pretty chick talking to me right now on tinder!!!

she's my type

she's almost a white girl

fair-complected

round eyes

beautiful smile

gorgeous hair

WHAT DO I DO—?

I'm scared 😢

Why? I'm not hoarding attention

This is a serious thread

What do I tell her?

I told you dude.. jfc

Send her a picture of your abs and dick. She'll be all over you! Make sure you show your face.

/serious thread

😢

Posted by firebunny

/serious thread

😢

I'm serious bro.

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by firebunny

/serious thread

😢

I'm serious bro.

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Really— Well, you don't even have abs to begin with

*thinking*

Posted by alexscaries

Posted by firebunny

Why? I'm not hoarding attention

This is a serious thread

What do I tell her?

I know you're not that socially inept. Send her a picture of your kittens and ask her if she wants a stroke.

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That fast? Is this gonna werk?

@_@

I can't wait for her to respond

I asked her "where are you from?"

Can I ask her for a date already?

Posted by firebunny

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by firebunny

/serious thread

😢

I'm serious bro.

Really— Well, you don't even have abs to begin with

*thinking*

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And? I had sex with two women in the last week. Dick pics matter.

^^Well, you didn't have abs so how can I say you're credible??

Posted by firebunny

^^Well, you didn't have abs so how can I say you're credible??

Is this your way of getting him to send you a dick pic?

Posted by HearttofTopazz

It’s ur mum's fake profile

"35 kilometers away"

Posted by Ram416

Posted by firebunny

^^Well, you didn't have abs so how can I say you're credible??

Is this your way of getting him to send you a dick pic?

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Ugggh No way! 😢

I saw Dazed

He's friggin' ugly

Like NO EFFIN' WAY

^^I like that suggestion

Thanks

I want to meet up with her

Just too scared to ask

Omg omg omg

Stay calm buns, don’t blow it

Also don’t call Dazed ugly, ya fuck

Posted by brianafay

Omg omg omg

Stay calm buns, don’t blow it

Also don’t call Dazed ugly, ya fuck

Posted by alexscaries

Posted by firebunny

Posted by alexscaries

Posted by firebunny

Why? I'm not hoarding attention

This is a serious thread

What do I tell her?

I know you're not that socially inept. Send her a picture of your kittens and ask her if she wants a stroke.

That fast? Is this gonna werk?

@_@

Nope. Say you have a day off and ask her if she wants to get a coffee and bagel. Do your homework and find a decent place. That does work.

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This...

No dick pics....that's just tacky and she may think you're a prat

Just ask...!!

Thanks, mum 🙂

I really appreciate it

Are you asking her by phone or by message?

Just say "what are you up to at the weekend? If you fancy meeting up for a coffee or going for something to eat, message me"

What's scary about that?

Posted by MyStarsShine

Are you asking her by phone or by message?

On tinder, mum

I haven't asked her for coffee or something

Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"

Posted by MyStarsShine

Just say "what are you up to at the weekend? If you fancy meeting up for a coffee or going for something to eat, message me"

What's scary about that?

Should I ask her now?

Or should I wait for her reply to my last message?

Posted by firebunny

Posted by MyStarsShine

Just say "what are you up to at the weekend? If you fancy meeting up for a coffee or going for something to eat, message me"

What's scary about that?

Should I ask her now?

Or should I wait for her reply to my last message?

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Wait for her to reply...

https://www.scienceofpeople.com/first-date/

Thanks, mum!!!

Posted by firebunny

Thanks, mum!!!

You're welcome son, but don't talk about me or your other mum on the date, it's a turn off

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by firebunny

Thanks, mum!!!

You're welcome son, but don't talk about me or your other mum on the date, it's a turn off

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hahhahahaha lmao

tell her u wanna call the cops on her it's illegal to be this hot

Posted by _Dazed

I told you dude.. jfc

Send her a picture of your abs and dick. She'll be all over you! Make sure you show your face.

Do you want him to be alone to the rest of his life?

And moreso...what have that poor girl done to you? Why must she endure such pain? 🤦‍♀️

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by firebunny

Thanks, mum!!!

Why

You're welcome son, but don't talk about me or your other mum on the date, it's a turn off

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Why so strict? Can’t he talk about breastfeeding and how he used to enjoy sucking?

There is a start...

Let’s face it...he has not many chances to pull it off! 🤔

...specially after he pulls it out...

You know what they say about Asian cocks. 🤦‍♀️😷💅🏻

Posted by Revenge

stfu dont post this here you'll losing chance if black mamba see this

Mamba...jamba...STFU boi!

Posted by firebunny

Posted by MyStarsShine

Are you asking her by phone or by message?

Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"

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Nice move. 🙂 That's what we dating coaches call "an advanced massive escalation move".

When she replies and mentions her city, you say: "Cool. Is it as hot in summer as here? Sometimes I have to ask my butler to fan faster, when I am sitting infront of my villa's pool while I ghost overaged 25 year old girls from tinder. Speaking of education, have you ever won a beatuy contest, like my 3 ex girl friends?"

Always remember: Women fall for sensitive and humble bad boy CPA lawyers. Just a matter of time before she has to change her panties. 🙂

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

Posted by MyStarsShine

Are you asking her by phone or by message?

Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"

Nice move. 🙂 That's what we dating coaches call "an advanced massive escalation move".

When she replies and mentions her city, you say: "Cool. Is it as hot in summer as here? Sometimes I have to ask my butler to fan faster, when I am sitting infront of my villa's pool while I ghost overaged 25 year old girls from tinder. Speaking of education, have you ever won a beatuy contest, like my 3 ex girl friends?"

Always remember: Women fall for sensitive and humble bad boy CPA lawyers. Just a matter of time before she has to change her panties. 🙂

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...if she has a spare pair...I suspect she is a boat. And she wants him to sail all the way into a desert she is at looking for unsuspected ‘booty hunters’ to get them for all their worth...a lot she knows!

Bunny will be noted as ‘scammer dusapointment’...and taken off their list. 🤔

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

Posted by MyStarsShine

Are you asking her by phone or by message?

Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"

Nice move. 🙂 That's what we dating coaches call "an advanced massive escalation move".

When she replies and mentions her city, you say: "Cool. Is it as hot in summer as here? Sometimes I have to ask my butler to fan faster, when I am sitting infront of my villa's pool while I ghost overaged 25 year old girls from tinder. Speaking of education, have you ever won a beatuy contest, like my 3 ex girl friends?"

Always remember: Women fall for sensitive and humble bad boy CPA lawyers. Just a matter of time before she has to change her panties. 🙂

...if she has a spare pair...I suspect she is a boat. And she wants him to sail all the way into a desert she is at looking for unsuspected ‘booty hunters’ to get them for all their worth...a lot she knows!

Bunny will be noted as ‘scammer dusapointment’...and taken off their list. 🤔

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So what you are saying is that...that she or he is a scammer or that those booty hunters are bad or...I will be honest I didn't get it. I only understood the spare pair. I'm sorry, I am not quite there yet, I almost worked 3 hours straight. 😢

And did you mean to say booty or bounty hunters?

She lives in another city

An hour away!

O_O

Posted by mudra_

Alright, I have been here for years and I am still convinced you are Andz lmao

I am ands. He's just my sock puppet account

Looooooool

Posted by Black-Mamba

You keep putting women on a pedestal, are you sure you're not into men?

Lol didn't I answer this question already?