Mc Menu....

The entire menu has been tested for suitability and has been cleared of any wrongdoing in the O.J. Simpson criminal trial and any similar court proceedings. Recent laboratory tests have proven McDonald's food can be consumed by chimpanzees, teenagers, mobile home residents, automobiles, and Bill Clinton. The McRib is fluxuated in and out of the menu. The following are part of the menu.

? McDollar menu
? McDeep fried McCrap on a McStick.
? McDamned if I McKnow.
? McStuffed if I McKnow.
? McFucked if I give a McDamn.
? McSquirrelburger
? McHead-pounding Triple Pounder
? Big Smack
? Feetloaf
? Lard Milkshakes
? McShit Slapped between two McBuns
? McBacon, McEgg & McVelveeta McGrizzles
? Filet-O-Mercury
? Sad meal
? depresed meal
? Suicidle meal
? Big Penis ( avalable with your your penis in)
? Chicken McToes
? Fruit & Squirrel Nuts Salad
? Egg McMuffled
? McPenis Fillet
? Eggy Munchy Cruncy Burger with extra McTesticles
? Apple-less Pie of McDoom
? Not-So-Happy Meal
? Grumpy Meal (consists of a stick of celery, an apple and a small sized crap.)
? McGoatmeat-on-a-McStick
? A McRetards leg wrapped in a McBun.

? Ronald McDonald yesterday.
? No-mac.
? A suprise.(may contain anything between leaves and leaves.)
? McAnthrax munch
? McPills.
? McHaggis Burger
? Soylent Fuscia
? Brain Peppers
? 3\8ths of a Pounder
? Grilled Chicken McFlurry
? McBorscht (Only in Newfoundland)
? Big iMac (only in McDonald?s stores inside the Apple enterprise).
? Super Deluxe Defecation Burger (AKA Big Mac)
? I Can't Believe It's Not Pure McLard!
? McMocha Latke
? McChuff Patty
? Quarter Pounder with cheese
? Quarter Pounder without cheese, dignity
? Small McChildren
? Fish Fillet (old man's tarter sauce)
? French "McWhores" Fries
? Incarnation of McSatan (Ronald McDonald)
? Fried McCheese ( It's good for your liver)
? Filthy McNasty
? Small Mac
? Old McDonalds Farm Burger
? McShit
? Instant McHeartattack
? Pig Rectum McSandwhich
? Mcaids,Mcaids on a stick
? McJackson burger 40 year old meat in 12 year old McBuns
? McDiet - No McBuns, no McMeat, no McSalad. Absolutely McNothing. Costs two McDollars.
? McAssPlug Value Meal

Note: Some McItems May Require Assembly by McUser. Not Suitable to Under-Fives Due to some small McParts.



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