Saw West World, decided to buy an outfit..

Mission cracked corn and I don't care, Mission cracked corn and I don't care, Mission cracked corn and I don't caaaaaaaaaaare!!!

I got Olympic gold! I got Olympic gold!

The outfit is completely wrong for an Amish..

Posted by thatfish
The outfit is completely wrong for an Amish..

Actually very reassuring, because I don't want to look Amish. I know for sure they don't wear this kind of hat.

They don't use buttons either..

Posted by thatfish
They don't use buttons either..

Or take selfies

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by thatfish
They don't use buttons either..

Or take selfies

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They actually do that...

They have smart phones and use social media..

Posted by mission
😆 Ended up looking Amish instead.

You look honest.

I'll buy some cheese or furniture from you.

Posted by thatfish

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by thatfish
They don't use buttons either..

Or take selfies

They actually do that...

They have smart phones and use social media..

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Nah their whole thing is no modern tech. Hence the candle light and horse and buggy ish.

You could do a career as an Amish hit man....

clip clop clip clop clip clop *BANG* clip clop clip clop clip clop

Posted by aquanib
You look like a farmer, cca 1800+, possibly even up to 1900-ish.

If you don't want to be a farmer, you can be the land owner, that US government sent west in wagons with families to claim land....again cca 1800 something. You're missing weapons for that though.

Peasant it is. 😄

Love it

The alternative, with a pair of the canvas pants in black (not shown):

Old man river called he wants his fuck boy

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Old man river called he wants his fuck boy

Sorry man, I'm straight.

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by thatfish

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by thatfish
They don't use buttons either..

Or take selfies

They actually do that...

They have smart phones and use social media..

Nah their whole thing is no modern tech. Hence the candle light and horse and buggy ish.

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You obviously don't know any Amish or live around any...

Trust me, they use smart phones.. run electricity in their houses off of generators.. they pimp the buggies with under carriage neon lights, stereo systems, etc..

Not saying they all do, like the older ones, or the ones in charge like bishops of the church... but the majority of them do though..