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"Sounds like he was "creatine" a fantasy world, if you know what I mean..."
Yeah, It seems pretty weird, unless they have some secret super-soldier project going on. Still, the whole beating 3 guys in hand-to-hand combat does sound pretty typical, from what little I know of the Spetsnaz(I don't think he was lying about being in the Spetsnaz, because he showed me some pictures of his in his phone in what seemed to be typical Spetsnaz gear).
"How does this day find you, Yum?"
I'm good. Do I know you from somewhere?
That's my favorite prefix, coincidentally.🙂
If I could, I would've. Alas, I'm somewhat tied up at the moment. How about you, been to anywhere new and exciting lately?
I think these questions require a washcloth. 😄
LOL Tone down the perv? Don't ya dare woman! Earth sign here, we thrive on it.
Washcloth was for clean up after all the eyelid twitching. 😉 Clean up on aisle 5 Bob...clean up...aisle 5...
I saw an episode of Grey's Anatomy once where this women had "spontaneous orgasms" and was having up to 100 a day. She had no control over it at all.
LOL!! Okay, okay. I think if one were in a constant orgasmic state nothing could get accomplished. Other than be supine, twitch, drool and lay there in a puddle of your own fluids. Walking would prove difficult, dehydration might be imminent. And load up on the vitamin E.
And then there is the pig, who orgasms for a solid 1/2 hour..that naughty barnyard minx.
😄 Hehehehee.
LOL Yes, pigs do that. And dammit I have NEVER so much wanted to be my Chinese zodiac as when I learned that. Lucky damned sow.
I think, as in any female/male relationship his moment is fleeting, and hers longer lasting.
Oh yes we are. 😉
The question is, if one continues to keep coming back when you're older, will you remember everyone? Would keep things fresh at any rate. 😄
I would too, there are many users here but some definitely stand out to me. 🙂
No, but somehow I feel like I'm missing out on something now....
😛
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You are, hahahaha!
Posted by venusianbull
I think, as in any female/male relationship his moment is fleeting, and hers longer lasting.I really hafta disagree here the men in my life will not let go of me...no matter what I have done or said. I wish I knew how to shake some of em 😢 some of these men lose thier minds...
funny thing is I'm not flirty & kinda aloof so I don't get thier behavior it's lk the less I give the more they want.
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That's a double edged sword eden, definitely. But I was referring to the climax of yon barnyard piggies and extending it to the two leggeds as well. 🙂
Posted by ianthefish
just bought 264 lbs of charcoal..
LMAO That was pretty random.
Awwwwwww, poor widdle cacti.
I laughed at that picture so hard. Then I felt empty inside. Then I laughed again.
LOL!!! You too DK? I am a sick woman. Oh my.
Sneaky bastards hahahahaahah!!! Now I have to rethink the whole dog-cat dynamic.
Hehehehehee, dog knew what was up.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ianthefish
just bought 264 lbs of charcoal..LMAO That was pretty random.
yeah... may pick up another 320 lbs..
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Be still my heart. And what does one do with 584 lbs. of charcoal?
LOL DK, you know that's on everyones "Wish List". Case of Metamucil, some good luck prunes, a few wet naps, a..a...a
Posted by ianthefish
just bought 264 lbs of charcoal..LMAO That was pretty random.
yeah... may pick up another 320 lbs..
Be still my heart. And what does one do with 584 lbs. of charcoal?
one smokes a lot of meat..
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Apparently one does. Most excellent.
Bummer you're not local Ian, I'd swap homemade jams, jellies and baked goods for yon smoked beasties.
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Man, I just met the baddest dude. Ex-Spetznaz, ex-Duvdevan powerlifter. He told me that a Spetznaz soldier has to march 80 km in 3 hours, and then beat 3 opponents in hand-to-hand comband in order to get his beret. Goddamned crazy Russians. Sold me some creatine and BCAA.