@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts




Did a glass dildo just deflect the bullet?

Effing Deldo is leeb mooning like a bitch right now.

lmao okay Ill stop

@Nikkistar has been shot and thus deceased
Nikkistar has been eliminated from Game 2
She was Krampus!

These Scorpio broads are dropping like flies
Did a glass dildo just deflect the bullet?
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I was thinking the same thing lol!
lmao okay Ill stop
@Nikkistar has been shot and thus deceased
Nikkistar has been eliminated from Game 2
She was Krampus!
I knew she was mafia!
YOU HAZ FREED ME FROM THE DEVIL!
lmao okay Ill stop
@Nikkistar has been shot and thus deceased
Nikkistar has been eliminated from Game 2
She was Krampus!
RIP Nikki Baby!!


lmao okay Ill stop
@Nikkistar has been shot and thus deceased
Nikkistar has been eliminated from Game 2
She was Krampus!

"THIS HOUSE IS CLEANSED!"
MY DEMON HAS BEEN EXERCISED!
HALLA-LUE-YURRR!


On a side note, now that I am dead.
Can you imagine how annoying I would be if I wasn't an actual Agnostic in real life? KEKEKEKEK
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Okay, i am finally caught up. Just got home from work.
@afternoondelights at what time does this day end? I can't find the post that had the times on it
Day ends at 11:00pm EST
What movie is this?! I have to watch it lol.

Thanks for hte game today, I get to not be stuck on my phone now during date night.
Have fun and good luck to all!
No seriously, the little candy cane was a spear lol
In other news...
@Justagirl has been released from her cell
Thank goodness
In other news...
@Justagirl has been released from her cell
Thank goodness
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Good, you can go to Church with me on Sunday!
In other news...
@Justagirl has been released from her cell
Thank goodness
Good, you can go to Church with me on Sunday!
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Have coffee ready.
@FknMeow
@DeadInside
@Wolfine
@ValleysofNeptune
@Black-Mamba
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
@TodaysRap
3 1/2 hours left to vote
In other news...
@Justagirl has been released from her cell
Thank goodness
Good, you can go to Church with me on Sunday!
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I don't think Hell has churches
In other news...
@Justagirl has been released from her cell
Thank goodness
Good, you can go to Church with me on Sunday!
I don't think Hell has churches
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That was just the demon that possessed my soul in the mini game.
Are we all just gonna ignore this?....
Is the person in critical condition?
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE I know UVD.
*and nikki exits stage left*

I honestly thought that was Jag on the rag
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
ANNOUNCEMENT
I have been informed that I have started bleeding and I will be dead in less than two hours
can someone help me figure out what is happening to me?
I can't remember reading about this in the game

Don't get any blood on the money....You were probably stabbed or shot with all those weapons Nights posted *shrug*
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
@afternoondelights22 im voting Jag
Care to explain why? its obvious I'm a townie I was tossed in prison the past day and a half. While you where "mia" second game a in a row until day 2
I honestly thought that was Jag on the rag
WTF dude lol gross
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Are we all just gonna ignore this?....
Is the person in critical condition?
I JUST ANNOUNCED IT IM DYING
does no one read my comments?
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1) Ease up on the base in you cap locks.
2) Look at the time I posted my comment, its at the exact same time you did.
3) I don't know if we can stop what was already set in motion
4) Did I mention to take the base out of those cap locks?

Ok, I am out now.
I WILL PRAY FOR UVD'S SOUL. MAY SHE FIND JESUS!

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
ANNOUNCEMENT
I have been informed that I have started bleeding and I will be dead in less than two hours
can someone help me figure out what is happening to me?
I can't remember reading about this in the game
Don't get any blood on the money....You were probably stabbed or shot with all those weapons Nights posted *shrug*
Its not in the weapons list, it’s a character power
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So then you're double f*cked. I mean unless Nights posted there is a cure to whatever ails you then... *shrug*.
If it is a character power, we can't pin Maf or Mistle. So again... *shrug*
Someone who hates Scorps? Or an axe to grind from the last game since there seems to be a slight pattern.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
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@afternoondelights22 im voting Jag
Care to explain why? its obvious I'm a townie I was tossed in prison the past day and a half. While you where "mia" second game a in a row until day 2
Ive been attacked by a character power since this type of death is not in the weapons list and I figured maybe you attacked me but im starting to think it was softmachine
@afternoondelights22 I vote softmachine
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I couldn't do jack shit while a prisoner. so wasn't me.
Oh and...

PSA: I'm off to my work dinner in 10 minutes, I will do my best to check the thread from the restaurant, I will even post a pic as proof if no one believes me. I may not be able to get a vote in this round, but will do my best.
VOTES:
UVD-->JAG-->SoftMachine
ValleysofNeptune-->SoftMachine

I got to see 3 Scorps die in one night, I won my own little game here.
Well, I’m going to vote for Softmachine since he’s the mistletoe and it benefits everyone here including me
If you guys do happen to vote for him and it turns out he wasn’t (which won’t happen since he 100% is) then I’d immediately out myself for whatever team I’m on and get killed immediately and outed for being a townie regardless, not getting a win since there’s no way I could avoid getting killed long enough to win with this many people left. There’s really nothing for me to gain by lying about it
But do whatever you want obviously. Just remember I told you
Well here's hoping the Snowman wakes the hell up and protects you if you are in fact correct.
... I will even post a pic as proof if no one believes me.
This is when you know we've taken Mafia too far.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
I got to see 3 Scorps die in one night, I won my own little game here.
Who are you?
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Kraft's fanny pack
Okay, UVD lets say this isn't someone's character power, given what Nights posted and the order in which he posted it, I am guessing either:
1) Sniper rifle was shot
"Sniper rifle (This weapon lasts until used. This weapon makes you able to shoot someone from a distance which means it will not state who did the shooting)"
2) The bullet blocked by the glass dildo was you using a gun the Grinch gave you and you're dying from your own misfire.
"The Grinch gives someone a fake gun or vest every night. Fake gun kills the shooter instead."
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