the astrological roster (pretending we have options thread)

scorpio 22

cancer 28

virgo 33

aqua 23

talk big game but don't deliver

aries 22

pisces 20

virgo 17

What we got going on here? Dumb it down for me..

oh right I had paragraphs but it vanished

the signs and ages of the women I've dated in the last several months

Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

My Taurus midheaven in the 10th only cares about money right now.

Posted by Polyannanana
Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

do you have a mid 30's up only rule or it just happened?

Posted by PilatesBod
My Taurus midheaven in the 10th only cares about money right now.

I'm a cancer midheaven

should I care more about boobies than thigh gaps?

Posted by Polyannanana
Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

check the seven reflections with the taurus

I was promised a spouse at 42 by bazi

so I'm dating around

I was trying to buy the virgo 17 lol

the scorpio I feel is in a hoe phase or just simply a hoe which isn't bad I'm just saying

I met another scorpio in a hoe phase and she said she was really insecure when we met and going through some things

I was like really?? I would never have guessed if she hadn't told me

she had a scorpio tattoo lol

symbol only not the crustacean looking thing

she ghosted me and never returned my jacket

that's coz I pretended to be interested in her friend for a threesome

I kind of figured out that was a deal breaker for her so I pressed that button coz I wanted to stay a hookup and no attachments

the cancer is like a dancer in Japan

she buys me designer perfume and ramen

she's cool has big tits like a cancer but she has like 4 sponsors (2 American dudes 1 Japanese and 1 Chinese baby daddy)

not dating because he took my hesitation as rejection but we meet "accidentally", younger virgo 26

For a few weeks or longer

Gemini 32 huge fake tits but crazy

Libra 29 libras always feel like little sisters to me

Pisces 37 she did a few tattoos on me

Scorpio 26 (this chick was actually marreid.. to another scorpio)

Virgo 42

1 or 2 dates if you count those:

Aqua 35ish she coincidentally dated only wealthy guys.. 2 of her previous exes had strangely won the lottery. What a coincidence She married 1 and was divorced a month later. Just very weird. Felt like I needed to have a prenup just to take her out. If she'd had dated them before winning, if have married her on the spot... how big of a lucky charm could you get?

Cancer 19 im 44, it was flattering, but weird, and I felt weird. Still hit it though.. 😆

Posted by myhusbands
the scorpio I feel is in a hoe phase or just simply a hoe which isn't bad I'm just saying

I met another scorpio in a hoe phase and she said she was really insecure when we met and going through some things

I was like really?? I would never have guessed if she hadn't told me

she had a scorpio tattoo lol

symbol only not the crustacean looking thing

she ghosted me and never returned my jacket

that's coz I pretended to be interested in her friend for a threesome

I kind of figured out that was a deal breaker for her so I pressed that button coz I wanted to stay a hookup and no attachments

How long was you with the Leo?

Posted by Flitzpiepe

Posted by myhusbands
the scorpio I feel is in a hoe phase or just simply a hoe which isn't bad I'm just saying

I met another scorpio in a hoe phase and she said she was really insecure when we met and going through some things

I was like really?? I would never have guessed if she hadn't told me

she had a scorpio tattoo lol

symbol only not the crustacean looking thing

she ghosted me and never returned my jacket

that's coz I pretended to be interested in her friend for a threesome

I kind of figured out that was a deal breaker for her so I pressed that button coz I wanted to stay a hookup and no attachments

How long was you with the Leo?

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3 years