the astrological roster (pretending we have options thread)

scorpio 22

cancer 28

virgo 33

aqua 23

talk big game but don't deliver

aries 22

pisces 20

virgo 17

oh right I had paragraphs but it vanished

the signs and ages of the women I've dated in the last several months

Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

My Taurus midheaven in the 10th only cares about money right now.

Posted by Polyannanana
Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

do you have a mid 30's up only rule or it just happened?

Posted by PilatesBod
My Taurus midheaven in the 10th only cares about money right now.

I'm a cancer midheaven

should I care more about boobies than thigh gaps?

Posted by Polyannanana
Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

check the seven reflections with the taurus

I was promised a spouse at 42 by bazi

so I'm dating around

I was trying to buy the virgo 17 lol

the scorpio I feel is in a hoe phase or just simply a hoe which isn't bad I'm just saying

I met another scorpio in a hoe phase and she said she was really insecure when we met and going through some things

I was like really?? I would never have guessed if she hadn't told me

she had a scorpio tattoo lol

symbol only not the crustacean looking thing

she ghosted me and never returned my jacket

that's coz I pretended to be interested in her friend for a threesome

I kind of figured out that was a deal breaker for her so I pressed that button coz I wanted to stay a hookup and no attachments

the cancer is like a dancer in Japan

she buys me designer perfume and ramen

she's cool has big tits like a cancer but she has like 4 sponsors (2 American dudes 1 Japanese and 1 Chinese baby daddy)

Posted by Flitzpiepe

Posted by myhusbands
the scorpio I feel is in a hoe phase or just simply a hoe which isn't bad I'm just saying

I met another scorpio in a hoe phase and she said she was really insecure when we met and going through some things

I was like really?? I would never have guessed if she hadn't told me

she had a scorpio tattoo lol

symbol only not the crustacean looking thing

she ghosted me and never returned my jacket

that's coz I pretended to be interested in her friend for a threesome

I kind of figured out that was a deal breaker for her so I pressed that button coz I wanted to stay a hookup and no attachments

How long was you with the Leo?

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3 years

Posted by Flitzpiepe
For a few weeks or longer

Gemini 32 huge fake tits but crazy

Libra 29 libras always feel like little sisters to me

Pisces 37 she did a few tattoos on me

Scorpio 26 (this chick was actually marreid.. to another scorpio)

Virgo 42

1 or 2 dates if you count those:

Aqua 35ish she coincidentally dated only wealthy guys.. 2 of her previous exes had strangely won the lottery. What a coincidence She married 1 and was divorced a month later. Just very weird. Felt like I needed to have a prenup just to take her out. If she'd had dated them before winning, if have married her on the spot... how big of a lucky charm could you get?

Cancer 19 im 44, it was flattering, but weird, and I felt weird. Still hit it though.. 😆

lol the aqua is sus

the virgo 33 is my fav coz she looks the best yeah shallow I know lol

but like she looks good at night like some slutty shein top

then the next day she looks like an old librarian like what in the game of thrones witchery is this?!

I initially matched with her friend who is 23 but the vibes were friendly and with her so she said she'd introduce me to her friend/ coworker and that happened to be the virgo otherwise that age is out of my range but because of her I sometimes adjust it now to 33/34 just to see

aqua a bit too small for me at 4'11

banged a lot in the beginning but eventually we just smoked out and just hung out

she brought in some money for me and then she borrowed some money and the paid it back then borrowed again then ghosted lol

maybe coz she couldn't pay me back but I didn't ask her to anyway since she brought in some money

Posted by Polyannanana
Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

I’m so confused and curious to know more. Could you please explain what makes you want to stay with the Taurus when you said he was boring?

I’m also curious to know what about the relationship makes you want to have sex with someone that bores you?

And it surprised me that after you had sex with Mr. Boring… you found the sex to be good?!? Was that surprising to you?

Good like satisfactory or good like 🔥YUMMY 🔥good?!?

Please help me understand, I am super curious 👀 , as this is SO different from what I would do!

Last thing I would ever want to do is have sex with someone I find boring…lol 🫣.

But find it interesting when others function in ways I find very unexpected.

Posted by Flitzpiepe
For a few weeks or longer

Gemini 32 huge fake tits but crazy

Libra 29 libras always feel like little sisters to me

Pisces 37 she did a few tattoos on me

Scorpio 26 (this chick was actually marreid.. to another scorpio)

Virgo 42

1 or 2 dates if you count those:

Aqua 35ish she coincidentally dated only wealthy guys.. 2 of her previous exes had strangely won the lottery. What a coincidence She married 1 and was divorced a month later. Just very weird. Felt like I needed to have a prenup just to take her out. If she'd had dated them before winning, if have married her on the spot... how big of a lucky charm could you get?

Cancer 19 im 44, it was flattering, but weird, and I felt weird. Still hit it though.. 😆

How did you meet the Scorpio? Did she ever explain why she wandered?

I honestly love the Scorpio + Scorpio combination.

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Posted by Polyannanana

Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

I’m so confused and curious to know more. Could you please explain what makes you want to stay with the Taurus when you said he was boring?

I’m also curious to know what about the relationship makes you want to have sex with someone that bores you?

And it surprised me that after you had sex with Mr. Boring… you found the sex to be good?!? Was that surprising to you?

Good like satisfactory or good like 🔥YUMMY 🔥good?!?

Please help me understand, I am super curious 👀 , as this is SO different from what I would do!

Last thing I would ever want to do is have sex with someone I find boring…lol 🫣.

But find it interesting when others function in ways I find very unexpected.

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She said she found HIM boring, not the sex. Compartmentalizing. She thinks like a dude.

Posted by zillennial

Posted by myhusbands

aqua a bit too small for me at 4'11

banged a lot in the beginning but eventually we just smoked out and just hung out

she brought in some money for me and then she borrowed some money and the paid it back then borrowed again then ghosted lol

maybe coz she couldn't pay me back but I didn't ask her to anyway since she brought in some money

I dont like how saturn ppl deal with money 😅

Is like their core thing, everything they do they are counting the coins

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maybe she found a husband

it's so nice when the seven reflections checks out

like YESSSS I can let the Aries mercury fly say I believe in Aliens wear my trump hat in public and she will just let me coz she's more attracted according to the calculator

Posted by zillennial

Posted by myhusbands

aqua a bit too small for me at 4'11

banged a lot in the beginning but eventually we just smoked out and just hung out

she brought in some money for me and then she borrowed some money and the paid it back then borrowed again then ghosted lol

maybe coz she couldn't pay me back but I didn't ask her to anyway since she brought in some money

I dont like how saturn ppl deal with money 😅

Is like their core thing, everything they do they are counting the coins

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my Capricorn buddy won't talk to anyone not wearing at least an audemars piguet royal oak

we don't hang out that much anymore coz they're all married and when I'm there they have to talk about dating with me so that entails they have to talk about their cheating lol

also they asked me why I vanished for decades from their circle and who were my friends

I told them in our own terms that you don't need friends if you have a roster

and now they're always messaging me oh ands does your girl have a friend for me we can go 2v2 at your place

I'm like I'm an only child and dating is a 1v1 game but I'm a good buddy so I keep an eye out and in 1 case a girl matched with me coz she needed money I told her I don't do sugar baby so I passed her off to my Aries friend and he's pretty happy banging her now

updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

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Posted by Polyannanana

Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

I’m so confused and curious to know more. Could you please explain what makes you want to stay with the Taurus when you said he was boring?

I’m also curious to know what about the relationship makes you want to have sex with someone that bores you?

And it surprised me that after you had sex with Mr. Boring… you found the sex to be good?!? Was that surprising to you?

Good like satisfactory or good like 🔥YUMMY 🔥good?!?

Please help me understand, I am super curious 👀 , as this is SO different from what I would do!

Last thing I would ever want to do is have sex with someone I find boring…lol 🫣.

But find it interesting when others function in ways I find very unexpected.

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Noo he is very hot and yummy and a cool guy too 😂

But he is an athlete so he has a strict schedule and diet he has to follow and needs to rest a lot so that part is boring 😄

I like experimenting with life and making crazy travel plans and staying up late sometimes so that's where we don't match.

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Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Polyannanana

Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

I’m so confused and curious to know more. Could you please explain what makes you want to stay with the Taurus when you said he was boring?

I’m also curious to know what about the relationship makes you want to have sex with someone that bores you?

And it surprised me that after you had sex with Mr. Boring… you found the sex to be good?!? Was that surprising to you?

Good like satisfactory or good like 🔥YUMMY 🔥good?!?

Please help me understand, I am super curious 👀 , as this is SO different from what I would do!

Last thing I would ever want to do is have sex with someone I find boring…lol 🫣.

But find it interesting when others function in ways I find very unexpected.click to expand

Noo he is very hot and yummy and a cool guy too 😂

But he is an athlete so he has a strict schedule and diet he has to follow and needs to rest a lot so that part is boring 😄

I like experimenting with life and making crazy travel plans and staying up late sometimes so that's where we don't match.

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Aaahhhhh… this makes much more sense to me now 😅👌.

He’s not boring, but the life he leads is boring and conflicts with yours, got it 😅👌.

You and he actually mesh with your personalities and connection in a 🔥HOT 🔥 way.

It sounds like it won’t work out in the long run if you want to life your life path, but just something to definitely keep right now while it’s still not an issue, since there are lots of positives too.

Good luck finding that balance with him 🤗🫶

Posted by Flitzpiepe

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Flitzpiepe
For a few weeks or longer

Gemini 32 huge fake tits but crazy

Libra 29 libras always feel like little sisters to me

Pisces 37 she did a few tattoos on me

Scorpio 26 (this chick was actually marreid.. to another scorpio)

Virgo 42

1 or 2 dates if you count those:

Aqua 35ish she coincidentally dated only wealthy guys.. 2 of her previous exes had strangely won the lottery. What a coincidence She married 1 and was divorced a month later. Just very weird. Felt like I needed to have a prenup just to take her out. If she'd had dated them before winning, if have married her on the spot... how big of a lucky charm could you get?

Cancer 19 im 44, it was flattering, but weird, and I felt weird. Still hit it though.. 😆

How did you meet the Scorpio? Did she ever explain why she wandered?

I honestly love the Scorpio + Scorpio combination.click to expand

She was bored, and she had been glowing up, apparently. Im assuming she wanted the attention. They had been marreid for a while, i guess. I met him, didnt realize they were married (that pissed me off that i met him and nothing was said by either of them, but also, they didnt act married at all, neither one lit up at all at the sight of the other. You would seriously never know they were marreid). He was a very boring person, well 1 dimensional I guess - he was a soundcloud musician, but a super nice guy. I said "was" like he's dead, im sure he's still a very boring person. She still wears me out on SM. She has a geat personality other than that 😆... and ive never cheated, but roles reversed, i ld strongly consider it 🤣. I mean, you can just tell he's a missionary man. Thats it.

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😳 Yikes! I wonder if they have an open marriage…🤔.

They do say Scorpio + Scorpio is either Fire or Ice. Seems like they are ice 🫤.

What do you mean by “she still wears me out on SM”?

How did you meet her?

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Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Polyannanana

Mine 😂 guys I dated in 1 year in cronological order

Virgo 36 (dated him before)

Cancer 38

Leo 35

Scorpio 35

Taurus 36 (dated him before)

I'm only keeping the Taurus. But still looking too because he is a bit boring 😂

I should probably accept boredom and settle down with him. Sex is good and his music taste is alright. And he is the hottest lol

I’m so confused and curious to know more. Could you please explain what makes you want to stay with the Taurus when you said he was boring?

I’m also curious to know what about the relationship makes you want to have sex with someone that bores you?

And it surprised me that after you had sex with Mr. Boring… you found the sex to be good?!? Was that surprising to you?

Good like satisfactory or good like 🔥YUMMY 🔥good?!?

Please help me understand, I am super curious 👀 , as this is SO different from what I would do!

Last thing I would ever want to do is have sex with someone I find boring…lol 🫣.

But find it interesting when others function in ways I find very unexpected.

click to expand

She said she found HIM boring, not the sex. Compartmentalizing. She thinks like a dude.

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Thanks for your input, but you were incorrect.

Posted by myhusbands
updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

lol… so your first list was from a few months ago and this updated list is from what’s happened in the last two days?

Where do you meet these women? And how is it that you haven’t met the half-Indian Virgo yet?

You’re funny 😛

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by myhusbands

updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

lol… so your first list was from a few months ago and this updated list is from what’s happened in the last two days?

Where do you meet these women? And how is it that you haven’t met the half-Indian Virgo yet?

You’re funny 😛

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I just talked to the Aries and pisces the other day but I don't think I can consider them as part of a roster if I've never banged them and it seems like I never will idk they talk a big game and I don't begrudge them for being flakey

the virgo 17 told her friend I was too touchy lol

I just chalk that up to she wasn't attracted in the first place with a whopping 0.5 attraction that is the lowest I have ever seen

Posted by zillennial

Posted by myhusbands

updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

What is the pfp rank so far

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1.virgo

2. cancer

3. virgo

none are ideal situationships the first 2 will leave in a few months

virgo will work in Europe

cancer will go back dancing in Japan lol

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Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by myhusbands

updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

lol… so your first list was from a few months ago and this updated list is from what’s happened in the last two days?

Where do you meet these women? And how is it that you haven’t met the half-Indian Virgo yet?

You’re funny 😛click to expand

I just talked to the Aries and pisces the other day but I don't think I can consider them as part of a roster if I've never banged them and it seems like I never will idk they talk a big game and I don't begrudge them for being flakey

the virgo 17 told her friend I was too touchy lol

I just chalk that up to she wasn't attracted in the first place with a whopping 0.5 attraction that is the lowest I have ever seen

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the half Indian virgo lives far like not in my state

not in my city is fine if it's the next one over but not in my state is farrrr

Posted by Flitzpiepe

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Flitzpiepe

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Flitzpiepe
For a few weeks or longer

Gemini 32 huge fake tits but crazy

Libra 29 libras always feel like little sisters to me

Pisces 37 she did a few tattoos on me

Scorpio 26 (this chick was actually marreid.. to another scorpio)

Virgo 42

1 or 2 dates if you count those:

Aqua 35ish she coincidentally dated only wealthy guys.. 2 of her previous exes had strangely won the lottery. What a coincidence She married 1 and was divorced a month later. Just very weird. Felt like I needed to have a prenup just to take her out. If she'd had dated them before winning, if have married her on the spot... how big of a lucky charm could you get?

Cancer 19 im 44, it was flattering, but weird, and I felt weird. Still hit it though.. 😆

How did you meet the Scorpio? Did she ever explain why she wandered?

I honestly love the Scorpio + Scorpio combination.click to expand

She was bored, and she had been glowing up, apparently. Im assuming she wanted the attention. They had been marreid for a while, i guess. I met him, didnt realize they were married (that pissed me off that i met him and nothing was said by either of them, but also, they didnt act married at all, neither one lit up at all at the sight of the other. You would seriously never know they were marreid). He was a very boring person, well 1 dimensional I guess - he was a soundcloud musician, but a super nice guy. I said "was" like he's dead, im sure he's still a very boring person. She still wears me out on SM. She has a geat personality other than that 😆... and ive never cheated, but roles reversed, i ld strongly consider it 🤣. I mean, you can just tell he's a missionary man. Thats it. click to expand

😳 Yikes! I wonder if they have an open marriage…🤔.

They do say Scorpio + Scorpio is either Fire or Ice. Seems like they are ice 🫤.

What do you mean by “she still wears me out on SM”?

How did you meet her?click to expand

No. Well, maybe she does, he clearly does not lol. I feel like he just isnt interesting in general. Maybe he has a taurus or cap placements idk. I met him. Shes very curious and intellectual, and I imagine she's bored, I was bored, and I don't have to live with him. He's a nice guy though.

I actually went to school with her, apparently. She was a few years below me. I didnt know her while i was in school, but we partied together after I graduated, yet she was still in high school. Not sex back then with her, that im aware of (i was under the influence a lot, and woke up with chicks i didnt even know back then - it was just a different time). I knew she had a crush on me because she always wanted to be with me, if I went somewhere she had to go, I dropped her off when the people she came with baled, she'd follow me around any time we were near each other. Apparently I caught someone trying to SA her in a bathroom.

The friend I mentioned was going through a tough time, that we used to have huge parties all week long? She was part of that scene. But I hadn't seen or talked to her, in a long time.

When I got back on SM she reached out.

I feel like, and I may be misreading her altogether, but i feel.like shes safe and bored, knows dude isnt going anywhere, she remembers things about me that makes me think she had a bigger crush than I was aware of, and this is her YOLO.. as big of a whore as i was back then, and just all around degenerate 😆, she hasnt snet me 3 eggplants, though.. youre the scorpio woman, you tell me whats going here.

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lol… those eggplants really had an impact on you 😝, maybe she hasn’t sent them to you because you never had sex with her 🤷🏻‍♀️.

Seems like that time of your life was a blur. At first you said you didn’t know her at school and she “apparently” attended and was a few yrs younger. As soon if you have no memory. But then, you say you actually hung out and she would follow you?

So maybe because you were wasted most of the time, you were in a haze BUT she was present and created memories.

Scorpios have excellent memories - so I wouldn’t put too much importance in her clarity of the past.

If she is curious, intelligent, extroverted, going through a glow up (as you mentioned), she might be getting ready for some changes in her life… extreme changes even.

Her following you might be her liking you. I’m not sure because I have no idea what connected you together.

Also, when I was young and through high school, I had a habit of being more affectionate, reach out, call, hangout with guys I was NOT attracted to… but felt safe with.

I was shy and less prone to reach out IF I was attracted. She’s doing the opposite- but maybe she wasn’t shy 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by myhusbands

updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

lol… so your first list was from a few months ago and this updated list is from what’s happened in the last two days?

Where do you meet these women? And how is it that you haven’t met the half-Indian Virgo yet?

You’re funny 😛click to expand

I just talked to the Aries and pisces the other day but I don't think I can consider them as part of a roster if I've never banged them and it seems like I never will idk they talk a big game and I don't begrudge them for being flakey

the virgo 17 told her friend I was too touchy lol

I just chalk that up to she wasn't attracted in the first place with a whopping 0.5 attraction that is the lowest I have ever seen

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the half Indian virgo lives far like not in my state

not in my city is fine if it's the next one over but not in my state is farrrr

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How come you haven’t seen a picture of her yet?

And what’s up with Virgo 17?!? I hope that was a typo… sounds super YOUNG.

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Posted by myhusbands

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Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by myhusbands

updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

lol… so your first list was from a few months ago and this updated list is from what’s happened in the last two days?

Where do you meet these women? And how is it that you haven’t met the half-Indian Virgo yet?

You’re funny 😛click to expand

I just talked to the Aries and pisces the other day but I don't think I can consider them as part of a roster if I've never banged them and it seems like I never will idk they talk a big game and I don't begrudge them for being flakey

the virgo 17 told her friend I was too touchy lol

I just chalk that up to she wasn't attracted in the first place with a whopping 0.5 attraction that is the lowest I have ever seen

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the half Indian virgo lives far like not in my state

not in my city is fine if it's the next one over but not in my state is farrrr

click to expand

How come you haven’t seen a picture of her yet?

And what’s up with Virgo 17?!? I hope that was a typo… sounds super YOUNG.

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who? I've seen all of them in person except virgo 19 who has pictures

nope no typo 17

I was gonna buy her as a pet like rocket

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Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by myhusbands

updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

lol… so your first list was from a few months ago and this updated list is from what’s happened in the last two days?

Where do you meet these women? And how is it that you haven’t met the half-Indian Virgo yet?

You’re funny 😛click to expand

I just talked to the Aries and pisces the other day but I don't think I can consider them as part of a roster if I've never banged them and it seems like I never will idk they talk a big game and I don't begrudge them for being flakey

the virgo 17 told her friend I was too touchy lol

I just chalk that up to she wasn't attracted in the first place with a whopping 0.5 attraction that is the lowest I have ever seen

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the half Indian virgo lives far like not in my state

not in my city is fine if it's the next one over but not in my state is farrrr

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How come you haven’t seen a picture of her yet?

And what’s up with Virgo 17?!? I hope that was a typo… sounds super YOUNG.click to expand

who? I've seen all of them in person except virgo 19 who has pictures

nope no typo 17

I was gonna buy her as a pet like rocket

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Aahh… so you have seen pics of Virgo 19! Sounded like you had no idea if she would or would not have bulging eyeballs.

I guess you saw a pic that looked like she might have bulging eyeballs… I was confused.

Damn… 17 is considered a in many countries, including the Philippines as a child/ minor. I can understand her reactions now. She’s just young.

@Flitzpiepe

I know you were goofing, it was fun🙃🙌. Yes, all my Scorpio placements are in the 1st house I have no choice BUT to live life vigorously…lol. And although it wasn’t my intention, I did get extra enjoyment out of sharing an experience and having “the audience” feel it as if it happened to them, so I felt gratified knowing your panties got wet 😂🫶.

Re: what you shared - damn, poor girl on her period. I can only imagine how traumatic that evening was for her.🥺

This is like the third time I hear of Taurus getting beyond furious when a girl changes her mind on the path to having sex.

What is that? Ego? Blue balls? Why so angry & cold?

Re: Scorpio - You probably had a huge impression on her because you did very crazy things without thinking too much about the consequences. She was assessing your character and observing you…. I’m like that too (with everyone). But, maybe you stood out because a part of you was violent, unleashed, extremely wild, sexually open to everyone, detached from really feeling on one end… but then, quiet (maybe introspection, internal pain), protective (you even mentioned how you intervened once while she almost got SA… she might have been forever grateful for that). Anyway, she sees your bad side and the good side…. And then she sees your facade and the real you. She probably had heart for the real you.

She probably didn’t think highly of you… but just saw the human in you and saw you were in a way suffering and hiding some real pain from your behavior. If you in any way protected her when she almost got SA’ed in the bathroom, that was it - she was loyal to the real you (the one beneath all the masks).

Re: Scorpio intentions- I don’t know enough to conclude. And I feel you are jumping the gun a bit. Just slow the pace in your over thinking, because it’s gone too far away from the present. Right now, you are still in the process of finding out.

Seems like she hasn’t clearly asked you to do something inappropriate with her, so… at this point it doesn’t seem like she’s reaching out for easy sex.

If she’s talking about the past, what is her energy? Warm, fun and safe? Judgy and cold?

I don’t think there is anything wrong with her having a male friend as a married person. I don’t think there is anything wrong with having deep convos either.

Ask her, I’m sure she will let you know. Ask about her marriage, status, arrangements.

And also, that’s only half the equation… it won’t go anywhere if you don’t want it to. So no need to get so angry or pre-judgy.

We are all flawed, you expressed some of yours and I’m sure you always hope when it is seen or shared that it is in some way understood? Not accepted, but understood? Some compassion? She might need the same when her flaws come to play and are highlighted. Just be a friend and guide her…. If needed🙂.

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updated roster

virgo 33 going to be 34

cancer 28

virgo 19 going to be 20

not a lot going on tbh

cancer is the most consistent but she has her period

the virgo wants me to forge some vouchers for a scam she's hatching lol

I haven't met the young virgo but she's half Indian and I'm worried she has bulging eyes

you know when they have eyeballs that touch the lenses of their glasses already

it's a racial flaw kind of like Putin lips on white folk

lol… so your first list was from a few months ago and this updated list is from what’s happened in the last two days?

Where do you meet these women? And how is it that you haven’t met the half-Indian Virgo yet?

You’re funny 😛click to expand

I just talked to the Aries and pisces the other day but I don't think I can consider them as part of a roster if I've never banged them and it seems like I never will idk they talk a big game and I don't begrudge them for being flakey

the virgo 17 told her friend I was too touchy lol

I just chalk that up to she wasn't attracted in the first place with a whopping 0.5 attraction that is the lowest I have ever seen

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the half Indian virgo lives far like not in my state

not in my city is fine if it's the next one over but not in my state is farrrr

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How come you haven’t seen a picture of her yet?

And what’s up with Virgo 17?!? I hope that was a typo… sounds super YOUNG.click to expand

who? I've seen all of them in person except virgo 19 who has pictures

nope no typo 17

I was gonna buy her as a pet like rocket

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Aahh… so you have seen pics of Virgo 19! Sounded like you had no idea if she would or would not have bulging eyeballs.

I guess you saw a pic that looked like she might have bulging eyeballs… I was confused.

Damn… 17 is considered a in many countries, including the Philippines as a child/ minor. I can understand her reactions now. She’s just young.

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yes I still have no idea if they will bulge

best to meet in person

yes there are two cities where you can buy 17 year olds

you just offer them clean sanitation and running water

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@Flitzpiepe

I know you were goofing, it was fun🙃🙌. Yes, all my Scorpio placements are in the 1st house I have no choice BUT to live life vigorously…lol. And although it wasn’t my intention, I did get extra enjoyment out of sharing an experience and having “the audience” feel it as if it happened to them, so I felt gratified knowing your panties got wet 😂🫶.

Re: what you shared - damn, poor girl on her period. I can only imagine how traumatic that evening was for her.🥺

This is like the third time I hear of Taurus getting beyond furious when a girl changes her mind on the path to having sex.

What is that? Ego? Blue balls? Why so angry & cold?

Re: Scorpio - You probably had a huge impression on her because you did very crazy things without thinking too much about the consequences. She was assessing your character and observing you…. I’m like that too (with everyone). But, maybe you stood out because a part of you was violent, unleashed, extremely wild, sexually open to everyone, detached from really feeling on one end… but then, quiet (maybe introspection, internal pain), protective (you even mentioned how you intervened once while she almost got SA… she might have been forever grateful for that). Anyway, she sees your bad side and the good side…. And then she sees your facade and the real you. She probably had heart for the real you.

She probably didn’t think highly of you… but just saw the human in you and saw you were in a way suffering and hiding some real pain from your behavior. If you in any way protected her when she almost got SA’ed in the bathroom, that was it - she was loyal to the real you (the one beneath all the masks).

Re: Scorpio intentions- I don’t know enough to conclude. And I feel you are jumping the gun a bit. Just slow the pace in your over thinking, because it’s gone too far away from the present. Right now, you are still in the process of finding out.

Seems like she hasn’t clearly asked you to do something inappropriate with her, so… at this point it doesn’t seem like she’s reaching out for easy sex.

If she’s talking about the past, what is her energy? Warm, fun and safe? Judgy and cold?

I don’t think there is anything wrong with her having a male friend as a married person. I don’t think there is anything wrong with having deep convos either.

Ask her, I’m sure she will let you know. Ask about her marriage, status, arrangements.

And also, that’s only half the equation… it won’t go anywhere if you don’t want it to. So no need to get so angry or pre-judgy.

We are all flawed, you expressed some of yours and I’m sure you always hope when it is seen or shared that it is in some way understood? Not accepted, but understood? Some compassion? She might need the same when her flaws come to play and are highlighted. Just be a friend and guide her…. If needed🙂.

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Oh, well, we fugged. That was the energy she even approached me with form the satrt. Thats why i made my assumption he was a missionary man. Thats all im going to say on this.

In all honesty, it doesnt matter her motives or reasoning, I dont care. Im just not interested anymore. And, im good. Like im good at that level. Thats aspect is solid now. Im 44 yo, priorities to me are values and character, im attracted to beauty, who isnt, but the whole getting to know someone enough to determine how much you want to invest was fugging exhausting, and honestly often disappointing.

To be honest, she was the primary inspiration for the thread i made a while back. I just also knew things that could happen, if I was right. I think I was. So I did it.

I think im an OG retardmaxxer 😆 , I just do things. Then think them through in reverse, like god intended.. 🙌

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Oh damn 😳… am I understanding this correctly?

You ALREADY had sex with her (like recently since she reached out on SM)?

And after you had sex, you found out she was married?

If so, sounds like she reached out for easy/fast sex and a good time… recalling your character back then, and confirming it was the same since she got sex right away.

She might assume you are the same as before ☹️.

I don’t recall the thread you created about her, please refresh my memory 🫣.

And try not to be so hard on yourself. It is what it is.

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@Flitzpiepe

I know you were goofing, it was fun🙃🙌. Yes, all my Scorpio placements are in the 1st house I have no choice BUT to live life vigorously…lol. And although it wasn’t my intention, I did get extra enjoyment out of sharing an experience and having “the audience” feel it as if it happened to them, so I felt gratified knowing your panties got wet 😂🫶.

Re: what you shared - damn, poor girl on her period. I can only imagine how traumatic that evening was for her.🥺

This is like the third time I hear of Taurus getting beyond furious when a girl changes her mind on the path to having sex.

What is that? Ego? Blue balls? Why so angry & cold?

Re: Scorpio - You probably had a huge impression on her because you did very crazy things without thinking too much about the consequences. She was assessing your character and observing you…. I’m like that too (with everyone). But, maybe you stood out because a part of you was violent, unleashed, extremely wild, sexually open to everyone, detached from really feeling on one end… but then, quiet (maybe introspection, internal pain), protective (you even mentioned how you intervened once while she almost got SA… she might have been forever grateful for that). Anyway, she sees your bad side and the good side…. And then she sees your facade and the real you. She probably had heart for the real you.

She probably didn’t think highly of you… but just saw the human in you and saw you were in a way suffering and hiding some real pain from your behavior. If you in any way protected her when she almost got SA’ed in the bathroom, that was it - she was loyal to the real you (the one beneath all the masks).

Re: Scorpio intentions- I don’t know enough to conclude. And I feel you are jumping the gun a bit. Just slow the pace in your over thinking, because it’s gone too far away from the present. Right now, you are still in the process of finding out.

Seems like she hasn’t clearly asked you to do something inappropriate with her, so… at this point it doesn’t seem like she’s reaching out for easy sex.

If she’s talking about the past, what is her energy? Warm, fun and safe? Judgy and cold?

I don’t think there is anything wrong with her having a male friend as a married person. I don’t think there is anything wrong with having deep convos either.

Ask her, I’m sure she will let you know. Ask about her marriage, status, arrangements.

And also, that’s only half the equation… it won’t go anywhere if you don’t want it to. So no need to get so angry or pre-judgy.

We are all flawed, you expressed some of yours and I’m sure you always hope when it is seen or shared that it is in some way understood? Not accepted, but understood? Some compassion? She might need the same when her flaws come to play and are highlighted. Just be a friend and guide her…. If needed🙂.

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Oh, well, we fugged. That was the energy she even approached me with form the satrt. Thats why i made my assumption he was a missionary man. Thats all im going to say on this.

In all honesty, it doesnt matter her motives or reasoning, I dont care. Im just not interested anymore. And, im good. Like im good at that level. Thats aspect is solid now. Im 44 yo, priorities to me are values and character, im attracted to beauty, who isnt, but the whole getting to know someone enough to determine how much you want to invest was fugging exhausting, and honestly often disappointing.

To be honest, she was the primary inspiration for the thread i made a while back. I just also knew things that could happen, if I was right. I think I was. So I did it.

I think im an OG retardmaxxer 😆 , I just do things. Then think them through in reverse, like god intended.. 🙌

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Oh damn 😳… am I understanding this correctly?

You ALREADY had sex with her (like recently since she reached out on SM)?

And after you had sex, you found out she was married?

If so, sounds like she reached out for easy/fast sex and a good time… recalling your character back then, and confirming it was the same since she got sex right away.

She might assume you are the same as before ☹️.

I don’t recall the thread you created about her, please refresh my memory 🫣.

And try not to be so hard on yourself. It is what it is.

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Correct. To all that.

Possibly. Shes still messaging me though. Im not judging, im sure she has reasons she feels justifies her actions. I dont know thier situation. I just don't want that for me, nor do I need it. Im so far from the person I was in the time she remembered me from. I mean, thats me, but thats not me. Like my boy wanting me to smoke with him. Like once I get out of a box, I will not get back in. I can talk about my time in the box, remember what it was liem I that box. A lot of life has been lived between then and now, for me.

Kinda like the old saying:

" a man never steps in the same river twice - because its not the same river, and he's not the same man"

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I have to say, it wasn’t nice of her to not tell you about her husband.

I’m thinking she just wanted what she wanted without any resistance, so it wasn’t worth it for her to explain too much.

And like you said, her reasons are still unknown. Open marriage might still be a possibility.

If you are clear where you stand, none of this really matters. What’s done was done and you could just leave it there.

She’s reaching out because she is connected to you. You shared the past and now some other intimate experience- she is comfortable.

Maybe if you see her again, you should ask why she kept tight-lipped about her hubby. As it would have been nice for you to know.

And maybe you can share more about yourself so she could understand you are no longer the person you used to be. She might not be aware and assume you are, since the sex was so effortless and without conditions.

@Flitzpiepe -

You said:

“She lied by omission to make me do what she wanted..”

I said:

“ I’m thinking she just wanted what she wanted without any resistance, so it wasn’t worth it for her to explain too much. “

I forgot to add “ or delays” after the word resistance.

Based on info you’ve shared, I believe her intent is still in question for me and this is why:

You said that the last time she saw you, she would see you at parties and while half passed out, have RANDOM and various women sit on you, grind and off to the bedroom.

Her last memory of you is that you could care LESS who you had sex with, all they had to do was sit on you… that was the only prerequisite… they initiate, you go for it. Very simple.

So, if that is her last memory of you, why would she think she would HAVE TO LIE to you to get what she wants? This part I question… I wonder if it was just her being PRACTICAL. Perhaps in her mind, her relationship status is a non-issue for you… something you could care less about. So for practical reasons, she felt no need to delay and just went for what she wanted (and assumed you’d also just want that too without looking to deep into it).

As time passed, you actually matured and created certain boundaries for yourself when it comes to sexual partners…. But she isn’t a mind-reader. She didn’t know about this new limitation you had created for yourself. Maybe it was up to you to bring that up BEFORE you had sex with her, since that was something that was new and important to you?

I don’t have all the info, so of course I might be completely off. But, just based on info given… I’m leaning towards her assuming she was dealing with the old you.

And I am getting the impression you are getting overly upset at assumptions you have of her but haven’t really confirmed anything with her. Have an HONEST talk with her and be clear.

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@Flitzpiepe -

You said:

“She lied by omission to make me do what she wanted..”

I said:

“ I’m thinking she just wanted what she wanted without any resistance, so it wasn’t worth it for her to explain too much. “

I forgot to add “ or delays” after the word resistance.

Based on info you’ve shared, I believe her intent is still in question for me and this is why:

You said that the last time she saw you, she would see you at parties and while half passed out, have RANDOM and various women sit on you, grind and off to the bedroom.

Her last memory of you is that you could care LESS who you had sex with, all they had to do was sit on you… that was the only prerequisite… they initiate, you go for it. Very simple.

So, if that is her last memory of you, why would she think she would HAVE TO LIE to you to get what she wants? This part I question… I wonder if it was just her being PRACTICAL. Perhaps in her mind, her relationship status is a non-issue for you… something you could care less about. So for practical reasons, she felt no need to delay and just went for what she wanted (and assumed you’d also just want that too without looking to deep into it).

As time passed, you actually matured and created certain boundaries for yourself when it comes to sexual partners…. But she isn’t a mind-reader. She didn’t know about this new limitation you had created for yourself. Maybe it was up to you to bring that up BEFORE you had sex with her, since that was something that was new and important to you?

I don’t have all the info, so of course I might be completely off. But, just based on info given… I’m leaning towards her assuming she was dealing with the old you.

And I am getting the impression you are getting overly upset at assumptions you have of her but haven’t really confirmed anything with her. Have an HONEST talk with her and be clear.

Ok, well, I have a little simpler view on it. Im not going to offer excuses for her. This is all very simple to me. She IS MARRIED, she has a guy whom she has committed to and signed a paper in front a of a government licensed notary... shes now entitle.to half of everything he owns, and vice versa.. And im not even going to say if she had approached me honestly, and humbly, with the truth, upfront, and allowed me to make a decision based on the facts, I wont even say for sure id have turned her down.. probably so, because loyalty top of my list.. but, she never gave me a chance to make an informed decision. I see the way she handled it as arrogant and self centered. Not to the same extreme, but similar to someone with an STD who doesn't tell the person they're having sex with (yes, I just compared the scorpio husband to herpes, I said what I said).. its gross. If shes miserable, if shes unhappy, if its a score to settle for something he did, just be grown, and do things the right way. She literally didn't let me nor her husband have any input (no pun intended) in the ENTIRE situation she dragged us into.

Plus, shes the type who demands transparency from everyone else, yet she doesn't offer anything of herself in return.. thats controlling behavior. Im just not down.

Im really not concerned with her at all, now. the only thing im wrestling with now, is popping the question to the one im with.. I bitched out over the weekend... idk..

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She is probably being very simple about you too. It seems like you both have that in common.

The subject regarding loyalty towards her husband - I don’t know what that is either. But if it’s what is generally expected, then I 100% agree with you - she is not loyal sexually.

Yeah, EOD it’s great you are no longer involved… definitely messy.

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@Flitzpiepe -

You said:

“She lied by omission to make me do what she wanted..”

I said:

“ I’m thinking she just wanted what she wanted without any resistance, so it wasn’t worth it for her to explain too much. “

I forgot to add “ or delays” after the word resistance.

Based on info you’ve shared, I believe her intent is still in question for me and this is why:

You said that the last time she saw you, she would see you at parties and while half passed out, have RANDOM and various women sit on you, grind and off to the bedroom.

Her last memory of you is that you could care LESS who you had sex with, all they had to do was sit on you… that was the only prerequisite… they initiate, you go for it. Very simple.

So, if that is her last memory of you, why would she think she would HAVE TO LIE to you to get what she wants? This part I question… I wonder if it was just her being PRACTICAL. Perhaps in her mind, her relationship status is a non-issue for you… something you could care less about. So for practical reasons, she felt no need to delay and just went for what she wanted (and assumed you’d also just want that too without looking to deep into it).

As time passed, you actually matured and created certain boundaries for yourself when it comes to sexual partners…. But she isn’t a mind-reader. She didn’t know about this new limitation you had created for yourself. Maybe it was up to you to bring that up BEFORE you had sex with her, since that was something that was new and important to you?

I don’t have all the info, so of course I might be completely off. But, just based on info given… I’m leaning towards her assuming she was dealing with the old you.

And I am getting the impression you are getting overly upset at assumptions you have of her but haven’t really confirmed anything with her. Have an HONEST talk with her and be clear.

Ok, well, I have a little simpler view on it. Im not going to offer excuses for her. This is all very simple to me. She IS MARRIED, she has a guy whom she has committed to and signed a paper in front a of a government licensed notary... shes now entitle.to half of everything he owns, and vice versa.. And im not even going to say if she had approached me honestly, and humbly, with the truth, upfront, and allowed me to make a decision based on the facts, I wont even say for sure id have turned her down.. probably so, because loyalty top of my list.. but, she never gave me a chance to make an informed decision. I see the way she handled it as arrogant and self centered. Not to the same extreme, but similar to someone with an STD who doesn't tell the person they're having sex with (yes, I just compared the scorpio husband to herpes, I said what I said).. its gross. If shes miserable, if shes unhappy, if its a score to settle for something he did, just be grown, and do things the right way. She literally didn't let me nor her husband have any input (no pun intended) in the ENTIRE situation she dragged us into.

Plus, shes the type who demands transparency from everyone else, yet she doesn't offer anything of herself in return.. thats controlling behavior. Im just not down.

Im really not concerned with her at all, now. the only thing im wrestling with now, is popping the question to the one im with.. I bitched out over the weekend... idk.. click to expand

She is probably being very simple about you too. It seems like you both have that in common.

The subject regarding loyalty towards her husband - I don’t know what that is either. But if it’s what is generally expected, then I 100% agree with you - she is not loyal sexually.

Yeah, EOD it’s great you are no longer involved… definitely messy.

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And I thought about that, thats why i deduced she thought i was still the same guy from 20 some odd years ago... im basing my judgments on the person i saw before me and the behavior she exhibits currently..

Maybe she'll use it as fuel for growth, I hope she does. I just hopes she includes her husband into some of the decision making processes that involve him.

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lol… she probably saw you thinking you would NEVER judge her bad behavior because of your past.

Boy was she wrong 🤣

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Is that really fair though? To compare a 20 year old single guy, who was only about having a good time, no kids, no real responsibilities .. i mean, i wouldnt have fugged a marreid woman then either...I didnt need to. Compared to an almost 40 YO married woman, with kids, a job, all your standard responsibilities..

I was just unbound and living, enjoying my youth good or bad, but i never manipulated anyone to allow me to have a good time at their expense.. she could have shot her shot at me then if she really liked and hung onto who I was for so long,. i feel like she was afraid. Scratch that she told me she was. Not sure of what, but something.. she made a series of decisions, that left her unfulfilled, she settled, stuffed whatever she wanted down (and this is based on more than just me, things she told me about other aspects of her life), and now she wants a mulligan..

I had my fun. I learned my lessons. I feel like ive evolved fairly well over the last 20 years.. but i hope everyone evolves in that amount of time.

Sorry, didn’t see this response.

No, I’m not comparing you vs. her at all. Not at all how I see things.

I just think that you and I handle things very differently… that’s all 🙃.