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Slapper wanted.
Posted by LionTamerI apologize, Mr LionTamer, but we are not accepting your application at this time. The reasons are explained below:
so many options in 2018
- too ugly. Giving you a 3 would be generous.
- your fixation on pomeranians & other canines in general instead of female humans is deemed too gross-af. Leads to questionable personal hygiene.
- your inability to get it up is well-documented (your words, not mine).
- wrong gender.
Posted by LionTamer
heavy orders a pizza
hello this is heavy i would like to order a big sausage pizza for me and jed
please give is your location sir
i live in a dorm room 69
ok sir that will be 4.99 pizza is on us if we are late for 45 mins
radios jed
eagle one are you in place
i’m here eagle 2
great slash the tires on the delivery bikes and sprint back home
copy eagle 1
over 45 mins later
here is your free pizza sir
see jed i told you this was better than coupons
your straight relationship act with the hireling didn't last long, huh? Too busy pawing your dog to function like a real man. Now you're back indulging your REAL obsession: us.
Thanks for the publicity & the bumps, sport.
Posted by LionTamerWait wot?? What on earth gave you the impression this is for ME? If it was for me, I would've asked for DICK. I've never looked at pussycat that way and I never will.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowno thank you for playing the greatest game on dxpPosted by LionTamerI apologize, Mr LionTamer, but we are not accepting your application at this time. The reasons are explained below:
so many options in 2018
- too unattractive. Giving you a 3 would be generous.
- your fixation on pomeranians & other canines in general instead of female humans is deemed too gross-af. Leads to questionable personal hygiene.
- your inability to get it up is well-documented (your words, not mine).
- wrong gender.
the let’s pretend we have options gameclick to expand
Posted by AliensusedourbogrollSee "loose morals" or "Gemitati".
The English definition of slapper?
Posted by LionTamerloose assholes > bestialityPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowloose morals > loose assholesPosted by AliensusedourbogrollSee "loose morals" or "Gemitati".
The English definition of slapper?click to expand
womp womp
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeI may have but I don't remember. It's not me you'd be hooking up with though; sorry to disappoint lol. But don't worry, he's hotter than me and you'd definitely get a "rise" out of him. With me you wouldn't. 100% into dick.
Do I qualify?
You’ve seen what I look like, haven’t you?
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeIn fact it is, but only if you live in Australia. I'm not paying for international Air JedPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowIs this a serious search/listing?Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeI may have but I don't remember. It's not me you'd be hooking up with though; sorry to disappoint lol. But don't worry, he's hotter than me and you'd definitely get a "rise" out of him. With me you wouldn't. 100% into dick.
Do I qualify?
You’ve seen what I look like, haven’t you?click to expand
Posted by SpaceBirdGod no, I wouldn't know what to do with her. Well I would but I wouldn't wanna touch "it". So it would defeat the purpose of this listing.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowIs she for you?Posted by FantumAre you offering?
I thought you were genuinely searching for a hoe to slap you.click to expand
Posted by FantumDon't know, I wasn't there. But it probably went something like dis.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI don't meet your criteria. 😢Posted by FantumAre you offering?
I thought you were genuinely searching for a hoe to slap you.
But I've got a good slapping arm.click to expand
Why would you want to push the person you love into bed with a woman, where there is a chance he may really like it and want to do it more ?
Isn't he bisexual and not quite clear on what he wants ?
Russian roulette
Isn't he bisexual and not quite clear on what he wants ?
Russian roulette
Posted by MyStarsShineIt's always been a russian roulette. Can't get any worse than falling in love with a straight guy, but the past 12 months have been beyond my wildest dreams and I'm gonna treasure them forever no matter what. But stuffing my head in the sand and pretending it was never a possibility would be quite stupid of me. My Virgo moon is too much of a worrywart to let that go.
Why would you want to push the person you love into bed with a woman, where there is a chance he may really like it and want to do it more ?
Isn't he bisexual and not quite clear on what he wants ?
Russian roulette
He entered his first serious relationship at 24, with a man no less, had minimal sexual contact with either gender before that. It wouldn't be fair to him to minimize his life experiences because I want him all to myself. I know what I want because I know I'm 100% gay. I've been in love 3 times, I've been several different men in my 33 years of life, I've explored it. But he hasn't. In his own words, his attraction to me goes beyond gender.
He has to experience both sides of the life coin before he can decide what he wants for sure. I don't believe we're gonna fall out over this, we've got too much history and too strong of a bond. But if being with a man isn't what he truly wants, who am I to say otherwise? I don't own him, I just love him.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI was just wondering of you were looking for a woman in a threesome MMF and wonder how that would go with a gay male couple lolPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeI may have but I don't remember. It's not me you'd be hooking up with though; sorry to disappoint lol. But don't worry, he's hotter than me and you'd definitely get a "rise" out of him. With me you wouldn't. 100% into dick.
Do I qualify?
You’ve seen what I look like, haven’t you?click to expand
Posted by LionTamerMy man parts work just fine, unlike yours. In that way, I'm 100 times the man you wish you were. So you might as well quit pretending you're straight and act your age for once because make-believe goes out of fashion at around 5 years old, and you ain't convincing anyone.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by MyStarsShineIt's always been a russian roulette. Can't get any worse than falling in love with a straight guy, but the past 12 months have been beyond my wildest dreams and I'm gonna treasure them forever no matter what. But stuffing my head in the sand and pretending it was never a possibility would be quite stupid of me. My Virgo moon is too much of a worrywart to let that go.
Why would you want to push the person you love into bed with a woman, where there is a chance he may really like it and want to do it more ?
Isn't he bisexual and not quite clear on what he wants ?
Russian roulette
He entered his first serious relationship at 24, with a man no less, had minimal sexual contact with either gender before that. It wouldn't be fair to him to minimize his life experiences because I want him all to myself. I know what I want because I know I'm 100% gay. I've been in love 3 times, I've been several different men in my 33 years of life, I've explored it. But he hasn't. In his own words, his attraction to me goes beyond gender.
He has to experience both sides of the life coin before he can decide what he wants for sure. I don't believe we're gonna fall out over this, we've got too much history and too strong of a bond. But if being with a man isn't what he truly wants, who am I to say otherwise? I don't own him, I just love him.click to expand
Except maybe CC. Then again she'd stake her life on the existence of the Fir....erm, Easter Bunny so.......
Posted by SpaceBirdI definitely know I'm 100% gay, but I can give him an erection and he's (self-admittedly) gotten a boner by thinking about a particular woman.
i think you know if you are gay straight or bi...
So I guess that makes him bi. But "guess" isn't good enough. My Virgo moon wants absolutes.
Posted by saggurl88Indeed, keep wondering. It'd be fairly one-sided and she'd be bored af.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI was just wondering of you were looking for a woman in a threesome MMF and wonder how that would go with a gay male couple lolPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeI may have but I don't remember. It's not me you'd be hooking up with though; sorry to disappoint lol. But don't worry, he's hotter than me and you'd definitely get a "rise" out of him. With me you wouldn't. 100% into dick.
Do I qualify?
You’ve seen what I look like, haven’t you?click to expand
BUT I did have a Cancer girl friend several years back who appeared to be a gay man in a woman's body. She was OBSESSED with images of gay man sex. She was a bit of a nightmare to deal with in that way because she kept asking me to tell her stories.
Sort of like this, but less gross.
Because she was in her 20s and not 60s
Posted by LionTamerthis could be you and firebunny but you keep playing games
maybe he just got tired of stealing food
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Throwing her WAY under the bus! LMAOPosted by saggurl88Indeed, keep wondering. It'd be fairly one-sided and she'd be bored af.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI was just wondering of you were looking for a woman in a threesome MMF and wonder how that would go with a gay male couple lolPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeI may have but I don't remember. It's not me you'd be hooking up with though; sorry to disappoint lol. But don't worry, he's hotter than me and you'd definitely get a "rise" out of him. With me you wouldn't. 100% into dick.
Do I qualify?
You’ve seen what I look like, haven’t you?
BUT I did have a Cancer girl friend several years back who appeared to be a gay man in a woman's body. She was OBSESSED with images of gay man sex. She was a bit of a nightmare to deal with in that way because she kept asking me to tell her stories.
Sort of like this, but less gross.
Because she was in her 20s and not 60sclick to expand
Posted by hydorahActually this CAN be you and Ands, if you have the balls to admit it to him and yourself. Get a good cam, get your own Skype account and you can wear thisPosted by LionTamerthis could be you and firebunny but you keep playing games
maybe he just got tired of stealing foodclick to expand
he can wear that
and let the wild times roar. GRRRRRRR. You've been sucking his dick for so long, might as well make it official.
Posted by nano25. We met when he was 20. And lol you don't have to tell me he's got a weird bone, he's Leo-dominant and I experienced his wild side before we were even official.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowHow old is he? Is it typical for someone his age to be so confused about his orientation still?Posted by SpaceBirdI definitely know I'm 100% gay, but I can give him an erection and he's (self-admittedly) gotten a boner by thinking about a particular woman.
i think you know if you are gay straight or bi...
So I guess that makes him bi. But "guess" isn't good enough. My Virgo moon wants absolutes.
A lot of straight men who are very, very horny are sexual deviants. In my college town, a lot of the frat boys like to fuck trannies... I have seen their ads and messages to an ex friend of mine. Maybe Jed is straight and he was experimenting with his sexuality, but ultimately wants to be with a woman. He probably doesn't want to hurt your feelings too, I'd imagine? So maybe that's why he's acting confused.click to expand
But generally speaking, I wouldn't exactly call him conservative but he was raised in a very good home. His mother is awesome and all the kids were raised with proper values and morals. He doesn't take sex lightly. He only goes the distance with those he has serious feelings for, that's why he'd never been in a relationship before.
Time will tell.
Posted by LionTamerNext level trolling skills 😂Posted by DeleterNerdthis shouldn’t happen when you have so many options bro in 2018
Poor thing. So in love youre willing to accept abuse and abuse yourself.click to expand
Lmao'd the whole time I was reading your posts.
Posted by DolluxxeDude seriously? Only 5 year olds or those with Down Syndrome would consider this "next level trolling skills" considering how easily he's blown out of the water by cold hard facts. All he accomplishes is being one step closer to getting banned againPosted by LionTamerNext level trolling skills 😂Posted by DeleterNerdthis shouldn’t happen when you have so many options bro in 2018
Poor thing. So in love youre willing to accept abuse and abuse yourself.
Lmao'd the whole time I was reading your posts.click to expand
I don’t qualify lol
Posted by DeleterNerdWell......like my favorite general said once
Poor thing. So in love youre willing to accept abuse and abuse yourself.
A good tactician does not make a move until he's seen all the angles.
I may be crazy but I'm not stupid.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow"I don't own him, I just love him"Posted by MyStarsShineIt's always been a russian roulette. Can't get any worse than falling in love with a straight guy, but the past 12 months have been beyond my wildest dreams and I'm gonna treasure them forever no matter what. But stuffing my head in the sand and pretending it was never a possibility would be quite stupid of me. My Virgo moon is too much of a worrywart to let that go.
Why would you want to push the person you love into bed with a woman, where there is a chance he may really like it and want to do it more ?
Isn't he bisexual and not quite clear on what he wants ?
Russian roulette
He entered his first serious relationship at 24, with a man no less, had minimal sexual contact with either gender before that. It wouldn't be fair to him to minimize his life experiences because I want him all to myself. I know what I want because I know I'm 100% gay. I've been in love 3 times, I've been several different men in my 33 years of life, I've explored it. But he hasn't. In his own words, his attraction to me goes beyond gender.
He has to experience both sides of the life coin before he can decide what he wants for sure. I don't believe we're gonna fall out over this, we've got too much history and too strong of a bond. But if being with a man isn't what he truly wants, who am I to say otherwise? I don't own him, I just love him.click to expand
Wise words
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few tears is what get y'all to do shit for us
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- You have to be between the ages of 21-30.
- You have to be all-naturale. No plastic boos, fake tan or fake keister.
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- Gals with loose morals and/or Aqua/Sag-heavy charts are encouraged to apply.
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