
Eleventh
@The_eleventh_sign_11
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Posted by Slicks
dude you are hilarious. seriously, you should have a youtube channel



Posted by SlicksPosted by The_eleventh_sign_11Posted by Slicks
dude you are hilarious. seriously, you should have a youtube channel
I do, you should subscribe biatch??_.
lol. post a linkclick to expand

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Its because I do things by myself and don't ask for help.
another thing I hate are phones, My phone and your phone??_..My phone is a shitty thing I used for work only??_I hate getting calls or msgs and I hate hearing other peoples phones ring or peoples conversations??_..I hate people who have them at the dinner table swell??_..if I'm working at a restaurant and I ask you who's plate is this and you don't answer me because you face was in your phone you better hope that I don't burn myself because I have been burnt before and it took every ounce of my strength not to smash my plate over the customers head.




Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Yeh I don't have a youtube channel i only retorted because slicks said "I should" have a youtube channel when I stated that its something I hate though I did like the context he put it in.
LOL @ watercup you do realise pregnant women aren't fat and that they have a baby inside them hahaha!!
Yeh I have a friend who complains and bitches to me about our circle of friends because they don't give him enough attention then he goes above and beyond to be their taxi and supply them weed and on top of it he bosses me around in front of them because he knows I'm like his only true friend so he thinks he can get away with it, boy does he have a shock next time he comes to me with all his problems.
My foot looks like a hand when I spread my toes..




Posted by chemengin
I hate when women where heels they act helpless.




Posted by WaterCup
My son also has long hair that he is very obsessed with. Leo rising. He does this weird thing when his hair is wet after a bath...he bows his head & throws it back or move it side to side. He likes it when it swishes around. He has gay tendencies lol.
Come next year it'll be all gone because our schools expect boys to have short hair & not be braided up like some old Indian woman. He'll die lol.

Posted by WaterCupLOL I see black girls like this. They always touching it or throwing it back. I just shake my head. usually I have mine up in a bun, in the lab I caught my hair on fire once. I forgot i had it down and i was leaning forward trying to get some gas out of the bunsen burner, forgot I had the other one lit. and swoosh! hair on fire! So its not down my back anymore, its to the middle of my back. never wore it down again. LMAO. now that im pregnant its growing like crazy, when i have the baby I'm getting 5 inches cut off.
LOL @ the hair thing. So true. When it gets too long some people find it hard to believe it's real. I don't get it.
Also some black girls with really long, natural hair make me laugh. Just yesterday, I saw one walking with her friends...they were about to cross the street. A ONE WAY STREET. But she kept looking left & right like a bird. Very fast too. I know why, she just wanted to swing the hair. LMAO. Some of us like swing(able) hair. It's like a new talent comparable to flying or something as fantastic. Weave swing is very different to natural swing hence some people will keep looking in all directions even though they're on a one way street.
But I think people in general like hair. My white coworker sometimes come to in a ponytail, bun or whatever, I think she forgets because I often catch her swinging/flicking imaginary hair off her face. It's quite hilarious to watch lol.

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
thanks slicks
Hahah chem fuck I never thought how weird it wold be to have a stranger rub my belly.
Fuck I hate it when people touch my hair its so rude/racist
I hate it as well when white people say I should grow my hair like its some sort of novel idea for them to see me with an afro??_..go fuck yaselves



Posted by chemenginPosted by WaterCup
My son also has long hair that he is very obsessed with. Leo rising. He does this weird thing when his hair is wet after a bath...he bows his head & throws it back or move it side to side. He likes it when it swishes around. He has gay tendencies lol.
Come next year it'll be all gone because our schools expect boys to have short hair & not be braided up like some old Indian woman. He'll die lol.
he sounds adorable WC. 🙂 I heard they dont allow the boys to have long hair. This guy at work, he is from Johannesburg his wife brought their kids up for bring your kids to work day. LOL, she didnt get the little boys hair cut, he had a little afro. The father was fussing at his wife, she was like, " when I took him to the barber he just started screaming and laying on the floor kicking!" The father seemed so embarrassed. But his son looked so cute with his little fro.click to expand

Posted by chemenginPosted by WaterCupLOL I see black girls like this. They always touching it or throwing it back. I just shake my head. usually I have mine up in a bun, in the lab I caught my hair on fire once. I forgot i had it down and i was leaning forward trying to get some gas out of the bunsen burner, forgot I had the other one lit. and swoosh! hair on fire! So its not down my back anymore, its to the middle of my back. never wore it down again. LMAO. now that im pregnant its growing like crazy, when i have the baby I'm getting 5 inches cut off.
LOL @ the hair thing. So true. When it gets too long some people find it hard to believe it's real. I don't get it.
Also some black girls with really long, natural hair make me laugh. Just yesterday, I saw one walking with her friends...they were about to cross the street. A ONE WAY STREET. But she kept looking left & right like a bird. Very fast too. I know why, she just wanted to swing the hair. LMAO. Some of us like swing(able) hair. It's like a new talent comparable to flying or something as fantastic. Weave swing is very different to natural swing hence some people will keep looking in all directions even though they're on a one way street.
But I think people in general like hair. My white coworker sometimes come to in a ponytail, bun or whatever, I think she forgets because I often catch her swinging/flicking imaginary hair off her face. It's quite hilarious to watch lol.click to expand

Posted by WaterCupPosted by chemenginPosted by WaterCupLOL I see black girls like this. They always touching it or throwing it back. I just shake my head. usually I have mine up in a bun, in the lab I caught my hair on fire once. I forgot i had it down and i was leaning forward trying to get some gas out of the bunsen burner, forgot I had the other one lit. and swoosh! hair on fire! So its not down my back anymore, its to the middle of my back. never wore it down again. LMAO. now that im pregnant its growing like crazy, when i have the baby I'm getting 5 inches cut off.
LOL @ the hair thing. So true. When it gets too long some people find it hard to believe it's real. I don't get it.
Also some black girls with really long, natural hair make me laugh. Just yesterday, I saw one walking with her friends...they were about to cross the street. A ONE WAY STREET. But she kept looking left & right like a bird. Very fast too. I know why, she just wanted to swing the hair. LMAO. Some of us like swing(able) hair. It's like a new talent comparable to flying or something as fantastic. Weave swing is very different to natural swing hence some people will keep looking in all directions even though they're on a one way street.
But I think people in general like hair. My white coworker sometimes come to in a ponytail, bun or whatever, I think she forgets because I often catch her swinging/flicking imaginary hair off her face. It's quite hilarious to watch lol.
Ouch at catching fire. You're lucky you didnt end up looking like Seal lol. Be careful. Yeah, pregnancy makes her rich & it grows fast. Beautiful. How is it treating you so far? Any stretch marks? Peeing on yourself, etc 😛click to expand

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
bahahahah water cup that lady walking down a one way street thinking she's Beyonce!! fucking classic!
I remember when my str8 best friend in high school got his hair braided and he wouldn't stop turning his head making them fly around bloody POOF!


Posted by WaterCup
Chem, you poor thing. I'm sure you look gorgeous because you're beautiful to begin with. Only a few more months & you'll be holding your little one. I'm excited for you!


Posted by chemenginPosted by WaterCup
Chem, you poor thing. I'm sure you look gorgeous because you're beautiful to begin with. Only a few more months & you'll be holding your little one. I'm excited for you!
thanks WC!click to expand

Posted by munchkin
People who hold up the line by fumbling around for 10 minutes searching for their $ 1 off a purchase of $ 25 of random nonessential crap coupon. And then spend another 10 minutes arguing with the cashier whether it's still valid. Meanwhile there are impatient, frustrated people building up in line behind who are exhausted of holding an armful of items.
YOU INSUFFERABLE TWIT. TIME IS MONEY. EVER HEARD THAT? THE HALF HOUR YOU SPEND TRYING TO SAVE ONE FUCKING DOLLAR, YOUR ASS COULD'VE BEEN BACK AT WORK MAKING $ 15 IN THAT TIME. YOU NEED A DOLLAR THAT BAD, I'LL FUCKING JUST *GIVE* YOU ONE.
Except it's never anyone who actually looks needy. It's usually someone with a fake designer bag, an iphone, and a bad perm.

Posted by munchkin
Except it's never anyone who actually looks needy. It's usually someone with a fake designer bag, an iphone, and a bad perm.

Posted by WaterCup
What don't I hate lol. People are annoying.
I had this friend over a while back & her child drew this gigantic thing on my wall with a crayon. The mother thought it was cute. I almost went blind with rage. So, I hate when parents think everything they're kid is doing is cute.
I hate when pregnant women use pregnancy to get special treatment. I bet they can still do a lot of things that they were capable of doing prio to getting pregnant ie. riding some guy's dick & yet you want to skip the line & be helped 1st. Give me a break!
I hate when people speak loudly on the phone. The aries I live with speaks very loudly on the phone. I get embarrassed when he does it in public, especially when he is speaking any language other than English. Gosh. Some languages sound retarded & shouldnt be spoken outside one's own home.
I don't like teenagers lol. Sometimes I eavesdrop on their conversations in the mornings at the bus stop & I must say that I find them quite annoying & stupid. Every other word they give each other high fives. Or you almost get deafened by the noise constantly coming out of their phones.
I got too many but I'll just stop there.

Posted by ShruikanPosted by munchkin
People who hold up the line by fumbling around for 10 minutes searching for their $ 1 off a purchase of $ 25 of random nonessential crap coupon. And then spend another 10 minutes arguing with the cashier whether it's still valid. Meanwhile there are impatient, frustrated people building up in line behind who are exhausted of holding an armful of items.
YOU INSUFFERABLE TWIT. TIME IS MONEY. EVER HEARD THAT? THE HALF HOUR YOU SPEND TRYING TO SAVE ONE FUCKING DOLLAR, YOUR ASS COULD'VE BEEN BACK AT WORK MAKING $ 15 IN THAT TIME. YOU NEED A DOLLAR THAT BAD, I'LL FUCKING JUST *GIVE* YOU ONE.
Except it's never anyone who actually looks needy. It's usually someone with a fake designer bag, an iphone, and a bad perm.
Oh god... I hate that too.click to expand

Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by WaterCup
What don't I hate lol. People are annoying.
I had this friend over a while back & her child drew this gigantic thing on my wall with a crayon. The mother thought it was cute. I almost went blind with rage. So, I hate when parents think everything they're kid is doing is cute.
I hate when pregnant women use pregnancy to get special treatment. I bet they can still do a lot of things that they were capable of doing prio to getting pregnant ie. riding some guy's dick & yet you want to skip the line & be helped 1st. Give me a break!
I hate when people speak loudly on the phone. The aries I live with speaks very loudly on the phone. I get embarrassed when he does it in public, especially when he is speaking any language other than English. Gosh. Some languages sound retarded & shouldnt be spoken outside one's own home.
I don't like teenagers lol. Sometimes I eavesdrop on their conversations in the mornings at the bus stop & I must say that I find them quite annoying & stupid. Every other word they give each other high fives. Or you almost get deafened by the noise constantly coming out of their phones.
I got too many but I'll just stop there.
Lol. Where's your Mars WC?click to expand

Posted by WaterCup
What don't I hate lol. People are annoying.
I had this friend over a while back & her child drew this gigantic thing on my wall with a crayon. The mother thought it was cute. I almost went blind with rage. So, I hate when parents think everything they're kid is doing is cute

Posted by sassafrasPosted by WaterCup
What don't I hate lol. People are annoying.
I had this friend over a while back & her child drew this gigantic thing on my wall with a crayon. The mother thought it was cute. I almost went blind with rage. So, I hate when parents think everything they're kid is doing is cute
A few years ago a couple that my ex was friends with came over for a night- no one said she would bring her kids (that I didn't even know she had). The kids being over wasn't my issue, it was the lack of a heads up. Secondly, this woman let her little girl grab my items and even pulled my guitar off the wall and she dropped it of course, the mom thought it was cute. Then the girl spotted my guitar hero guitar controller as I secured the Ibanez in my room. To which she pulled off the stickers and broke the whammy bar. Thank god it wasn't my Ibanez. The mom did not care. And where was the little boy?? In my kitchen! Pulling KNIVES out of my drawers. The little boy smiled when he saw I noticed, as he continued to pull the knife out raised my eyebrow and he froze. Stare down. Kid slowly put the knife back, closed the drawer and never left his moms side the rest of the night.
The parents? Did not care. The mom never even lifted her ass up from my couch. Amazing how my eyebrow did a better job at parenting than two parents combined. What I hate: inconsiderate people and bad parenting.
... And bananas. They're gross!click to expand


Posted by WaterCupPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by WaterCup
What don't I hate lol. People are annoying.
I had this friend over a while back & her child drew this gigantic thing on my wall with a crayon. The mother thought it was cute. I almost went blind with rage. So, I hate when parents think everything they're kid is doing is cute.
I hate when pregnant women use pregnancy to get special treatment. I bet they can still do a lot of things that they were capable of doing prio to getting pregnant ie. riding some guy's dick & yet you want to skip the line & be helped 1st. Give me a break!
I hate when people speak loudly on the phone. The aries I live with speaks very loudly on the phone. I get embarrassed when he does it in public, especially when he is speaking any language other than English. Gosh. Some languages sound retarded & shouldnt be spoken outside one's own home.
I don't like teenagers lol. Sometimes I eavesdrop on their conversations in the mornings at the bus stop & I must say that I find them quite annoying & stupid. Every other word they give each other high fives. Or you almost get deafened by the noise constantly coming out of their phones.
I got too many but I'll just stop there.
Lol. Where's your Mars WC?
It's in Scorpio. Little things really get on my nerves. Big things, not so much. People think I have an inappropriately placed anger button, because I explode over the dumbest shit. I think I'm slightly crazy tbh.click to expand

Posted by WaterCupPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by WaterCup
What don't I hate lol. People are annoying.
I had this friend over a while back & her child drew this gigantic thing on my wall with a crayon. The mother thought it was cute. I almost went blind with rage. So, I hate when parents think everything they're kid is doing is cute.
I hate when pregnant women use pregnancy to get special treatment. I bet they can still do a lot of things that they were capable of doing prio to getting pregnant ie. riding some guy's dick & yet you want to skip the line & be helped 1st. Give me a break!
I hate when people speak loudly on the phone. The aries I live with speaks very loudly on the phone. I get embarrassed when he does it in public, especially when he is speaking any language other than English. Gosh. Some languages sound retarded & shouldnt be spoken outside one's own home.
I don't like teenagers lol. Sometimes I eavesdrop on their conversations in the mornings at the bus stop & I must say that I find them quite annoying & stupid. Every other word they give each other high fives. Or you almost get deafened by the noise constantly coming out of their phones.
I got too many but I'll just stop there.
Lol. Where's your Mars WC?
It's in Scorpio. Little things really get on my nerves. Big things, not so much. People think I have an inappropriately placed anger button, because I explode over the dumbest shit. I think I'm slightly crazy tbh.click to expand


Posted by WaterCup
Plus my sister is very delusional when it comes to her house & kids. I asked her if she ever gets embarrassed when people come over & see the village of people that live on her walls. She said "no" & went on rambling how she saw a J-Lo interview on Oprah. Allegedly, Oprah asked J-Lo about motherhood & her twins. J-Lo then went on talking about her kids were scribbling things on the walls, etc. I get that, it's part of their learning stage, BUT I'm sure J-Lo or any sane mother for that matter, wont live like that & allow the "art" to continue. It makes zero sense. But she thinks J-Lo has a house like hers just because she happened to mention a few accidents with the crayon to Oprah. LMAO. She's insane.


Posted by starlover
Tedious people
Child and animal cruelty
Egg white
People who moan and whine and who are grumpy ~ not attractive
Loud voices
Liars


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I hate it when parents take their babies to the zoo or theme parks and they get all stressed out and shit, why the fuck would you take a 1yo in a pram along with your other kids to a crowded place and expect to have a great time and whats the point? the kids not gonna remember and your just gonna be stressed pushing a crying kid around??_.fucking breeders??_
Men who over compensate with cars or having a psycho dog??_..Don't you know how much of a fucking loser you are hiding behind a dog / vehicle?
Iggy Azealia and all the fans who perpetuate her shit mono tonal hip hop rapping bullshit??_..I downloaded her album when it first came out to have a listen and it was the the same bullshit coming out of her nose and I can't stand it??_??_on the other side of the spectrum is Azealia Banks who is my fucking hero.
Picky eaters and food wasters- Or anyone who doesn't eat my food, If you complain in my presence or if I just so much as hear you sniff I will starve you to death under my roof.
People Shushing me??_..(shudders)??_.I am so insecure that if I am shushed I will destroy you later down the track and you won't even know that it was because you shushed me??_..I've never shushed anyone unless it was someone being really obnoxious or singing out of key in which case I'll tell them to shut the fuck up??_..but being shushed is taboo with me.
David letterman - how the fuck did he get a show—_..how can people sit and laugh at him being a smug shmuck bewilders me.
People who wear their Veganism like next seasons poncho on the runway??_??_.And I hate being called uncompassionate by some smug hipster
Peoples Opinions??_??_Or people who say "you should" I get this from my mother, in my family you never tell my mum "You should"??_.she will nicely reply "I shouldn't have to do anything"??_
Bossy people / people who order other people around??_??_.I'm sorry if you are one of those people but where the fuck do you get off bossing people around—_??_you want something done then fucking do it yourself??_??_the reason I hate bossy people is because I always give into them eventually lol??_.I just don't want to make a scene over being asked to do something so I just do it??_.but seriously so many people are useless??_.I guess its bec