i need to stop being alpha

all the girls I work with fake cry and get the guys to do their work for them

@ men y'all are easy to fool, I should have seen it coming knowing that you get excited and sad over sports

few tears is what get y'all to do shit for us

If I wasnt an ugly crier alpha I wouldve fake cried my way to the top

so beta dxperz, I need tips please

the edginess is getting on the way. I want to be super sensitive and manipulative think cancer-sensitive, gemini-pisces-cap-all signs but virgo-manipulation levels

🕵🏻‍♀️📝

i want people to help me out but then im be too shy when they help me

and i feel like I owe them a lot and get stressed over it

send help

Posted by xkraft
@startwars

Which Arbey's do u work at?

🥊

this is why you wont get the virgo

Posted by tiziani

Posted by startwars

send help

there see, you've already got the damsel routine down on pat.

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Should I give her some tips? 😛

Posted by tiziani

Posted by startwars

send help

there see, you've already got the damsel routine down on pat.

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lmao

Posted by nano
Just wear a low cut shirt and smoosh your boobies together

Thats even more effective than beta cuck tears

Get it 🍼

#sluttyvirgo

thing is even when they offer help IT STRESSES ME OUT

my whiny ass: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THIS DONE BY TOMORROW?!?!?!

Taurus co: you don't have to, send it to (name 3rd party) and he'll get it done

My whiny ass has integrity: no. he won't be able to finish it all by himself -_-

Taurus: it's his job

My whiny ass: I don't know...it's a lot

Taurus: if you'd like to stay up all night to get it done then...

My whiny ass: *stays up all night to get it done*

Posted by ACsquarepluto

When you need help take it without doubting that you needed it or feeling you owe the person anything. Its in both of your best interests that the job is done as smoothly as possible

but whoever is offering help has either a free time or other stuff to do I don't want to burden them

Posted by xkraft
I just saw the Libra/Scorp I called fat, (unintentionally) and she rolled her eyes at me when I tried to smile at her.

And I'm her boss.

That's a real work problem.

geminis bosses are the problem

#victim

Step 1 would be to quit your job.

Step 2: beg for job back.

Posted by tiziani

Posted by justagirl

Posted by tiziani

Posted by startwars

send help

there see, you've already got the damsel routine down on pat.

Should I give her some tips? 😛

fire away!

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OkAY!

@startwars

First you find them and beat them with a bat 🏏

Next you burn it all!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Lastly and this is important, find someone that you can blame for everything! You don't want it to come back to you!

Good luck and my the odds ever be in your favor!

😎

Just switch jobs and start selling plasma instead.

No guilt, no taxes, no tears needed.

I always thought being bitchy worked

When I worked at IHOP the men would always help me and I never cried

I just played hot and cold