
firebunny
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Posted by JuliietteLol. Leo Moons are like that. We want to see if people will be sad to see us leaving. 😛
Didn't you say you were leaving? And i was even sad? What now? I won't be sad next time.

Posted by JuliietteBecoming a lawyer is difficult. Being a lawyer is easy.
I wish i was a lawyer. I would so sue like at least 20 people. Lucky you.

Posted by JuliietteHahahahahahaPosted by firebunnyPosted by JuliietteLol. Leo Moons are like that. We want to see if people will be sad to see us leaving. 😛
Didn't you say you were leaving? And i was even sad? What now? I won't be sad next time.
I was the only one sad!!! 😢
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Posted by LionTamerooohhh can i be your e-lawyer best bud?Posted by firebunnyskies is my bestfriend bro. you can be my e-lawyer acquaintance.Posted by JuliietteHahahahahahaPosted by firebunnyPosted by JuliietteLol. Leo Moons are like that. We want to see if people will be sad to see us leaving. 😛
Didn't you say you were leaving? And i was even sad? What now? I won't be sad next time.
I was the only one sad!!! 😢
I know Ands was sad too. He's like my bestfriend. 😛click to expand

Posted by WittyGem88it's challenging. you're basically paid to argue, speak up, write and dress up. in the courtroom, you're like an actor - you memorize some lines but you ought to use ad libs so as not to bore the judge.Posted by firebunnyMy dad was a lawyer. Passed away when I was 8 so I’d be interested to know what a day in the life of a lawyer is like. 🙂
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?click to expand

Posted by WittyGem88Maybe here in the Philippines only. The older lawyers are fond of grandstanding which doesn't sound good coz they're not even eloquent to begin with. I can't stand them... although everybody gives them respect for lasting long in the profession. It's just that I'm peeved by their grandstanding when they don't even sound refined at all.Posted by firebunnyIs that what its like in court when its millennials vs baby boomers? Interesting. I only remembered my dad having shit loads of books and documents that I ddint understand back then.Posted by WittyGem88it's challenging. you're basically paid to argue, speak up, write and dress up. in the courtroom, you're like an actor - you memorize some lines but you ought to use ad libs so as not to bore the judge.Posted by firebunnyMy dad was a lawyer. Passed away when I was 8 so I’d be interested to know what a day in the life of a lawyer is like. 🙂
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.click to expand



Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.

Posted by pisceswoman123Will you miss me if I leave?
My brother it’s a lawyer.
I didn’t know you were planning to leave? I don’t like when people do that 😄

Posted by Mr_PinchyI really don't know. The more I think that they've made more lies though. Lol. As for me, I'm always honest... if I have to lie, I make sure that there's no evidence to the contrary. You can't just make up stuff and later on regret that your lies just do not add up. Haven't lied in court but I once told a client to lie but made her promise to not ever do what she has done again. I told her, I'm saving your ass off this time.Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
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Posted by firebunnyHmm, I think I feel generous today.Posted by pisceswoman123Will you miss me if I leave?
My brother it’s a lawyer.
I didn’t know you were planning to leave? I don’t like when people do that 😄click to expand

Posted by firebunnyTweaking facts, presenting only from an angle suitable to the defense is already lying to me because you wilfully neglect to present the story from all angles. I doubt you've never ever done this, as a lawyer, it's basically your daily job if you're into defense litigation.Posted by Mr_PinchyI really don't know. The more I think that they've made more lies though. Lol. As for me, I'm always honest... if I have to lie, I make sure that there's no evidence to the contrary. You can't just make up stuff and later on regret that your lies just do not add up. Haven't lied in court but I once told a client to lie but made her promise to not ever do what she has done again. I told her, I'm saving your ass off this time.Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
😄
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Posted by Mr_PinchyI think I will only complicate stuff if I have to present the story from all angles. I only present from the viewpoint of my client and if there are things needed to be rebutted, I do that. It's the judge's job to see all angles.Posted by firebunnyTweaking facts, presenting only from an angle suitable to the defense is already lying to me because you wilfully neglect to present the story from all angles. I doubt you've never ever done this, as a lawyer, it's basically your daily job if you're into defense litigation.Posted by Mr_PinchyI really don't know. The more I think that they've made more lies though. Lol. As for me, I'm always honest... if I have to lie, I make sure that there's no evidence to the contrary. You can't just make up stuff and later on regret that your lies just do not add up. Haven't lied in court but I once told a client to lie but made her promise to not ever do what she has done again. I told her, I'm saving your ass off this time.Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
😄
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Posted by pisceswoman123Thank you.Posted by firebunnyHmm, I think I feel generous today.Posted by pisceswoman123Will you miss me if I leave?
My brother it’s a lawyer.
I didn’t know you were planning to leave? I don’t like when people do that 😄
I will make your moon happy and say yes 😄click to expand

Posted by firebunnyYes, ofcourse you will only complicate things, that's a given because prosecution could use some of what you've told against you.Posted by Mr_PinchyI think I will only complicate stuff if I have to present the story from all angles. I only present from the viewpoint of my client and if there are things needed to be rebutted, I do that. It's the judge's job to see all angles.Posted by firebunnyTweaking facts, presenting only from an angle suitable to the defense is already lying to me because you wilfully neglect to present the story from all angles. I doubt you've never ever done this, as a lawyer, it's basically your daily job if you're into defense litigation.Posted by Mr_PinchyI really don't know. The more I think that they've made more lies though. Lol. As for me, I'm always honest... if I have to lie, I make sure that there's no evidence to the contrary. You can't just make up stuff and later on regret that your lies just do not add up. Haven't lied in court but I once told a client to lie but made her promise to not ever do what she has done again. I told her, I'm saving your ass off this time.Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
😄
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Posted by firebunnyJust saying thank you did it 😄Posted by pisceswoman123Thank you.Posted by firebunnyHmm, I think I feel generous today.Posted by pisceswoman123Will you miss me if I leave?
My brother it’s a lawyer.
I didn’t know you were planning to leave? I don’t like when people do that 😄
I will make your moon happy and say yes 😄
I want to make a Spanish woman happy too. What can I do to make you happy?click to expand

Posted by firebunnyDamn, I can imagine what a great life you have with all that arguing, dressing up sexy and all the flirting and affairs with the secretaries, lawyers and female judges.Posted by WittyGem88it's challenging. you're basically paid to argue, speak up, write and dress up. in the courtroom, you're like an actor - you memorize some lines but you ought to use ad libs so as not to bore the judge.Posted by firebunnyMy dad was a lawyer. Passed away when I was 8 so I’d be interested to know what a day in the life of a lawyer is like. 🙂
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?
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Posted by Mr_Pinchythen you don't understand the profession we lawyers have. i can probably answer you in great lengths but i choose not to because you just don't have the capacity.Posted by firebunnyYes, ofcourse you will only complicate things, that's a given because prosecution could use some of what you've told against you.Posted by Mr_PinchyI think I will only complicate stuff if I have to present the story from all angles. I only present from the viewpoint of my client and if there are things needed to be rebutted, I do that. It's the judge's job to see all angles.Posted by firebunnyTweaking facts, presenting only from an angle suitable to the defense is already lying to me because you wilfully neglect to present the story from all angles. I doubt you've never ever done this, as a lawyer, it's basically your daily job if you're into defense litigation.Posted by Mr_PinchyI really don't know. The more I think that they've made more lies though. Lol. As for me, I'm always honest... if I have to lie, I make sure that there's no evidence to the contrary. You can't just make up stuff and later on regret that your lies just do not add up. Haven't lied in court but I once told a client to lie but made her promise to not ever do what she has done again. I told her, I'm saving your ass off this time.Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
😄
Look, the judge's job is to see the "truth" and give a reasonable judgement on the basis of which a sentence is given.
Your job is to influence that vision, which you do by presenting a favoured aspect of the story only, disregarding all other aspects, sometimes morally justifiably so and other times not so much.
Lawyers are called weasels because of the frequency of these "other times" and the things that are at stake (whole lives, livelihoods sometimes).
#edit: i'm not judging, i know this is what makes you win and such is the game, buti just found it silly you'd be pushing on the notion of a morally bound lawyer.
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Posted by WittyGem88It's just a pet peeve. The more arrogant a lawyer is, the less capable he is. I wonder why.Posted by firebunnyAhhhhh well that happens eh. I think globally its starting to be different because lawyers are also becoming more modern plus more access to information via technology compared to the previous generations. style s will be very different for sure. Just be patient! I can imagine your frustration.Posted by WittyGem88Maybe here in the Philippines only. The older lawyers are fond of grandstanding which doesn't sound good coz they're not even eloquent to begin with. I can't stand them... although everybody gives them respect for lasting long in the profession. It's just that I'm peeved by their grandstanding when they don't even sound refined at all.Posted by firebunnyIs that what its like in court when its millennials vs baby boomers? Interesting. I only remembered my dad having shit loads of books and documents that I ddint understand back then.Posted by WittyGem88it's challenging. you're basically paid to argue, speak up, write and dress up. in the courtroom, you're like an actor - you memorize some lines but you ought to use ad libs so as not to bore the judge.Posted by firebunnyMy dad was a lawyer. Passed away when I was 8 so I’d be interested to know what a day in the life of a lawyer is like. 🙂
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
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Posted by TheSagsometimes it can get boring too with all the papers and formalities needed to be complied with.Posted by firebunnyDamn, I can imagine what a great life you have with all that arguing, dressing up sexy and all the flirting and affairs with the secretaries, lawyers and female judges.Posted by WittyGem88it's challenging. you're basically paid to argue, speak up, write and dress up. in the courtroom, you're like an actor - you memorize some lines but you ought to use ad libs so as not to bore the judge.Posted by firebunnyMy dad was a lawyer. Passed away when I was 8 so I’d be interested to know what a day in the life of a lawyer is like. 🙂
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?
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Bunny Law
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Posted by firebunnyPersonally, i think your grasp of English is too meagre to even understand all that was written in that post.Posted by Mr_Pinchythen you don't understand the profession we lawyers have. i can probably answer you in great lengths but i choose not to because you just don't have the capacity.Posted by firebunnyYes, ofcourse you will only complicate things, that's a given because prosecution could use some of what you've told against you.Posted by Mr_PinchyI think I will only complicate stuff if I have to present the story from all angles. I only present from the viewpoint of my client and if there are things needed to be rebutted, I do that. It's the judge's job to see all angles.Posted by firebunnyTweaking facts, presenting only from an angle suitable to the defense is already lying to me because you wilfully neglect to present the story from all angles. I doubt you've never ever done this, as a lawyer, it's basically your daily job if you're into defense litigation.Posted by Mr_PinchyI really don't know. The more I think that they've made more lies though. Lol. As for me, I'm always honest... if I have to lie, I make sure that there's no evidence to the contrary. You can't just make up stuff and later on regret that your lies just do not add up. Haven't lied in court but I once told a client to lie but made her promise to not ever do what she has done again. I told her, I'm saving your ass off this time.Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
😄
Look, the judge's job is to see the "truth" and give a reasonable judgement on the basis of which a sentence is given.
Your job is to influence that vision, which you do by presenting a favoured aspect of the story only, disregarding all other aspects, sometimes morally justifiably so and other times not so much.
Lawyers are called weasels because of the frequency of these "other times" and the things that are at stake (whole lives, livelihoods sometimes).
#edit: i'm not judging, i know this is what makes you win and such is the game, buti just found it silly you'd be pushing on the notion of a morally bound lawyer.
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Posted by Mr_PinchyYou're assuming that I don't understand English much but yes I do, I understand everything on your post and English is my 3rd language. 😛Posted by firebunnyPersonally, i think your grasp of English is too meagre to even understand all that was written in that post.Posted by Mr_Pinchythen you don't understand the profession we lawyers have. i can probably answer you in great lengths but i choose not to because you just don't have the capacity.Posted by firebunnyYes, ofcourse you will only complicate things, that's a given because prosecution could use some of what you've told against you.Posted by Mr_PinchyI think I will only complicate stuff if I have to present the story from all angles. I only present from the viewpoint of my client and if there are things needed to be rebutted, I do that. It's the judge's job to see all angles.Posted by firebunnyTweaking facts, presenting only from an angle suitable to the defense is already lying to me because you wilfully neglect to present the story from all angles. I doubt you've never ever done this, as a lawyer, it's basically your daily job if you're into defense litigation.Posted by Mr_PinchyI really don't know. The more I think that they've made more lies though. Lol. As for me, I'm always honest... if I have to lie, I make sure that there's no evidence to the contrary. You can't just make up stuff and later on regret that your lies just do not add up. Haven't lied in court but I once told a client to lie but made her promise to not ever do what she has done again. I told her, I'm saving your ass off this time.Posted by firebunnyThat just means they learned how to lie less and still get the job done. They found the golden ratio between acceptable lying and efficiency. Imo that comes with age. You'll be there soon tho.
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
😄
Look, the judge's job is to see the "truth" and give a reasonable judgement on the basis of which a sentence is given.
Your job is to influence that vision, which you do by presenting a favoured aspect of the story only, disregarding all other aspects, sometimes morally justifiably so and other times not so much.
Lawyers are called weasels because of the frequency of these "other times" and the things that are at stake (whole lives, livelihoods sometimes).
#edit: i'm not judging, i know this is what makes you win and such is the game, buti just found it silly you'd be pushing on the notion of a morally bound lawyer.
Now, if your glorified accountant type of lawyer job lies less at his job, kudos to you, but run of the mill lawyers have lying written in the daily itinerary.
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Posted by pisceswoman123I can do moar 🙂Posted by firebunnyJust saying thank you did it 😄Posted by pisceswoman123Thank you.Posted by firebunnyHmm, I think I feel generous today.Posted by pisceswoman123Will you miss me if I leave?
My brother it’s a lawyer.
I didn’t know you were planning to leave? I don’t like when people do that 😄
I will make your moon happy and say yes 😄
I want to make a Spanish woman happy too. What can I do to make you happy?click to expand

Posted by WittyGem88Just imagine listening to such kind of lawyers. LOL.Posted by firebunnyBecause their mouths take over their brains. Ugh. Hate people like those.Posted by WittyGem88It's just a pet peeve. The more arrogant a lawyer is, the less capable he is. I wonder why.Posted by firebunnyAhhhhh well that happens eh. I think globally its starting to be different because lawyers are also becoming more modern plus more access to information via technology compared to the previous generations. style s will be very different for sure. Just be patient! I can imagine your frustration.Posted by WittyGem88Maybe here in the Philippines only. The older lawyers are fond of grandstanding which doesn't sound good coz they're not even eloquent to begin with. I can't stand them... although everybody gives them respect for lasting long in the profession. It's just that I'm peeved by their grandstanding when they don't even sound refined at all.Posted by firebunnyIs that what its like in court when its millennials vs baby boomers? Interesting. I only remembered my dad having shit loads of books and documents that I ddint understand back then.Posted by WittyGem88it's challenging. you're basically paid to argue, speak up, write and dress up. in the courtroom, you're like an actor - you memorize some lines but you ought to use ad libs so as not to bore the judge.Posted by firebunnyMy dad was a lawyer. Passed away when I was 8 so I’d be interested to know what a day in the life of a lawyer is like. 🙂
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
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Posted by Apparition3 pages on, no compromise yet. Let's see for the next pages and days. 😛Posted by firebunnyI'm interested simply because I'd like to know how you'll pull this off without compromising Attorney-Client Privilege.
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?click to expand

Posted by WittyGem88Fortunately, I haven't encountered one as an opposing counsel. I hear them for cases where I wasn't the lawyer for either of the parties.Posted by firebunnyIrritating. I dont think I can last. I will always ask for a recess from the judge lol 😂😂😂😂😂 i have no patience. Glad I am not a lawyer wahahahahaPosted by WittyGem88Just imagine listening to such kind of lawyers. LOL.Posted by firebunnyBecause their mouths take over their brains. Ugh. Hate people like those.Posted by WittyGem88It's just a pet peeve. The more arrogant a lawyer is, the less capable he is. I wonder why.Posted by firebunnyAhhhhh well that happens eh. I think globally its starting to be different because lawyers are also becoming more modern plus more access to information via technology compared to the previous generations. style s will be very different for sure. Just be patient! I can imagine your frustration.Posted by WittyGem88Maybe here in the Philippines only. The older lawyers are fond of grandstanding which doesn't sound good coz they're not even eloquent to begin with. I can't stand them... although everybody gives them respect for lasting long in the profession. It's just that I'm peeved by their grandstanding when they don't even sound refined at all.Posted by firebunnyIs that what its like in court when its millennials vs baby boomers? Interesting. I only remembered my dad having shit loads of books and documents that I ddint understand back then.Posted by WittyGem88it's challenging. you're basically paid to argue, speak up, write and dress up. in the courtroom, you're like an actor - you memorize some lines but you ought to use ad libs so as not to bore the judge.Posted by firebunnyMy dad was a lawyer. Passed away when I was 8 so I’d be interested to know what a day in the life of a lawyer is like. 🙂
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?
i don't like older lawyers. they sound arrogant but they can't articulate their thoughts as refined as younger lawyers do.
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Posted by firebunnyPosted by pisceswoman123I can do moar 🙂Posted by firebunnyJust saying thank you did it 😄Posted by pisceswoman123Thank you.Posted by firebunnyHmm, I think I feel generous today.Posted by pisceswoman123Will you miss me if I leave?
My brother it’s a lawyer.
I didn’t know you were planning to leave? I don’t like when people do that 😄
I will make your moon happy and say yes 😄
I want to make a Spanish woman happy too. What can I do to make you happy?click to expand


Posted by pisceswoman123i'd like to add you on fbPosted by firebunnyPosted by pisceswoman123I can do moar 🙂Posted by firebunnyJust saying thank you did it 😄Posted by pisceswoman123Thank you.Posted by firebunnyHmm, I think I feel generous today.Posted by pisceswoman123Will you miss me if I leave?
My brother it’s a lawyer.
I didn’t know you were planning to leave? I don’t like when people do that 😄
I will make your moon happy and say yes 😄
I want to make a Spanish woman happy too. What can I do to make you happy?
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Posted by ApparitionI really thought I'd be doing that but I realized I want it to be more free-flowing. But I'm sure I won't be divulging classified info. Even if my client is Ands.Posted by firebunnyOh, lol. I didn't realize the last 3 pages were a part of your narrative of day-to-day activities. I just thought there would be more, umm... narrative of day-to-day activities, and less autobiographical day-to-day approach; therefore, I redact my statement of interest on this topic, as it was made in error.Posted by Apparition3 pages on, no compromise yet. Let's see for the next pages and days. 😛Posted by firebunnyI'm interested simply because I'd like to know how you'll pull this off without compromising Attorney-Client Privilege.
I want to post a thread about this. I will narrate my day-to-day activities and possibly earn money from writing stuff like this.
Anybody interested?click to expand


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