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so?
what would you do for a Klondike bar?
so?
Disgusting
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
Posted by Qbone
Disgusting
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
even with the nestle crunch chocolate layer??
Posted by DMVPosted by Qbone
Disgusting
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
even with the nestle crunch chocolate layer??click to expand
Sweet should be the ladies I love, not consumable stuff made from god knows what.
Posted by THEKingofLibra
I would stab Qbone.
Now gimme my Klondike bar!!
Here is your Klondike, leave me alone with my whiskey.
Posted by QbonePosted by THEKingofLibra
I would stab Qbone.
Now gimme my Klondike bar!!
Here is your Klondike, leave me alone with my whiskey.
click to expand
lol. what is the snorkel for? she wont be needing that where shes going.
Posted by QbonePosted by DMVPosted by Qbone
Disgusting
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
even with the nestle crunch chocolate layer??
Sweet should be the ladies I love, not consumable stuff made from god knows what.click to expand
so what do you eat? everything is contaminated.
Posted by DMVPosted by QbonePosted by DMVPosted by Qbone
Disgusting
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
even with the nestle crunch chocolate layer??
Sweet should be the ladies I love, not consumable stuff made from god knows what.
so what do you eat? everything is contaminated.click to expand
Well I am not cannibal and I eat naturally available FOODS, these are not FOOD. Tell me. What part of it is not chemically processed..??
I am still insisting the fact that SWEET should be ladies I love, the rest are eaten and forgotten in matter minutes.
Am I too philosophical for you..? if so then don't mind me.
just ask your Dad...
wait... that was for a Reeses Peanutbutter Cup....
wait... that was for a Reeses Peanutbutter Cup....
Posted by everevolvingepithet
You'd have to bring more than a peanutbutter cup to impress my Dad LLLTBL 🙂
I didnt bring the Reeses peanutbutter cup......... 😉
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Smearing them on your nips would prob work though.
LOL!!! Thats what he said....
But of course, Bling! Peanutbutter on the palate will do that to you...
Posted by THEKingofLibra
Speaking of Klondikes..
LLLTBL, I've noticed you have, I think, silicone implants.. do they ever clap together when you take it from behind?
KOL... you should do a lot less thinking, they are saline.
I dont know... I cant hear over the slapping of the balls on my ass, something you wouldnt know about since yours havent dropped yet.
Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLovedPosted by THEKingofLibra
Speaking of Klondikes..
LLLTBL, I've noticed you have, I think, silicone implants.. do they ever clap together when you take it from behind?
KOL... you should do a lot less thinking, they are saline.
I dont know... I cant hear over the slapping of the balls on my ass, something you wouldnt know about since yours havent dropped yet.
Ah, must be a very quiet clap then, since your steroid powered boyfriend must have some shrinkage by now 😄click to expand
LMAO @ "Steroid Powered" thats a new one!
tsk tsk.... dont hate me because I can bench press more than you. 😉
LOL Bling.... I did almost go there actually!!!
Oh KOL.... you dont fuck with my pride. I find it quite entertaining. 🙂
Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Oh KOL.... you dont fuck with my pride. I find it quite entertaining. 🙂
I know. I felt quite dirty earlier giving you all that praise about your body and stuff, I had to rectify and balance the record straight. One hand giveth, the other just rubs one out.click to expand
Its the Libra in ya. Ill try not to hold it against you. 😉
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
LOL Bling.... I did almost go there actually!!!
With a strap on ?
All we need is Dazed_Scorp to log in and it'd be like a choo-choo train !click to expand
Oh Dear Lord! Shit just got real.
Why would I want a lesbian bar. 😛
Jk
Jk
Posted by QbonePosted by DMVPosted by QbonePosted by DMVPosted by Qbone
Disgusting
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
even with the nestle crunch chocolate layer??
Sweet should be the ladies I love, not consumable stuff made from god knows what.
so what do you eat? everything is contaminated.
Well I am not cannibal and I eat naturally available FOODS, these are not FOOD. Tell me. What part of it is not chemically processed..??
I am still insisting the fact that SWEET should be ladies I love, the rest are eaten and forgotten in matter minutes.
Am I too philosophical for you..? if so then don't mind me.click to expand
theres no such thing as naturally available foods.
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
just ask your Dad...
wait... that was for a Reeses Peanutbutter Cup....
lmao
Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
LOL Bling.... I did almost go there actually!!!
With a strap on ?
All we need is Dazed_Scorp to log in and it'd be like a choo-choo train !
You, sir, are a demented faggot. And don't reference the Human Centipede.click to expand
sick ass movie
DMV the real question is, what wouldn't I do for the girl on girl action packed delight that is Klondike.🙂
We are talking about a strip club right?
Posted by QbonePosted by DMVPosted by Qbone
Disgusting
I do prefer whiskey single malt and straight..... where is Jinn Tate..?
even with the nestle crunch chocolate layer??
Sweet should be the ladies I love, not consumable stuff made from god knows what.click to expand
As it should be.
Posted by Lobo
DMV the real question is, what wouldn't I do for the girl on girl action packed delight that is Klondike.🙂
what is with girl on girl....the fact that you get 2 sets of tits?
Posted by everevolvingepithet
You're funny without even trying DMV.
Typical woman/fire sign response ?
🙂
well....lol
Posted by DMVPosted by Lobo
DMV the real question is, what wouldn't I do for the girl on girl action packed delight that is Klondike.🙂
what is with girl on girl....the fact that you get 2 sets of tits?click to expand
Oh DMV it's common knowledge. I got it from Wikipedia.... It's serious business you know.
On the good side it's twice the personal service and positional combos + reputation bonus 🙂 On the bad side it's twice the judgment and awkward silence + potential new premature ejaculater Rank with tha ladies😢
(Sigh) performance FAIL😢
😄
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLovedPosted by BellatheBull
😄
BELLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!click to expand
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