The following is a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington.
? My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
? Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
? Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.
? Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
? Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
? John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
? Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
? Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
? Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
? Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
? Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
? Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
? Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
? Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
? My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
? Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
? Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
? Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
? Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
? Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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? My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
? Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
? Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.
? Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
? Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
? John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
? Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
? Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
? Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
? Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
? Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
? Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
? Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
? Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
? My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
? Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
? Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
? Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
? Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
? Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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