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Most embarrassing moment of your life?
Posted by _Dazed
One of mine was in the 3rd grade.
On the first day of school, I spent the whole day in the wrong class. Both of my parents had to work that day, so they couldn't take me to school. When I got there, they gave me a slip of paper that had my teachers name on it...
3rd grade, Mrs. Allen.
At the start of the class, they call roll.. but my name was never called. Being the shy kid I was, I didn't speak up. I was afraid to say anything.
It wasn't until an hour later that I realized there were two "Mrs. Allen/Alan's". I was supposed to be in the other Mrs. Alan's classroom. Not wanting to be made fun of for being in the wrong class, I put my head down, cried, and refused to speak to anyone for the rest of the day. When the day was over, I ran out as fast as I could. I got home and told my mom. She called the school and the next day I made it into the correct classroom.
Not the worst.. but it was traumatizing for a 3rd grader.
Oh no....😥
Getting caught several times having sex.....I'm not even an exhibitionist lol
Posted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShine
Getting caught several times having sex.....I'm not even an exhibitionist lol
Yah. I mentioned getting caught by a couple walking their dog on another thread - I'm not an exhibitionist or voyeur. Something about Scorpio placements, eh?click to expand
Yes, true....the guys I got caught with had Scorpio placements too, do double the curse haha 😈😬
You got caught when doing it outdoors? All the times for me were outdoors except once in a hotel room, i mean what are the chances of that?
Posted by CapNCrunch
When I was like 12-13 I had a huge German Rottweiler named Buddy. We rough-housed all the time. One day there were a few girls that stopped by, one I kinda dug, to just shoot the breeze and mess with the dog. I was wearing a pair of swim trunks and I went to stand up to do something and the dog thought it was time to play, so he jumps up, his paws land in my pockets and his weight just brought it all down.. So, I'm standing there in front of 3 girls, no more than 3 ft away, and my damn dog pantsed me.. in swim trunks.. nothing else.. butt ass naked.. with flipflops on.. was awkward ass fuk.
😆 👍🌟
Hmmmn
Rubbed one out in a (very clean) public bathroom. Only to realize I wasn't alone in there as I thought. They stayed totally silent right through to the finale.
Rubbed one out in a (very clean) public bathroom. Only to realize I wasn't alone in there as I thought. They stayed totally silent right through to the finale.
Posted by Nykkjen
Hmmmn
Rubbed one out in a (very clean) public bathroom. Only to realize I wasn't alone in there as I thought. They stayed totally silent right through to the finale.
brutal
Yeah it was. I still can't tell if they stayed because they were too afraid to make noise, or if they enjoyed listening. People are strange 💁♂️
Recently the night before St Patrick's day. We were all drinking and having a great time at my parents house. Im A leo sun Scorpio moon, my ex is a Leo sun Aries moon, my 1 friend is a Libra sun Cancer moon, his gf is a Cancer sun, my mom is Virgo sun Leo moon, my step dad is a Sag sun, Leo moon, and my other friend is a Sag sun Aries moon. Lots of really fun people to be around imo. Anyway my ex started drama with my mom, which during that I sent her a text saying "Everything about this drama is really turning me off." I was hoping I could calm her down without getting into it with her infront of all my friends. Quite the opposite happened really. When she got that message she started to yell, then got in my face at the table and started to scream in my face in front of my friends, and my mom. Then my bestfriend who is the Libra sun with Cancer moon blew up on her, she started to scream at him across the able, then my Sag sun Leo moon step dad woke up and sat down at the table. Everyone took my side, and left her completely alone and in the open, which broke her down in ways. When I took her down stairs I told her straight up I didn't want to be with her anymore, and she had to apologize to everyone to make it right. Which she actually did. Then everyone left with a bad taste in their mouth, and I said "Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed." Which she kept fucking with me, then left my room to sleep on the couch. Which was honestly fine with me, I was done. She then opend my door and said "Thats fine. I've got another guy in my back pocket." I said good. Then I could hear here talking to someone. She was calling them boo, and babe. Tbh she was likely faking it because she was making sure to speak loud enough for me to hear it. Then said "we should voice chat" and went into my bathroom. That obviously was the right way for the Aries moon to push my buttons, so I got up and told her to gtf out of my parents house. She hung up, and like a little child giggled and said "Make me. I started to get furious, and told her no one wants you here. Gtf out now or I'll call the cops. And she just smiled and said "call the cops then. I'm not leaving." So I left the room, grabbed her car keys, my car keys, and starting searching for her phone. When I entered my room she was looking around and said "What did you do with my phone?" I saw it on my dresser, grabbed it, and said "Hey thanks for the phone!" Then I boleted out of my parents house. I jumped in my truck, and peeled out as I seen her opening the garage. I drive to her apartment, and laid down in her bed and passed out. The next day my mom texted me and said "Where the fuck are you? You can't just leave her here. Come deal with it." So I went back to my parents house, and she was still passed out on the couch in my den. When I went to the couch I told her to get up, you have to leave. She acted all hung over like she didn't remember anything, but I knew she did by the way she acted. She basically begged me not to leave her, told me it wasn't her, it was the alchohol! She said she would never drink again, and would do anything for me to just give her a chance to prove herself. Which I actually did. 300 drinks later, and many months down the road you will see her physically assulting me, while I just try to leave the apartment. The first episode was the night I truly should have left her. I should have left her St Patrick's day.
This was honestly the first moment in my life all my drama and chaos was laid out on the table for all my friends and family to see. Every other situation in my life I could cover up somehow, but this one was completley in the open for everyone to see. The people that view me as strong, well minded, high standards, and sees all bullshit in people got to see me fail exactly like every other human does. They all could relate with me about it though, so it was a very progressive thing for me to find myself in. I find that to be very helpful for the Scorpio energy in me. If you just stop being so caught up in youself for a moment, and actually open up to those closest to you, you will find they can relate in some way. They will help you through it more then you think. You are a Scorpio, so anyone who has been in your life 10+ years knows you on a somewhat deeper level, and kept you in their lives because they truly like you, and need you in ways. You truly feel the same way about them on a deep level, but keep it somewhat secret. The people close to me actually helped me through something toxic more then I could get through it myself. The fact of embarrassing myself from putting myself in the open actually made my whole circle stronger somehow. So though this was the most embarrassing for me it was still something fate felt everyone in my life, and her life needed.
This was honestly the first moment in my life all my drama and chaos was laid out on the table for all my friends and family to see. Every other situation in my life I could cover up somehow, but this one was completley in the open for everyone to see. The people that view me as strong, well minded, high standards, and sees all bullshit in people got to see me fail exactly like every other human does. They all could relate with me about it though, so it was a very progressive thing for me to find myself in. I find that to be very helpful for the Scorpio energy in me. If you just stop being so caught up in youself for a moment, and actually open up to those closest to you, you will find they can relate in some way. They will help you through it more then you think. You are a Scorpio, so anyone who has been in your life 10+ years knows you on a somewhat deeper level, and kept you in their lives because they truly like you, and need you in ways. You truly feel the same way about them on a deep level, but keep it somewhat secret. The people close to me actually helped me through something toxic more then I could get through it myself. The fact of embarrassing myself from putting myself in the open actually made my whole circle stronger somehow. So though this was the most embarrassing for me it was still something fate felt everyone in my life, and her life needed.
tbh i never been embarrassed. maybe once when my husband then bf was screaming and humping my leg in public. whoo! whooooooo! hump hump. other than that, nope lol.
had a friend group and basically had a crush on this guy from our mutual friend group, we stared at each other for a really long time when we got introduced to one another. he asked for my number and we flirted. the friend group didnt know about my crush including him and on the group chat i was searching for his name (stalking i suppose) and i accidentally changed the whole group chat name. it was so embarrassing and my friends questioned me alot and it was mortifying. on the bright side we dated for like 4 years after that, and we didnt come in contact with the friend group (they were kind of fake and spread rumours etc, liked to create drama)
this girl (ex-friend) who was the leader of the group also had a crush on him, and kept trying to touch him and sit on his lap and stuff
this girl (ex-friend) who was the leader of the group also had a crush on him, and kept trying to touch him and sit on his lap and stuff
Posted by leooox
had a friend group and basically had a crush on this guy from our mutual friend group, we stared at each other for a really long time when we got introduced to one another. he asked for my number and we flirted. the friend group didnt know about my crush including him and on the group chat i was searching for his name (stalking i suppose) and i accidentally changed the whole group chat name. it was so embarrassing and my friends questioned me alot and it was mortifying. on the bright side we dated for like 4 years after that, and we didnt come in contact with the friend group (they were kind of fake and spread rumours etc, liked to create drama)
this girl (ex-friend) who was the leader of the group also had a crush on him, and kept trying to touch him and sit on his lap and stuff
Friend groups...
Leader of friend groups..
That's really a thing?!
Posted by _DazedPosted by leooox
had a friend group and basically had a crush on this guy from our mutual friend group, we stared at each other for a really long time when we got introduced to one another. he asked for my number and we flirted. the friend group didnt know about my crush including him and on the group chat i was searching for his name (stalking i suppose) and i accidentally changed the whole group chat name. it was so embarrassing and my friends questioned me alot and it was mortifying. on the bright side we dated for like 4 years after that, and we didnt come in contact with the friend group (they were kind of fake and spread rumours etc, liked to create drama)
this girl (ex-friend) who was the leader of the group also had a crush on him, and kept trying to touch him and sit on his lap and stuff
Friend groups...
Leader of friend groups..
That's really a thing?!click to expand
yeah thats really a thing xD
she was the leader because basically if you go against her the whole group hated you, the whole group just follow her like sheep
Joining here and never leaving...
Okay a real answer.
I was in 6th grade I think. I played violin, was really good, always selected for solos or trios. One night getting ready to do a trio performance, we had to carry our music stands out to the stage from the music room. Somehow the bolt at the base of mine came loose and I knew if I let go it would crash to the ground. So instead of playing, I stood holding the stand and cried the entire time in front of a packed audience. Never performed again after that day.
I was in 6th grade I think. I played violin, was really good, always selected for solos or trios. One night getting ready to do a trio performance, we had to carry our music stands out to the stage from the music room. Somehow the bolt at the base of mine came loose and I knew if I let go it would crash to the ground. So instead of playing, I stood holding the stand and cried the entire time in front of a packed audience. Never performed again after that day.
Posted by leoooxPosted by _DazedPosted by leooox
had a friend group and basically had a crush on this guy from our mutual friend group, we stared at each other for a really long time when we got introduced to one another. he asked for my number and we flirted. the friend group didnt know about my crush including him and on the group chat i was searching for his name (stalking i suppose) and i accidentally changed the whole group chat name. it was so embarrassing and my friends questioned me alot and it was mortifying. on the bright side we dated for like 4 years after that, and we didnt come in contact with the friend group (they were kind of fake and spread rumours etc, liked to create drama)
this girl (ex-friend) who was the leader of the group also had a crush on him, and kept trying to touch him and sit on his lap and stuff
Friend groups...
Leader of friend groups..
That's really a thing?!
yeah thats really a thing xD
she was the leader because basically if you go against her the whole group hated you, the whole group just follow her like sheepclick to expand
Those don't sound like friends.
Idk how old I was...maybe 6 or 7. Anyway..my dad's gf worked at a daycare and during the summer..I would have to go with her and help out. One day I had to use the bathroom...I didn't want any of the little kids coming in so I locked the door...only the lock was on the outside. I remember thinking it was weird but not enough to stop myself. So did my thing, washed my hands, went to open the door...yep locked in.
So instead of knocking on the door asking for someone to let me out. I decided there had to be another way or a key somewhere...I felt like MacGyver. I was looking under the sink, behind the toilet for either the key or something I could make into a key. I checked the top of the door frame...just anywhere I could think of. I started to panic but still wouldnt knock on the door 😂.
Idk how long I was in there for but ...it was a long ass time. Finally, someone comes in to use the bathroom, I hear the lock click, they come in with a funny look on their face as they see me running out of there as fast as I could because I was so embarrassed for trapping my own damn self in there.
I'm sure every girl has had this happen...my tampons and other things fell outta my purse in front of the whole class and slid to pretty much every corner of the room. Mind you I was at a desk in front of the chalk board (I was always in trouble for being the class clown and talking lol) so when I say the whole class...it was the whole class and of course at the time when you could hear a damn pin drop.
The teacher, who wasn't a fan of me in the first place tried to help...he picked up some stuff and then spazzed tf out. One of the items was a tampon. I was like my bad but inside I was mortified. That teacher never really looked me in the eye again after that day 😂
I have so many others but these two came to me just now.
So instead of knocking on the door asking for someone to let me out. I decided there had to be another way or a key somewhere...I felt like MacGyver. I was looking under the sink, behind the toilet for either the key or something I could make into a key. I checked the top of the door frame...just anywhere I could think of. I started to panic but still wouldnt knock on the door 😂.
Idk how long I was in there for but ...it was a long ass time. Finally, someone comes in to use the bathroom, I hear the lock click, they come in with a funny look on their face as they see me running out of there as fast as I could because I was so embarrassed for trapping my own damn self in there.
I'm sure every girl has had this happen...my tampons and other things fell outta my purse in front of the whole class and slid to pretty much every corner of the room. Mind you I was at a desk in front of the chalk board (I was always in trouble for being the class clown and talking lol) so when I say the whole class...it was the whole class and of course at the time when you could hear a damn pin drop.
The teacher, who wasn't a fan of me in the first place tried to help...he picked up some stuff and then spazzed tf out. One of the items was a tampon. I was like my bad but inside I was mortified. That teacher never really looked me in the eye again after that day 😂
I have so many others but these two came to me just now.
Posted by Nykkjen
Hmmmn
Rubbed one out in a (very clean) public bathroom. Only to realize I wasn't alone in there as I thought. They stayed totally silent right through to the finale.
Posted by justagirl
Joining here and never leaving...
Even if they leave, they all return eventually.
Posted by Peter_effin_FramptonPosted by justagirl
Okay a real answer.
I was in 6th grade I think. I played violin, was really good, always selected for solos or trios. One night getting ready to do a trio performance, we had to carry our music stands out to the stage from the music room. Somehow the bolt at the base of mine came loose and I knew if I let go it would crash to the ground. So instead of playing, I stood holding the stand and cried the entire time in front of a packed audience. Never performed again after that day.
Oh no, that's terrible.click to expand
Yaaaaa, I still struggle to this day getting in front of people. Work presentations have been a bitch to deal with.
Posted by _Dazed
One of mine was in the 3rd grade.
On the first day of school, I spent the whole day in the wrong class. Both of my parents had to work that day, so they couldn't take me to school. When I got there, they gave me a slip of paper that had my teachers name on it...
3rd grade, Mrs. Allen.
At the start of the class, they call roll.. but my name was never called. Being the shy kid I was, I didn't speak up. I was afraid to say anything.
It wasn't until an hour later that I realized there were two "Mrs. Allen/Alan's". I was supposed to be in the other Mrs. Alan's classroom. Not wanting to be made fun of for being in the wrong class, I put my head down, cried, and refused to speak to anyone for the rest of the day. When the day was over, I ran out as fast as I could. I got home and told my mom. She called the school and the next day I made it into the correct classroom.
Not the worst.. but it was traumatizing for a 3rd grader.
Was the teacher sexy?
A few times walking around with my skirt tucked into my knickers after going to the bathroom and being oblivious until someone mentioned it 😆
Posted by Arielle83
Never had one.
I’ve had self deprecating humour my whole life.
Wow Arielle, that is amazing....I think a part of growing up and especially the teen years comprises for most people embarrassing experiences
Posted by Arielle83Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83
Never had one.
I’ve had self deprecating humour my whole life.
Wow Arielle, that is amazing....I think a part of growing up and especially the teen years comprises for most people embarrassing experiences
I moved around a lot as a kid and was a tomboy and bullied by girls because I was always sporty even though small. Maybe I just had it all young and grew up to ignore ppl.
I’ve never taken myself serious. And how I am on dxp is the same, but most ppl read my posts as serious.
Oh well.
I’m good at laughing at myself. Or mocking myself sarcasticallyclick to expand
I get that about not taking yourself too seriously, that's a great way to be but the never feeling embarrassed thing, that is really unusual....
Posted by Arielle83Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83
Never had one.
I’ve had self deprecating humour my whole life.
Wow Arielle, that is amazing....I think a part of growing up and especially the teen years comprises for most people embarrassing experiences
I moved around a lot as a kid and was a tomboy and bullied by girls because I was always sporty even though small. Maybe I just had it all young and grew up to ignore ppl.
I’ve never taken myself serious. And how I am on dxp is the same, but most ppl read my posts as serious.
Oh well.
I’m good at laughing at myself. Or mocking myself sarcastically
I get that about not taking yourself too seriously, that's a great way to be but the never feeling embarrassed thing, that is really unusual....
Maybe it’s a personality disorderclick to expand
Do you think maybe you learned to surpress things in order to cope? You’re not water dom are you, but Cancer Sun usually feels everything deeply? ❤️
Posted by Arielle83Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83
Never had one.
I’ve had self deprecating humour my whole life.
Wow Arielle, that is amazing....I think a part of growing up and especially the teen years comprises for most people embarrassing experiences
I moved around a lot as a kid and was a tomboy and bullied by girls because I was always sporty even though small. Maybe I just had it all young and grew up to ignore ppl.
I’ve never taken myself serious. And how I am on dxp is the same, but most ppl read my posts as serious.
Oh well.
I’m good at laughing at myself. Or mocking myself sarcastically
I get that about not taking yourself too seriously, that's a great way to be but the never feeling embarrassed thing, that is really unusual....
Maybe it’s a personality disorder
Do you think maybe you learned to surpress things in order to cope? You’re not water dom are you, but Cancer Sun usually feels everything deeply? ❤️
Air dom closely followed by fireclick to expand
Aaaahh right.....makes more sense then 🙂
Posted by justagirl
Okay a real answer.
I was in 6th grade I think. I played violin, was really good, always selected for solos or trios. One night getting ready to do a trio performance, we had to carry our music stands out to the stage from the music room. Somehow the bolt at the base of mine came loose and I knew if I let go it would crash to the ground. So instead of playing, I stood holding the stand and cried the entire time in front of a packed audience. Never performed again after that day.
Do you still play at home....it's such a beautiful instrument, i have one and took some lessons...
Seems a shame to give it up when you're so good 💙
Posted by _Dazed
One of mine was in the 3rd grade.
On the first day of school, I spent the whole day in the wrong class. Both of my parents had to work that day, so they couldn't take me to school. When I got there, they gave me a slip of paper that had my teachers name on it...
3rd grade, Mrs. Allen.
At the start of the class, they call roll.. but my name was never called. Being the shy kid I was, I didn't speak up. I was afraid to say anything.
It wasn't until an hour later that I realized there were two "Mrs. Allen/Alan's". I was supposed to be in the other Mrs. Alan's classroom. Not wanting to be made fun of for being in the wrong class, I put my head down, cried, and refused to speak to anyone for the rest of the day. When the day was over, I ran out as fast as I could. I got home and told my mom. She called the school and the next day I made it into the correct classroom.
Not the worst.. but it was traumatizing for a 3rd grader.
Omg poor baby 😩
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Friend at work: "what is that you're reading on your phone? DX what? What kinda site is that?"
🤣so dead
So true
Anyway idk if I really have a *most* embarrassing moment as I am just one unfortunate moment after another...but I’m a good sport...
Something that has still scarred me since my childhood was when I was in gymnastics and we were on the bar, and it’s hard to explain but when I pulled myself up I rested on my tummy instead of my pelvis and I guess it was a lot of pressure because I let out this fart like a man 😭 and my coach goes “oops!” Just to further announce it was me. (In front of at least 15 other girls and their parents)
I wanted to die
Still bothers me today
Something that has still scarred me since my childhood was when I was in gymnastics and we were on the bar, and it’s hard to explain but when I pulled myself up I rested on my tummy instead of my pelvis and I guess it was a lot of pressure because I let out this fart like a man 😭 and my coach goes “oops!” Just to further announce it was me. (In front of at least 15 other girls and their parents)
I wanted to die
Still bothers me today
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On the first day of school, I spent the whole day in the wrong class. Both of my parents had to work that day, so they couldn't take me to school. When I got there, they gave me a slip of paper that had my teachers name on it...
3rd grade, Mrs. Allen.
At the start of the class, they call roll.. but my name was never called. Being the shy kid I was, I didn't speak up. I was afraid to say anything.
It wasn't until an hour later that I realized there were two "Mrs. Allen/Alan's". I was supposed to be in the other Mrs. Alan's classroom. Not wanting to be made fun of for being in the wrong class, I put my head down, cried, and refused to speak to anyone for the rest of the day. When the day was over, I ran out as fast as I could. I got home and told my mom. She called the school and the next day I made it into the correct classroom.
Not the worst.. but it was traumatizing for a 3rd grader.