Newbie here..

Hi all. Thought I'd look in on yall. Cool board. I found you guys trying to figure out the Scorpio woman/Taurus man thing. It sounds like it's doomed from the start except some guy says his unrequited Scorpio woman is hot. I dunno. I just don't know

But the rest of DXP looks pretty cool. Just saying hi!

J

Hey affectionate smartass. What are you? Taurus or Scorp?

Affectionate sounds like Taurus to me. What do I know?

A Scorp would say "devilishly ugly and enjoying every moment of it. bow before me, minions"

You are correct, Twirrly. Anyone that answers yes to marrying ME is off my pay attention to list. No one here to marry anyway, it isn't that kinda thang, is it? And yes, I'm Taurus. Half a Greek, just the good half. I am affectionate, kinder to some that I oughtta be, but better to be kind.

And I have owned up: I'm ugly, but I mean well.

I put up pictures, but I haven't an avatar yet. Any clues? And uhmmm, thanks for the welcome all. I really like this joint. Thanks for letting me barge.

Yey, I finally have a Taurean radar up and working.

Posted by here4yoo
I really like this joint.

Don't get your hopes up.

We're all mad in here (Alice in wonderland style )

Well, I'm a little out there myself. Low Earth orbit, headed for that re-entry flash to dust. I expect to fall out anytime. That sounds like Taurus, right?

Welcome 😄

So who wants Taurus if not Scorpio? Will I ever mate well with any sign? I wonder. Probably not. I think I transcend the zodiac. It's not you, it's me. Dressed up, I look like a gangster. The old Italian style gangster as opposed to gangstah. Hopeless!

There is no way you're a Taurus with that randomness.

Come clean, we won't torture you (too much)

Posted by Damnata
There is no way you're a Taurus with that randomness.

Come clean, we won't torture you (too much)

I swear to Allah himself, I'm a Taurus. But I party, I smoke, I ride motorcycles, I clean up well, golf game's in good shape AND I'm a pretty fair hand in the kitchen! That's the Taurus way, right? Ok, it's not the 57 year old guy way, but it's mine own and I'm keeping it. Damnners, I might be transcendent. I might not fit any sign. Sure as hell, I don't control or bend my women out of shape.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by here4yoo
I really like this joint.

Don't get your hopes up.

We're all mad in here (Alice in wonderland style )

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I actually was talking about the Blunt I was smoking at the time. Go figure! 🙂

Posted by here4yoo
But I party, I smoke, I ride motorcycles, I clean up well, golf game's in good shape AND I'm a pretty fair hand in the kitchen! That's the Taurus way, right?.

ok, transcendent bull.

golf and taurus? i want in on that. 😄

Posted by Damnata

ok, transcendent bull.

golf and taurus? i want in on that. 😄

...but can you smack a drive 250 yds? I avg. 200, but 250 on a good day 😛

Damn LIB, had to ruin my fantasy.

Only played miniature gold when I was a little one...always wanted it to give it a go.

Smack that little ball.

Posted by Damnata
Damn LIB, had to ruin my fantasy.

Only played miniature gold when I was a little one...always wanted it to give it a go.

Smack that little ball.

lol...can't use woods in the fairways for shit though..I rely on irons.
It's been a while, although I have a looooooot of snow I can go smack around I suppose 😢

I drive it 240-260. Not many drive the ball 300, even in the PGA Tour ranks. I've played with a lot of pretty good Sunday hackers and I've never seen a 300 yard drive from any of them. It doesn't make sense to do that most places even if you can even on tour. My tee shots, long through mid irons and putting are pretty good. It's 20 yds and in that kill me and keep me in the 80s. That's for most people because that's where you need the most practice. That's where it becomes a lot more work and a lot less fun. I'd rather date women.