STICK STICK IN THE EYE

YEP GOT A SPLINTER IN MY RIGHT EYE FRIDAY THEY TOOK IT OUT SATURDAY, BUT EVERY THING IS BLURRY.

Lol

< wondering how the hell you get a splinter in your eye

Is this a joke?
Cap jokes go over my head a lot admittedly

I wish no I was spliting wood with an ax and the one small peice flow up hit me in the eye. after I was done I went to the house and saw a little piece. So I went to Surguery Saturday and had it taken out. They gave me drops should be better by next week. If not one must remember the one eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Posted by james tate
If not one must remember the one eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Lol & there it is

Well I hope your eye feels better!!!

doesn't hurt but is blurry I have 20/20 hope it isn't effected

True! What a waste...women have two boobies you should have two eyes to google at them!

true very true

Take care of the eyeball Tater. Hopefully the drops they gave you are antibiotic and have a numbing effect. Next time you decide to play Paul Bunyan, wear protective eyewear. Yes, not fashionable and really does nothing for the whole manful striding into the Great Outdoors, but do it anyways.

more like middle aged man cutting wood a fallen tree for next winter.

Well quit trying to make off with lumber. You need that for the wood burner. Middle aged? Well scoot over James. Me too.

Tater, you should be fine. The cornea is the fastest healing organ in the body. My ex got a piece of metal in his once... he left it in for a couple of days and it began to rust.... they had to remove it then drill out the hole to remove the rust left behind. He recovered very quickly and his vision wasnt affected. I hope the same will apply. I wouldnt want you to miss out on all that T&A you speak so fondly of seeing! 😉

LLLTBL and V/B they took my eyeball out of my head and laid it on a little platform on the machine and removed the splinter I was amezed how easy they remove your eye.

Oh yes, it just pops out like a grape from its skin. Disturbing, isn't it?

Posted by ianthepisces
I guess the saying "its better than a sharp stick in the eye" doesnt apply here...

Dang, I wanted to say that.....

It is even starting to clear off the blurr but the drops make it blurry again

Use them anyways. Have a patch? Could be dashing.

LOL Swashbuckling Tate, hoisting the mizzenmast and hollering "All hands on deck!" I'll leave the citrus over here..starboard, not aft. Wouldn't want anyone getting scurvy.

I need a bird to set on me.

Oh aye, you do. Excuse me please.... ( laughing so hard I've got tears in my eyes ) ..

Argh..... Tater be all about pillaging of the booty and roundin up the wenches.

I can picture him now with his grog in one hand and his cat'o nine tails in the other yelling "flog me now you wenches or you'll be walkin the plank!"

^ LOL!!!!

you people are lossing your minds
I still need a bird to go with the patch

I thought you had a gray dove already? Or were you in need of something a bit more flash..parrot perhaps.

maybe a ROOK

Intelligent bird, group of them is called a murder I do believe. Like glossy black feathers, and the Poe-esque feeling to it?

I shall now dub thee sir, Heathcliff..*bonking you with wand*

careful you don,t get bonked with my wand

Is that a threat? *brow raised* Or a challenge...

THE PATCH MAY COME OFF TODAY

Well good, that will help with your field of vision. You can stop looking at everything sideways like a rooster. My youngest put her thumb in my eye when she was 10 months of age, cut my cornea with her nail. So I've done the whole patch thing before too. Not fun.

I may go to the writing page and do my lateist poem
A STICK IN MY EYE MADE ME CRY.

LOL!! Please do...

I did

I know.