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@Yum
18 Years1,000+ Posts
Man, I just met the baddest dude. Ex-Spetznaz, ex-Duvdevan powerlifter. He told me that a Spetznaz soldier has to march 80 km in 3 hours, and then beat 3 opponents in hand-to-hand comband in order to get his beret. Goddamned crazy Russians. Sold me some creatine and BCAA.
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@Yum
18 Years1,000+ Posts
"Sounds like he was "creatine" a fantasy world, if you know what I mean..."

Yeah, It seems pretty weird, unless they have some secret super-soldier project going on. Still, the whole beating 3 guys in hand-to-hand combat does sound pretty typical, from what little I know of the Spetsnaz(I don't think he was lying about being in the Spetsnaz, because he showed me some pictures of his in his phone in what seemed to be typical Spetsnaz gear).

"How does this day find you, Yum?"

I'm good. Do I know you from somewhere?
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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
LOL!! Okay, okay. I think if one were in a constant orgasmic state nothing could get accomplished. Other than be supine, twitch, drool and lay there in a puddle of your own fluids. Walking would prove difficult, dehydration might be imminent. And load up on the vitamin E.
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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
Posted by eden 3
Posted by venusianbull
I think, as in any female/male relationship his moment is fleeting, and hers longer lasting.



I really hafta disagree here the men in my life will not let go of me...no matter what I have done or said. I wish I knew how to shake some of em 😢 some of these men lose thier minds...

funny thing is I'm not flirty & kinda aloof so I don't get thier behavior it's lk the less I give the more they want.




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That's a double edged sword eden, definitely. But I was referring to the climax of yon barnyard piggies and extending it to the two leggeds as well. 🙂