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what's your guilty pleasure ?
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^ Ahahahahaha, Satori, now that's a real guilty pleasure.
I found out one of my friends had a weakness for 16 & Pregnant on MTV...yikes!!!
Mine is Disney's Phineas & Ferb *head hanging even lower than Satori's*
I have various pleasures .... none of them with guilt.
and I thought Masturbation was a guilty pleasure. 😛
some times when she post LLLTBL
I lick the screen.
Some times I just pull up the images and lick them.
Posted by THEKingofLibra
LLLBTLLDLBKLKL's facebook pics are definitely FAP central. I bet a lot of marriages and relationships ended after their girlfriends caught them violently masturbating to her pics 😄
Now Im scared. We are not fb friends?? lol
Maybe this will convince Tater to come over to fb.... I cant seem to get him there. He makes our online affair so tawdry by just limiting our correspondence to DXP. I fear he doesnt want me to catch him with the sheep. 😢
On Topic.... my guilty pleasure....
shoes.... they make me happy. 🙂
Eh watching bums fight at the bus station.....
Seeing douche bags lift more than they can handle to try to impress a girl that's not even paying attention.....
Butter Pecan Ice Cream.......
Going into tanning stores with the intent of making the sales clerk nervous........
Pondering what I would do as an overlord of a small town for a day........
Posted by THEKingofLibra
Also.. and I'm not picking on you (maybe a little), but did you Photoshop your picture to make your navel look like a vagina?? As if t wasn't FAP-worthy enough? Seriously, are you supplementing your diet with compliments?
LMAO... no... I did not photoshop my navel to look like a vagina! You are not right!
As for "chubby pics" not sure about that.... I mean I dont look like that ^^^ ALL the time because its not healthy for a woman to maintain a low bodyfat percentage on a regular basis, but Ive never been more than about 10-15lbs heavier than I am now. Year around I wear a size 5 so if thats chubby than I guess Im guilty. I call it fluffy. 🙂
Posted by PurrHiss
Hahahaha! How about a glass of this?
Oh... Ive had this! Wasnt really a fan, but it is a great package!! Adorable!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
LMAO... no... I did not photoshop my navel to look like a vagina! You are not right!
As for "chubby pics" not sure about that.... I mean I dont look like that ^^^ ALL the time because its not healthy for a woman to maintain a low bodyfat percentage on a regular basis, but Ive never been more than about 10-15lbs heavier than I am now. Year around I wear a size 5 so if thats chubby than I guess Im guilty. I call it fluffy. 🙂
Yeah we all know u have abbs,we get it, the guys got it, enough...jesus christ...get over your self, sometimes its not about you....what motr can I say, u Leo's just ask for it,,
Jealous much— She didn't even post her own pic. Someone else posted it.. how bout you get over yourself and your insecurities—
smh. "women".
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Thanks for pointing that out.
I meant the part about ME not posting MY pic here. 🙂
Posted by THEKingofLibra
OK I SENSE A LOT of sexual frustration in here.*chuckles* I'm heading over to my man's real soon to handle that. He just got off work.. 🙂 I just logged on here for some momentary entertainment while I waited for him to get home, but I've said enough.
Have a nice night suga. 😉
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Ah QS.. have fun with your man. Like you, I come here for entertainment. And what do you know... its quite entertaining at times.
Posted by THEKingofLibra
OK I SENSE A LOT of sexual frustration in here. I understand you all want to suck my dick BUT PLEASE, ladies, be civil about it
LOL. Well it IS ALL YOUR fault! You incited the riot!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
I meant the part about ME not posting MY pic here. 🙂Bitch ...on the block...i would kick your ass....two times over...muscles mean shit....
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LOL.... look at you getting all riled up over nothing! I havent even attacked you or called you any names. Better watch out tho... Ive done time... Ill shank your ass.
Hey KOL... this is a guilty pleasure you know! Cracks me how some people get so wound up over stupid shit.
Posted by SunGem20
Whats a matter bitches,I threaten you...I always do...u all aint the first set of cunts I had to deal with...Is this your attempt to act tough?
*yawn*
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lol... that and the comment about kicking my ass on the block....... I dont know... I live if Florida.... we dont hang out on the block... sounds like a J-Lo song..... SSSSCCCCAAARRRYYYY!!!! 🙂
Posted by THEKingofLibra
OK I SENSE A LOT of sexual frustration in here. I understand you all want to suck my dick BUT PLEASE, ladies, be civil about it
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^ LOL @ KOL. Well at least you were polite about it.🙂
crack
Posted by THEKingofLibra
Dance, puppets, dance!
Once a year putting on a spider-man costume and dancing at the club.
Meh.... it's passes the time.
Scrapin with Third Reich boyz at my local industrial/goth club back in the day (miss that)
Acting like I'm REALLY interested when mormons coma a recruiting, then saying I forgot that I'm jewish.🙂
Walking in really nice areas until I will get stopped by law enforcement, then engage in semi snarky toned dialogue.🙂
lol
:::: shakes head at the jealous one ::::
Wowwww I leave for a few days.....
Lol awwww is the world against you ?
*pouty face*
Hi Roo 🙂
I finished moving!! I'm excited I'm starting big-big- girl school on Monday. Haha
Defensive— He's crying over there.
You two should be ashamed of yourselves
BULLIES !!!
😛 😛 😛
Posted by brianafay
Defensive— He's crying over there.You two should be ashamed of yourselves
BULLIES !!!😛 😛 😛
Neva !🙂
Facilitators, most definitely.
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Lol
Posted by THEKingofLibra
Well you are definitely gay, PP. QS as a stripper is a cock-bending experience!LMFAO where in the hell is this coming from—? I have never been a stripper in my life.
I used to DANCE from the age of 12. Meaning CHOREOGRAPHED routine dancing. You know.. like the stuff you see in videos?
Never ever have taken my clothes off for a living. EVER. Get it together y'all.
And PP shut the fuck up pussy before I rip you another asshole looser than the one you already have.
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HAHHAHAhaha that's funny because he's gay and takes it up the chuff therefor his asshole is probably quite loose already
Posted by Television
I got alot of profile views after posting my pic.funny how that works. 😛
ya, maybe it's cuz your handsome. Ever thought of that?
There's some direct shit to swallow. Not you dilly dally prancing around the bush shit "ooh, oh my, it's funny how my profile views suddenly go up when i post a picture of my face, oooh, oooh.Oh no"
-_-
i saw it ages ago. He has that kind of, ... i dunno? Just like imagine adam and eve had a baby boy and he grew up to be the standard typical male type thing ya know? Short universal black hair, not too skinny, not too fat, not too big, not too small, balanced almost symetrical features and once in a while, maybe on a full moon he's a little bit edgy.
Decent stubble.
THE DEFAULT MALE GUY.
I say boring but what da fuck do i know?
LOL what? The coyboy lady?
She said stuff like that and she wasn't joking? dayum! That is weird.
Yeah when i was pm'ing her she did seem disconnected in a way, like she wasn't talking to me directly but me as an ideology. The male species.
I'd post some of the shit but that would be bitchy
I hate talking to people like that. Like if you say "Oh your a bitch and a slut!" And then hypothetically speaking she would say back "I'm a bitch and men love it! I don't go to dicks, dicks come to me!"
You know? It's like WTF? How do i even respond?
i havn't read this thread.
probably same tho, like TOC said
well, only your little spat
oh wow just read a few.
Y'know she's only fucking around. Someone here obviously her shit seriously which then in turn would of made it serious.
I was PM'ing her all sorts of random shit and she was coming back hard but i weathered the storm like usual she took a liking.
i think the term is horsing around...?
And the fact that it's the internet only stengthens my point.
Jesus people...
she has kids and shit. Don't flatter youselves
Now that doesn't mean i'm sticking up for her. Like i said, she is weird, but still...
POT. KETTLE. BLACK.
feeling philisophical tonite
ians antics lol. *tuts and sighs*
Posted by DazedScorp
Cut QS some slack Ian, her man just rode her brains out
Mmm, her constant banging on about her love for capricorn men is slightly annoying i must admit. It's like JESUS!
Posted by AA
ians antics lol. *tuts and sighs*were they still perky?
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surprisingly yes ian, they actually were. despite what others might think ...
LOL. that was good. Tushay tushay. I'll give you credit for that. But seriously *stern face*
Like i know they have special spells they can do to get women to love them and sleep wth them (which your *OBVIOUSLY* aware of) but c'mon... really?
Posted by ianthepisces
she does have a nice face.. so the tits to match is always a plus eh aftermath..
tbh?... Yeah bro if she's 40 or whatever with kids then yeah she's pretty darn fine if you ask me. And that's not me being creepy internet guy crushing on women over internet but just plain honesty.
Posted by DazedScorp
I'm sensing a dirty foursome on the horrizon*pinches you*
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! dazed AND confused lol
Hey, if I was able to get the six way to happen last week, I think I can manage a foursome.
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WTF LOL? is this guy for real?
*clicks on profile and sees leo moon* ... oh.
Posted by ianthepisces
she does have a nice face.. so the tits to match is always a plus eh aftermath..Watch it....!
I'll sick my dog on you if you try to get fresh with me.
😉
wait! you showed your tits to aftermath too?
this fuckin' guy gets all the chicks these days...
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I know and it's all thanks to you and your mysterious ways. Iv'e learnt from the master
you too.
Having trouble with aries girl are we?
Read a few comments bro and it might be your attitude bro? But you leo moon and that's how you are and i can't change that. and she and women probably dig that so who am i to judge.
I put emphasis on your leo moon because scirpios just don't type thos types of things, you know, about banging six women at the same time. And not just by that one comment but by other. And it's def not your cancer rising (?) cuz i got that and i don't possess the ability to form the words "Hey, if I was able to get the six way to happen last week, I think I can manage a foursome." from my mouth.
lol ian.
i think somebody has a thing for twe *COUGH* na sorry i can't say it.. i just can't..
that ani't real blatantly. sounds like something you'd read on a dodgy website or one of those spam comments on youtube
lol ian and your practical ways
Posted by AA
you too.Having trouble with aries girl are we?
I put emphasis on your leo moon because scirpios just don't type thos types of things, you know, about banging six women at the same time.
Not six women, three men and three women, including my ex. And I don't think its my leo moon, but rather my Aqua mars.
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HAHA oh wow :O
Your crazy
aw what? And there was me feeling all guilty and shit cuz i thought you was sensitive about your dark sexy past
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what's your guilty pleasure ?