My Top 10 Ways To Get Physical With A Woman

It's a fact: Most guys simply don't understand how to take things to a —physical?? level with a woman. And guess what? Women hate it! When it comes down to it, you are the one who must lead her to the exciting, sensual experiences she desires. Here are 10 powerful tips to help you do it.

My my. Such Almight Secrets have been hidden. Guess I'll never know how to get into a woman's panties. FML.

1. Actually be interested in her.
2. Listen to her and look into her eyes ( not down her cleavage ) when she speaks.
3. Realize she has more value than two legs up.
4. Text with something more elaborate than a Frankenstein grunt.
5. Don't talk about what a bitch your ex was. ( Excuse me? To whom are you referring, you're here with me, not her. )
6. Don't expect her to act like your ex, or BE your ex.
7. If for any reason things are not working out for you, do not be a puss puss and disappear.
8. Be truthful.
9. Come correct.
10. Don't be a douchebag. You're the one setting out to prove to her not all men are *alike*.


You're welcome.

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9. Come correct.

Um... yeah.

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9. Come correct.

Um... yeah.

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Yep. If you're an asshole who is only out for ass, say so. If you are seeking a relationship ( TRUTHFULLY ) say so. Disclaimer that shite so a woman can say "No thanks, I want more for myself" or "Giggedy". Not that hard really, would eliminate a lot of this 'woes me' crap floating about in the stratosphere. Games suck. Many are tired of them.
Men who woo and fuss and primp and preen just to get the cookie then vanish like smoke should be hung up by their bawbag. Women are wary, men are wary. Everyone is too wrapped up in being love pussies to consider just enjoying the ride for what it is. And nope, I don't throw down right away, and YEP, men run from me like their bunghole hair is aflame for that reason. Is what it is. Take a look round these insane boards if you don't believe me.

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Posted by venusianbull

9. Come correct.

Um... yeah.

Yep. If you're an asshole who is only out for ass, say so. If you are seeking a relationship ( TRUTHFULLY ) say so. Disclaimer that shite so a woman can say "No thanks, I want more for myself" or "Giggedy". Not that hard really, would eliminate a lot of this 'woes me' crap floating about in the stratosphere. Games suck. Many are tired of them.
Men who woo and fuss and primp and preen just to get the cookie then vanish like smoke should be hung up by their bawbag. Women are wary, men are wary. Everyone is too wrapped up in being love pussies to consider just enjoying the ride for what it is. And nope, I don't throw down right away, and YEP, men run from me like their bunghole hair is aflame for that reason. Is what it is. Take a look round these insane boards if you don't believe me.

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I was implying the "ambiguity" of a word, not the actual context, vb.

Besides... I don't think a woman as only a piece of ass. I mean, I'm a guy and I have my thoughts. I'll admit to that. But no woman you care for should only be considered an "ammo dump". Irritates me that a number of women allow themselves to be used for such purposes.

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Posted by venusianbull

9. Come correct.

Um... yeah.

Yep. If you're an asshole who is only out for ass, say so. If you are seeking a relationship ( TRUTHFULLY ) say so. Disclaimer that shite so a woman can say "No thanks, I want more for myself" or "Giggedy". Not that hard really, would eliminate a lot of this 'woes me' crap floating about in the stratosphere. Games suck. Many are tired of them.
Men who woo and fuss and primp and preen just to get the cookie then vanish like smoke should be hung up by their bawbag. Women are wary, men are wary. Everyone is too wrapped up in being love pussies to consider just enjoying the ride for what it is. And nope, I don't throw down right away, and YEP, men run from me like their bunghole hair is aflame for that reason. Is what it is. Take a look round these insane boards if you don't believe me.

I was implying the "ambiguity" of a word, not the actual context, vb.

Besides... I don't think a woman as only a piece of ass. I mean, I'm a guy and I have my thoughts. I'll admit to that. But no woman you care for should only be considered an "ammo dump". Irritates me that a number of women allow themselves to be used for such purposes.

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Women are just as sexual as men, some can compartmentalize it as purely for release. Some of us though, cannot. Forgive my irritation, I won't apologize for plain speaking though when there is so much double speak floating about. I recognize and appreciate your stance though; and agree with it.

Jt the Redneck should take notes..^^

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Ahhh...c'mon Q, that was funny. 🙂

LOL Oh sure!

double post.. sowwy..🙂

🙂 I really don't know how that happened with dxp running smooth as glass. Excuse me a moment, need to go cackle in the other room a minute then get control of m'self....

LOL @ you two.

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It's a fact: Most guys simply don't understand how to take things to a —physical?? level with a woman. And guess what? Women hate it! When it comes down to it, you are the one who must lead her to the exciting, sensual experiences she desires. Here are 10 powerful tips to help you do it.

1. Get off the internet and go outside.