what do you do when you see a huge coachroach

on the kitchen counter.

"nah I aint fucking with you"

I just walked out....

that's his territory now he won it for being the fugliest thing Ive ever seen...

Squish it

I can see this roach from my bedroom staring at me...

Or take it outside

too messy im probably gonna catch..

Now the question is.... with what

Or, you know, dance with it

A paper towel or something

this little nigga has quick reflexes...

BUT HE'S HOLDING HIS GROUND.

I respect that...

Im gonna call him Doug

Posted by CluelessCancer
why he got to be black tho!

that's racist.

don't hate on my little homie :C

Hiiii, Doug

doug and I are having a moment I think he wants me to come for him..

I don't want to hurt him but he has over stayed his welcome im hungry..

Are you going to eat him now?

I had told doug that he needs to hop my little plastic thing so i can throw outside my window..

Ironically I found 3 fly swatters.

One good swat and he's a goner...

DON'T TEST MY PATIENCE DOUG.

Posted by Blue18
Are you going to eat him now?

No child I will use him in one of my potions to hex my enemies.

Aw, he gonna fall to his death

The fly swatters are shaped like lady bugs,,

WHO BOUGHT THIS SHIT?

How humiliating for Doug..

Posted by Blue18
Aw, he gonna fall to his death

no he's a roach he would make it.

Or gonna get squished by a ladybug fly swatter

THIS ROACH JUST DODGED MY STRIKE.

has the audacity to stand his ground?

Damn if I was roach size doug would have beaten my ass for sure.
then sucked out my bodily fluids.

Russian Roulette is now playing rn.

I feel like this is the conclusion to our standoff!!!

BRB

Dun dun dun

I bet you ate a roach once on a dare 😛

I just put on my rms gfs plastic hair nets picked it up by its hind legs and thew it outside..

I actually grew attached to a roach... lol...

Posted by Hotbeefy
I would still do Taxidermy if that cockroach so huge & rare.

To be honest i wouldn't be surprised if the roaches around here were radioactive
I would be paranoid that it spits out weird acid that melts your face off.

I've grown attached to a ruler before 😛

Bye bye little fella!

WHY DID'NT YOU TELL ME BEFORE ROACHES TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

yah did you know mnt dew lowers your sperm count.
It's the man trying to cut down population control.
lol jk

You mean cochineal dye that was used back in the day more lol
everything is article now which probably isn't that best

artificial**

And there's bugs and stuff in peanut butter

and it starbucks

stahp

95? more like 60's
More or less because gathering insects for mass production would be more expensive than just using artificial dye.

I would believe they use it in "natural flavors/dye"

Insects are the "secret ingredients" aha

I had a scorpion pop before.

It was not so bad mainly because your are distracted by the candy

Posted by Blue18
Insects are the "secret ingredients" aha

that does not really bother me because we use other nasty things in products like they use bat shit for mascara.

Kill him. How else? Then I'll get rid of the rest of his family and colony.

Posted by warmwaters

Posted by Blue18
Insects are the "secret ingredients" aha

that does not really bother me because we use other nasty things in products like they use bat shit for mascara.

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I don't mind having bat shit on my eyelashes

And people wonder why cancer is an epidemic

Posted by Hotbeefy
Taxidermy.

LET FRED GO!