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This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by brianafay on Sunday, May 2, 2010 and has 187 replies.

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@brianafay
19 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
Oh wow. Have to share this. I'm in awe.

An old couple came into the furniture store I've been working at. After about 10 minutes they thanked me, took a card, and left. Or so I thought.
20 minutes later (no exxageration) the old lady comes over to me and says "We can't seem to find our way out. Where is the front door?"

:O

This place is the size of a house - infact it actually used to be a house back in the day.
I had to walk them to the door which was literally 30 ft from where they were standing.

It then took them 10 minutes to pull out of the driveway.
They were driving a very large Buick.


I'm scared. 😢
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@LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
16 Years1,000+ PostsLeo
LOL!! At the lamebook postings!! Thats hilarious.... gave me a random thought....

I have a shirt that says "It can't lick itself!" with an abstract little kitty face on it.

Ah, I love that shirt. Wearing it out in public is always entertaining! 🙂

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@Yum
18 Years1,000+ Posts
I don't really get what people are complaining about, re: music. This the past decades have been my absolute favorites in terms of musical output. For example, could the following song have been written in the '60s?



(I have nothing against Catholics or the Pope, just thought it was a really good song)

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@DK09
18 Years5,000+ Posts
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
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