smelliest person you've dated

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by myhusbands on Saturday, September 26, 2026 and has 4 replies.

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@myhusbands

pisces accountant for me

she had this weird sweater on

when she took it off and my nose passed her armpits I could smell something funky

rocking body though

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@Soul
11 Years10,000+ Posts

I can't say I've dated a woman I thought smelled bad. I could smell an Aries chick's ass once while fucking her doggy style , but we were on a 3 day binge and camping. Completely passable imo, and somewhat primitive.

When it comes to smelly people I've encountered men are the worst. A close Libra friend of mine was really bad. Though, he was also French and overweight, which makes a huge difference. Not to mention smoked weec and cigarettes. We were doing a tile job on a residential once, and he smelled like absolute shit. The homeowner left, and I made him take a quick whore bath in their bathroom sink. The biggest problem was even when he did shower, he never did laundry. Also didn't wear underwear. So over time his pants became underwear, and taking showers did nothing to stop the stink. It truly pissed me off.

I can't say much though because during the worst parts of my alcoholism I quit showering too. I'd go weeks just washing my groin and nothing else. Also you eventually develop a specific smell that isn't BO or taint. Its like you can smell the dead skin flakes rotting on your skin, along with sweating pure ammonia. Shit was fucked. I've been showering daily since I quit drinking though, and can't even imagine not.

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@Jumpin_Jupiter
7 Years5,000+ Posts

Like soul I've encountered smelly men and it almost pain me to say I've also encountered smelly women too. Between the two genders I don't know who smells the worse. They all smell like nicotine, alcohol and body odor at least here in my city. I used to work with two young dudes that had underarm odor smelt like hash browns and their signs was pisces and cancer they were brothers and used to come to work smelling horrid and sometimes the cancer dude would spray deodorant body spray on top of his odor and smell even worse and some or should I say most women smells like nicotine mostly the ones that smokes very heavy. Imagine dating a smelly nicotine lady. The Sagittarius smoked and used to have a nicotine scent seem like from head to toe. I know sometimes it be hot but a nice cold shower won't hurt nobody. That's how I do it I take cold showers in the summer and let that cold water run all over my hot sizzling body and still come out sweating but hey at least I shower. Since I don't go to beaches and swimming pools cold showers is my way of cooling off.

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@Mare-E-Sole

Not possible… I have extremely low tolerance for bad body odor or bad breath.

I even have a hard time maintaining a friendship if that person stinks 🤢.

The physical reaction within me is just too strong ☹️.