@SoftMachine
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What is more dangerous than going back to sleep after your alarm sounds?
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
Messaging your dates without using notepad first
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by SoftMachine
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your neck and die.
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You managed most of that without even waking up.
Trying to cum before it switches to the dude's face.
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by SoftMachine
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by SoftMachine
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your neck and die.
You managed most of that without even waking up.
That's my point. It's more dangerous than going back to sleep after your alarm goes off.
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Such is life when your body can't keep up with your Leo moon.
risqué bottle moves
Farting when you have diarrhoea
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by SoftMachine
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.
click to expand
fixed it for you
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by SoftMachine
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.
fixed it for you
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xD brutal
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by SoftMachine
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.
fixed it for you
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wut
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Arkansassy
Posted by SoftMachine
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.
fixed it for you
-____________-
wut
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Meow
cum in me daddy
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What is more dangerous than going back to sleep after your alarm sounds?