeps. hopefully he won't have to but who knows. it might be good for him in the long run but would hate to see it come to that. times is hard.

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Posted by tubbyscubby
that's like the scorp denying that she's obsessive and psychotic.

oh btw...AA and i still chat. poor thing might be going into the military if 😢

omg really? he seemed kinda worthless, so maybe the military will be good for him? lol. i forgot about him for awhile

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Aww, don't be a meanie 😢 AA was super cute 🙂

psychotic?! ok maybe a lil... (don't think this is a DNA thing tho deek so no worries) ;P

obsessive, jealous, envious, stalkerish—

^ nope, I feel none of this... must be my detached aqua moon

or my ice queeness ...

Lol @ Napoleon complex

You're projecting now. 🙂

Posted by FeistyAquarian
No, there are plenty of things I can't relate to with the Aquarian description. And there are plenty of things I can. People can't fit inside little boxes, you know? My Aries is hardly anything like an Aries, believe it or not. He's patient, calm, level-headed...etc But he still has plenty of traits like an Aries.

Sure, I can definitely be detached. But I'm not detached from anyone and everyone. I can't even detach myself from the people who are closest to me. My best friend lives in Alaska and has for the past 2 years and it would be easy for me to just be like, "Eh, she's far away. I don't care anymore." But I'm also intensely loyal (an Aquarian trait) and she's staying in my life no matter what.

So yeah, if you meant nothing to me, I will seem detached...but then again, I was never really all that attached to those people in the first place, right?

aquas are the BEST friends of the zodiac.

aquas are also capable of being the coldest bastards of the zodiac...period. now you want to sit here and dispute what we both know is true about your sign, fine. but i'm not going to play this, "but my moon is in..." game.

you know good and damn well i was speaking to your sun sign and your sun sign alone.

you yourself have also acknowledged that your age group has a high propensity to divorce.

my comments were in direct relation to your statements about leo. and the point i was making prior to that was what? that we each can learn from our opposite signs. aqua can learn how to be more emotional and loving from leo as we all know, leos exude passion and emo-intensity when in love.

now back to the game....

who has a dick bri?

cuz we all know it ain't tubbs

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Posted by tubbyscubby
oh stop it Prince!

i like that kid. he's cool peeps. hopefully he won't have to but who knows. it might be good for him in the long run but would hate to see it come to that. times is hard.

LOL i didnt say i hated him, i just didnt see any value in him. who in their right mind would wanna join the military though? those awful outfits PLUS the possibility of being blown up? people continue to amaze me lol

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My Libra, being a soldier, would probably agree with you. Lol

Opposite signs in astrology are really quite different from either of these ideas. Opposite signs are really like two side of the same coin, they essentially ARE very similar, and are concerned with similar things but they are just oriented towards the SAME thing from an OPPOSITE direction. For example, the opposite signs of Leo and Aquarius. Both signs are concerned with creativity, with innovation, with progress and expression, with inventiveness. However, the Leo approaches these concerns from a PERSONAL standpoint. They care about personal self-expression, creativity and progress, etc. The Aquarius, however, approaches these concerns from a COLLECTIVE standpoint. They intrinsically see themselves as part of a larger group and care about collective progress and innovation.

One of the great laws of the universe is the law of balance, the law of yin and yang. And while astrology has myriad lessons to teach us all about how to use our personal energies to bring out the best in our selves and balance our nature, one of it's most misunderstood lessons is about how to use the power of our opposite sign to strengthen and dignify ourselves and our sun sign. After all, the coin cannot be fully understood by considering just one side. From the vantage point of our sun sign, as only one half of a coin, it is challenging but deeply rewarding to bring ourselves into understanding and alignment with our opposite sign.

They are symbolically bringing the power of the lion and the Leo energy into their lives. They are showing that they are not afraid to stand up for themselves and what they want. As Aquarians they can sometimes put the needs of the group before their own needs, and by balancing their nature with the Leo nature they are better able to know their own limits and tap into their own personal source of strength and power. And it is certainly worth pointing out that both tattoos are on their back, their flip side.
source: http://brightstarlights.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/the-power-of-opposite-signs-the-aquarius-and-the-leo/

Posted by tubbyscubby
Opposite signs in astrology are really quite different from either of these ideas. Opposite signs are really like two side of the same coin, they essentially ARE very similar, and are concerned with similar things but they are just oriented towards the SAME thing from an OPPOSITE direction. For example, the opposite signs of Leo and Aquarius. Both signs are concerned with creativity, with innovation, with progress and expression, with inventiveness. However, the Leo approaches these concerns from a PERSONAL standpoint. They care about personal self-expression, creativity and progress, etc. The Aquarius, however, approaches these concerns from a COLLECTIVE standpoint. They intrinsically see themselves as part of a larger group and care about collective progress and innovation.

One of the great laws of the universe is the law of balance, the law of yin and yang. And while astrology has myriad lessons to teach us all about how to use our personal energies to bring out the best in our selves and balance our nature, one of it's most misunderstood lessons is about how to use the power of our opposite sign to strengthen and dignify ourselves and our sun sign. After all, the coin cannot be fully understood by considering just one side. From the vantage point of our sun sign, as only one half of a coin, it is challenging but deeply rewarding to bring ourselves into understanding and alignment with our opposite sign.

They are symbolically bringing the power of the lion and the Leo energy into their lives. They are showing that they are not afraid to stand up for themselves and what they want. As Aquarians they can sometimes put the needs of the group before their own needs, and by balancing their nature with the Leo nature they are better able to know their own limits and tap into their own personal source of strength and power. And it is certainly worth pointing out that both tattoos are on their back, their flip side.
source: http://brightstarlights.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/the-power-of-opposite-signs-the-aquarius-and-the-leo/

Oh shut the fuck up. What you said to Feisty has nothing to do with any of this.

Posted by FeistyAquarian

Well then, crazy lady, why the HELL didn't you just say that? LOL No, you went off on this insane tirade spewing all sorts of shit. Now, I'm not offended, but really, you seem well-versed. Why not just speak (write, type, w/e) like an intelligent human being? No, you went below the belt with your reply to my Leo comment.
And yes, I DO know you're talking about my sun sign. Duh. But that is not all the defines me. Hell no. So your points about me being a bitch ice queen or whatever are pretty much moot. For a description of AN Aquarian, it works. For a description of ME, it doesn't.
So there ya go!

cause life would be far less interesting if everyone were warm and fuzzy. besides, i said what i meant, i meant what i said. now if you all don't like the delivery...fuck ya! at the end of the day that's what's got these bitches all fishy right?

imagine someone serving you a six-course gourmet meal. they spare no expense on ingredients. the chop and dice everything just right. they labor lovingly for hours cooking you the perfect meal.

then right before they serve ya, they put it in a blender and puree the fuck out of it and serve it to ya in a bowl.

now i ask ya...is it still food?

eat up and shut up! fuck!

ya fwiw that's not 100% accurate on leo's either..,good lawd tubbs lv ur house for a date for once...MEET real peeps in RL then u will KNOW what others are telling u is FACTUAL

do u believe EVERYTHING u read—

u can't sum up a human being astrologically it's IMPOSSIBLE!

there r many things to be considered & this is only a primal base or facet

get a life srsly

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Posted by tubbyscubby
oh stop it Prince!

i like that kid. he's cool peeps. hopefully he won't have to but who knows. it might be good for him in the long run but would hate to see it come to that. times is hard.

LOL i didnt say i hated him, i just didnt see any value in him. who in their right mind would wanna join the military though? those awful outfits PLUS the possibility of being blown up? people continue to amaze me lol

My Libra, being a soldier, would probably agree with you. Lol

I dont know, its just people who wanna join the military seem so pathetic and insecure to me. Like they need to feel validated or something LOL

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Not pathetic and insecure. A lot of young guys join because they don't know what they want to do with their lives yet and they feel like they don't have a lot of direction. Plus the military offers great benefits and you get a free education.

it's not true of YOUR leo. he's not passionate or loving. he simply hates being around you. can't wait to get away.

so do you like sleeping on the cool side of the bed? wait, EVERY side is the cool side of the bed.

hey prince, is your leo passionate or loving? is he totally in to you?