Oh Boy I Must Be Really Really Desperate..

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I live in SB as everyone on here knows. Was out on the weekend running errands wearing a mask of course. While out shopping, I noticed this really attractive blonde looked to be my age.

I paid attention for a brief moment then went back to shopping before it turned Buffalo Bill. Out of the corner my eye I noticed her looking my direction. Because we were shopping figured she was looking for something. Then she opened me out of the blue by asking if the store normally carries an item she is looking for

Told her to the best of my knowledge they dont. But another new store in town might She asked because she was from Newport Beach and is now visiting here a few times a mth starting now. She carried the conversation further and started flirting commenting on my appearance Asking me questions about myself

All the time she is talking I started to noticed she looked really familiar but could not put my finger on it. She continued to talk we seemed to really click

She asked me for my contact email since i dont have insta or facebook Gave her my email and got her name Started to sound super familiar

After she left and I went home I did some googling on her name. And when I looked her up that is when I realized why she was familiar She was a model for lads magazines back in early 00's. At first I was stoked, thinking I got asked out by a model. She was a few years older then me as well.

My enthusiasm kept going until I found her twitter. Her twitter was full of pro-trump junk. I was just crestfallen As always with me if something is too good to be true it is.

Im stuck. Part of me wants to next her since she worships Baby Hitler But my desperate hasnt had sex in so long I may as well be a virgin feeling is like the devil from Animal House saying "f--k her, f--k her brains out" tapping hard on my shoulder.

She's hot and is scorpio with sag moon and leo mars (her birthday is on the net when you look her up)

I know its wrong and it would take time anyway to hook up since we would both need to be covid tested (on the same day ideally

I mean if we werent in a pandemic I would actually next her despite her being hot (there are enough girls in sb normally but I cant hit on girls since we are in apocalypse now mode)

I know being a progressive leftist I am an hypocrite and am complicit with a Trumper's behavior by hooking up with them But part of me feels like if its a fling and not a relationship then who cares?

If this was just her being a repub I wouldnt post about this. Have casually dated them before prior to the poster boy for adderall and coke being elected 4 yrs ago

But supporting Trump is equivalent to being a KKK Member or casually looking the other way why they do their lynching

So I get why people would be outraged if someone like me had a one off cum off with a trumper. But I am human and not sure if I'll ever get laid again at this point

What would other people do if they are in my shoes if they are average, not six pack wearing and dont have the opposite sex falling over them on a consistent enough basis?

Just curious..



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guys normally I would agree but she was hot Its tempting just because there are so many younger women in their 20's

And i would much prefer to have sex with someone in my age range I automatically know sex will be much better since she is older and experienced and her being a scorpio with mars in leo is like cherry on the top.

But yes it is wrong. i just wish the universe had sent me a liberal porn star instead of a ex model trumper if she was going to be in the entertainment industry

I hate this pandemic god I hate it. Would never think of stooping this low if Trump had contained this damn thing But yet here we are.

I think I have self control but I am not going to lie if she sends a nude pic of herself saying happy birthday cant say I wont cave and have a taste..
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I will get tested if my horniness gets the best of me. If she cant agree to get tested on same day I do then forget it, Not worth risking death for a one day gap

I should have seen the red flag she sent out when she said she is from Newport Beach. Orange County is the Florida of CA 😢

Im hoping i can get another option that is liberal If she wasnt a Trump and a republican that hated trump like me, she would be walking funny for weeks with ease.

Damn why are people so damn stupid with Trump? Like I get if you hate Biden I dont like the guy either, but Trump is ten times worse

I miss the days when people like romney ran and you could have a wam bam thank you mam with a republican without it being a soul killing choice to have an orgasm,

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I think people on my side of the left do take things too far.

I 100% agree not to agree to disagree when it comes to your friends or relatives being ok with racists having free rein of america Otherwise you are complicit in their behavior

But for a person who you would never see again after fornicating? I mean that's a little extreme You're not dating you're getting a mutual happy ending. Not everyone looks like Chris Evans or Emily Ratjkowski When you have a hot person giving you attention after not being able to seek out anyone for close to a year during a pandemic and you have a high sex drive, moral standards drop fast if it is for nookie

Definately will get tested. Even though I hate their politics I will admit there are some hot trumper girls though in florida Ive seen pics and if you didnt know they were trumpers you would definitely hit on them if single.



Horniness and knowing its a one night stand/fling can overwhelm your conscience sometimes

But if she gives me pushback on getting tested thinking I'm overdoing it and buying into the libs schemes, you will never see a call drop and be blocked so damn fast

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I will make an exception as far as never being a complete scumbag and not nailing a trumper if they are this person

LET ME SAY IN ADVANCE BEFORE I KNEW WHO SHE WAS I THOUGHT SHE WAS PRETTY WHEN I HEARD HER OPEN HER MOUTH HOWEVER, MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT WAS "NO WAY JOSE NOT EVEN IF IT MEANT PERMANENT CELIBACY I WOULD NEVER F--K HER IN A MILLION YEARS

The person in question ? Dana Loesch. Im embarassed but I honestly didnt know who she was. Then heard her and was like "nope not even on my horniest day, would rather beat off forever instead of boning her"

When you make me feel completely repulsed basically you're unrepentently evil, you aint getting none of the D from me.

I sometimes think attractive looking repubs are a test from the universe to see if you have morals or are sketchy like them. Im bordering on sketch with this gal which i know

I used to think Kristy Swanson from the Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie was hot when she was younger Then I found out she was a Trumper and she was so blatant about it, and I was like "nope, you will never get my attention again when Im beating off"

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Im actually in Santa Barbara. She might have thought I was rich if I am living here.

These newport gals tend to be gold diggers from my experience of living in la

Since she is an ex model more than likely could be running a hustle Too bad her scheme will get blown to sh-t once she finds out I live by myself in a small room with bathroom and have no car so I can save cash so I have it for dates Santa Barbara is expensive so having a car would make me broke. Lyft or uber is my best friend around here. Or if a girl drives I give her money for gas so she doesnt think I am a bum

I am normally weary of models as they are in my run ins with them in LA are social climbing gold-diggers Have a feeling she is sniffing me out for a sugar daddy life style We'll see





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I don’t get what the big deal. Is it just me or...

Like fuck the girl. Ok so her politics don’t align with yours so don’t go down on her or worry about her getting off, get yours.

She’s pro trump so probably pro life which = pro anal.

Fuck her on Election Day and make it a long sesh so she misses the polls. The conservative right thinks mail in ballots are fraud right? So keep her from going in person by distracting her with your d ick
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Posted by slowdive80

I live in SB as everyone on here knows. Was out on the weekend running errands wearing a mask of course. While out shopping, I noticed this really attractive blonde looked to be my age.

I paid attention for a brief moment then went back to shopping before it turned Buffalo Bill. Out of the corner my eye I noticed her looking my direction. Because we were shopping figured she was looking for something. Then she opened me out of the blue by asking if the store normally carries an item she is looking for

Told her to the best of my knowledge they dont. But another new store in town might She asked because she was from Newport Beach and is now visiting here a few times a mth starting now. She carried the conversation further and started flirting commenting on my appearance Asking me questions about myself

All the time she is talking I started to noticed she looked really familiar but could not put my finger on it. She continued to talk we seemed to really click

She asked me for my contact email since i dont have insta or facebook Gave her my email and got her name Started to sound super familiar

After she left and I went home I did some googling on her name. And when I looked her up that is when I realized why she was familiar She was a model for lads magazines back in early 00's. At first I was stoked, thinking I got asked out by a model. She was a few years older then me as well.

My enthusiasm kept going until I found her twitter. Her twitter was full of pro-trump junk. I was just crestfallen As always with me if something is too good to be true it is.

Im stuck. Part of me wants to next her since she worships Baby Hitler But my desperate hasnt had sex in so long I may as well be a virgin feeling is like the devil from Animal House saying "f--k her, f--k her brains out" tapping hard on my shoulder.

She's hot and is scorpio with sag moon and leo mars (her birthday is on the net when you look her up)

I know its wrong and it would take time anyway to hook up since we would both need to be covid tested (on the same day ideally

I mean if we werent in a pandemic I would actually next her despite her being hot (there are enough girls in sb normally but I cant hit on girls since we are in apocalypse now mode)

I know being a progressive leftist I am an hypocrite and am complicit with a Trumper's behavior by hooking up with them But part of me feels like if its a fling and not a relationship then who cares?

If this was just her being a repub I wouldnt post about this. Have casually dated them before prior to the poster boy for adderall and coke being elected 4 yrs ago

But supporting Trump is equivalent to being a KKK Member or casually looking the other way why they do their lynching

So I get why people would be outraged if someone like me had a one off cum off with a trumper. But I am human and not sure if I'll ever get laid again at this point

What would other people do if they are in my shoes if they are average, not six pack wearing and dont have the opposite sex falling over them on a consistent enough basis?

Just curious..


So you'd rather not give her a chance just because your political views differ. Didn't know dating had to consist of people having the exact same beliefs. Opposites don't attract, i guess. Be like me, like who and what i like or skip you. Dude get over yourself.
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Posted by slowdive80

I live in SB as everyone on here knows. Was out on the weekend running errands wearing a mask of course. While out shopping, I noticed this really attractive blonde looked to be my age.

I paid attention for a brief moment then went back to shopping before it turned Buffalo Bill. Out of the corner my eye I noticed her looking my direction. Because we were shopping figured she was looking for something. Then she opened me out of the blue by asking if the store normally carries an item she is looking for

Told her to the best of my knowledge they dont. But another new store in town might She asked because she was from Newport Beach and is now visiting here a few times a mth starting now. She carried the conversation further and started flirting commenting on my appearance Asking me questions about myself

All the time she is talking I started to noticed she looked really familiar but could not put my finger on it. She continued to talk we seemed to really click

She asked me for my contact email since i dont have insta or facebook Gave her my email and got her name Started to sound super familiar

After she left and I went home I did some googling on her name. And when I looked her up that is when I realized why she was familiar She was a model for lads magazines back in early 00's. At first I was stoked, thinking I got asked out by a model. She was a few years older then me as well.

My enthusiasm kept going until I found her twitter. Her twitter was full of pro-trump junk. I was just crestfallen As always with me if something is too good to be true it is.

Im stuck. Part of me wants to next her since she worships Baby Hitler But my desperate hasnt had sex in so long I may as well be a virgin feeling is like the devil from Animal House saying "f--k her, f--k her brains out" tapping hard on my shoulder.

She's hot and is scorpio with sag moon and leo mars (her birthday is on the net when you look her up)

I know its wrong and it would take time anyway to hook up since we would both need to be covid tested (on the same day ideally

I mean if we werent in a pandemic I would actually next her despite her being hot (there are enough girls in sb normally but I cant hit on girls since we are in apocalypse now mode)

I know being a progressive leftist I am an hypocrite and am complicit with a Trumper's behavior by hooking up with them But part of me feels like if its a fling and not a relationship then who cares?

If this was just her being a repub I wouldnt post about this. Have casually dated them before prior to the poster boy for adderall and coke being elected 4 yrs ago

But supporting Trump is equivalent to being a KKK Member or casually looking the other way why they do their lynching

So I get why people would be outraged if someone like me had a one off cum off with a trumper. But I am human and not sure if I'll ever get laid again at this point

What would other people do if they are in my shoes if they are average, not six pack wearing and dont have the opposite sex falling over them on a consistent enough basis?

Just curious..

Are you incapable of a mature conversation as to why she believes Trump is the better option?

Try starting with " without using Biden as part of the reason, why do you support him?"

"What has he actually done. Not said, these last 4 years that you are supportive of?"

Study her objectively. Put your own shit aside and investigate her reasons and feelings on it.

Or never bring it up lmao.
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Posted by slowdive80

I live in SB as everyone on here knows. Was out on the weekend running errands wearing a mask of course. While out shopping, I noticed this really attractive blonde looked to be my age.

I paid attention for a brief moment then went back to shopping before it turned Buffalo Bill. Out of the corner my eye I noticed her looking my direction. Because we were shopping figured she was looking for something. Then she opened me out of the blue by asking if the store normally carries an item she is looking for

Told her to the best of my knowledge they dont. But another new store in town might She asked because she was from Newport Beach and is now visiting here a few times a mth starting now. She carried the conversation further and started flirting commenting on my appearance Asking me questions about myself

All the time she is talking I started to noticed she looked really familiar but could not put my finger on it. She continued to talk we seemed to really click

She asked me for my contact email since i dont have insta or facebook Gave her my email and got her name Started to sound super familiar

After she left and I went home I did some googling on her name. And when I looked her up that is when I realized why she was familiar She was a model for lads magazines back in early 00's. At first I was stoked, thinking I got asked out by a model. She was a few years older then me as well.

My enthusiasm kept going until I found her twitter. Her twitter was full of pro-trump junk. I was just crestfallen As always with me if something is too good to be true it is.

Im stuck. Part of me wants to next her since she worships Baby Hitler But my desperate hasnt had sex in so long I may as well be a virgin feeling is like the devil from Animal House saying "f--k her, f--k her brains out" tapping hard on my shoulder.

She's hot and is scorpio with sag moon and leo mars (her birthday is on the net when you look her up)

I know its wrong and it would take time anyway to hook up since we would both need to be covid tested (on the same day ideally

I mean if we werent in a pandemic I would actually next her despite her being hot (there are enough girls in sb normally but I cant hit on girls since we are in apocalypse now mode)

I know being a progressive leftist I am an hypocrite and am complicit with a Trumper's behavior by hooking up with them But part of me feels like if its a fling and not a relationship then who cares?

If this was just her being a repub I wouldnt post about this. Have casually dated them before prior to the poster boy for adderall and coke being elected 4 yrs ago

But supporting Trump is equivalent to being a KKK Member or casually looking the other way why they do their lynching

So I get why people would be outraged if someone like me had a one off cum off with a trumper. But I am human and not sure if I'll ever get laid again at this point

What would other people do if they are in my shoes if they are average, not six pack wearing and dont have the opposite sex falling over them on a consistent enough basis?

Just curious..


hit it, what's the worst that could happen.

shit, maybe you two will balance each other out.
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Posted by LadyNeptune

You gotta look at the big picture my dude

Obviously your only viable play here is to dick her down good, lock her into marriage, then drain the bank account and give a hefty donation to a democratic campaign.

Newport Beach means her daddy’s loaded.

Great words of wisdom but it all can be achieved without marriage, but instead string the engagement.
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Posted by LadyNeptune

You gotta look at the big picture my dude

Obviously your only viable play here is to dick her down good, lock her into marriage, then drain the bank account and give a hefty donation to a democratic campaign.

Newport Beach means her daddy’s loaded.

Great words of wisdom but it all can be achieved without marriage, but instead string the engagement.
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lol I'm like 98% joking 2% serious
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Ive been communicating in text and email with her and man so far she has not jumped out to show her inner magat self

Usually in either a direct - "im voting trump" or indirect way - (wearing maga shirts or hats or house signs) trumpers in my experience will put you on notice immediately about their support of him almost immediately

But not a peep from her regarding him. I think some Trumpers are aware of how bad he looks to the public and know that most sane rational people (which my horniness has revealed that im most definately not) will next them quick.

I guess she is desperate for the d as well like i am desperate for her p, so I dont mention my politics To be fair, I dont discuss politics normally with girls unless i see potential for a relationship.

This is a weird dance we are doing and once of us is waiting for the other to show their hand.

I did some more research online and looks like she is a sugar daddy chaser. She was married to some rich dude in newport . Then got divorced mths later which was in the news. Then he tried to evict her in the house he bought for her before they split that she and her new boyfriend at the time were living in which was in local news as well.

Before that, she was dating another rich dude who she was in the news with because she put a restraining order on him for being abusive. (Just a reminder that the reason she is in the news because she is an ex-gentleman's magazine model)

Yikes and yikes. She sounds like a lot of drama regardless of her maga self Definitely a hit it and quit it for sure

I swear to god though if I go to bed with her and in middle of going at it, she screams "oh donnie!" im bolting out immediately.

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UPDATE - I nexted her a-- She said some repugnant crap about the kids in detention centers parents missing on her twitter. Ironic part is she came up on my twitter mentions without me having to look for it. I got too tempted not to look

That broke the camel's back for me When you have no compassion or empathy for people less fortunate I want nothing to do with you.

I ghosted her completely and she went full on text message assault demanding a response.

Which I wasnt expecting considering since she has model looks, that she has other guys chasing her and would brush it off

I just blocked her because I know I would have lost it and said some insulting crap back to her Better to keep my mouth shut

Im just going to focus on moving out of here by feb of next year which I was doing anyway Dating for me seems to attract women who are too opposite of me