It's only March... What could make 2020 even worse?

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Posted by sagaciouscorp

Death

Death? I guess, perhaps, for some.

After the... questionable... decisions I've made in my life I've been left with the belief that I'm on borrowed time, so death, to me, isn't scary in the least.

Besides, dying is something that each of us are doing every single second of every single minute of every single hour of every single day. We are all living to die, but so few of us are 'dying' to live.

Anyway... enough of my jibber jabber.

My answer is, ummm, an extraterrestrial winning the Miss Universe beauty pageant(?). I mean... So far they have a clear advantage this year, as I'm sure the order to "Stay at Home"/"Stay in Place" is undoubtedly cutting into the contestants healthy life style routine and practice time.

The very thing that the pageant stands for is the very thing that the world needs at the moment... "celebrating all cultures and backgrounds by empowering them to realize their goals through experiences that build confidence and create opportunities for success."

It would be a shame if we couldn't come together as a world, confidently, in which we create an opportunity for us to overcome this pandemic successfully; thereby, allowing the extraterrestrials who have a clear advantage in winning Miss Universe to actually win.

I don't know maybe it is their turn though(?). The Earth has been winning the Miss Universe pageant since its inception.

Hahaha. Forgive me, won't you? it would appear I need more coffee before doing the 'thinkey writey' business.

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