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Posted by TasteOfChaos
Now!! I demand to know where you have been!😛
What's been going on maaaaah fuuuckaaaaaa
Not much, man. Forgot my password, created a new account but just never posted 'cause most of the dxp greats seem to have vanished.
No you, no bling (he's everevolving, now, right?), no VB, no Bellsebub, DY, PP, P-Angel etc
Everyone's ditched the misc section, it seems.
I'm still around, I have a new job now so my time is scarce but... PP is around VB..
Your beloved Tubs is still around 😛
Days!!!!! He is still here!! He is called Nights now (how original right!!haha)
Eden is in a mental ward (thank god!)Carbon monoxide = Jade
Brianafay has moved to be I school but she she still postsWe have a bunch of new crazies now... but don't worry, I poke them 😄
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Holy shit, I forgot about Eden.
And are Tubby and Caligula the same person?
Ah, so Nights is Days (what a sentence).
I thought Jade was Dynamite Parfait?
Man, it's hard to keep up.
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.
You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
damn
fuck
ass
cunt
fag
bitch
hoe
Nope. "sparkle motion" isn't "damn".
What other naughty words are there, anyway. I think "god" censors the N word.
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Eden is now or was CRAZYbeautiful (she comes with a warning now) haha
Jade/DP is carbonCaligula is Tubbyscubby...
Days22 left for 6 months came back as Nights22...
I'm still me 🙂
You still are! Awesome awesome you.
You know once I checked your profile pic and it was of this really hot female dj and I was like damn that's TOC? because leoladylikes to beloved mentioned something about finding you sexy and stuff.
Enlighten me, if of course the hotness WAS and IS you in real life: WTF do you get from DXP?! lol
goddamn
Posted by 1two3go
goddamn
Niiiope. I'm actually really curious about what sparkle motion means now.
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
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LOL Enjoy my humor that much eh?
Posted by 1two3go
Nope. "sparkle motion" isn't "damn".What other naughty words are there, anyway. I think "god" censors the N word.
Best time was when Overlord changed it to 'haffo' haha
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haffo? lol that would make me laugh if haffo were a deregatory word in real life and i were called a haffo.
nah, then again it's more the emotion behind the word than the word itself sometimes.
i could call someone a "fucking teacosy" and they'd be really offended because of how i said it.
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
LOL Enjoy my humor that much eh?
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I do. On the real though of course I still eat ice-cream. But stuff like that stays with you lol
I think I will ruin food for you in return. Hmmm, what other food brings to mind something disgusting...?
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise = man milk!
Aha! Try spreading some mayo in your sandwiches without thinking about men NOW, VB, haha!
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Eden is now or was CRAZYbeautiful (she comes with a warning now) haha
Jade/DP is carbonCaligula is Tubbyscubby...
Days22 left for 6 months came back as Nights22...
I'm still me 🙂
You still are! Awesome awesome you.
You know once I checked your profile pic and it was of this really hot female dj and I was like damn that's TOC? because leoladylikes to beloved mentioned something about finding you sexy and stuff.
Enlighten me, if of course the hotness WAS and IS you in real life: WTF do you get from DXP?! lol
Hahaha... So sweet.
DJ?
Hmmmm. You sure it was my profile pic?
I have posted my pic here... but I wasn't on the decks or anything haha.
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Were you wearing big headphones?
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
LOL Enjoy my humor that much eh?
I do. On the real though of course I still eat ice-cream. But stuff like that stays with you lol
I think I will ruin food for you in return. Hmmm, what other food brings to mind something disgusting...?
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise = man milk!
Aha! Try spreading some mayo in your sandwiches without thinking about men NOW, VB, haha!
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Ohho! Lovely try sir, but ruining food for me would take quite a bit. I've been a mum for 20 years, I've seen every oddity and disgusting thing imaginable. I know of one thing that would turn me off to food for a time, but —— I'm not telllllliiiiiing...—??
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
LOL Enjoy my humor that much eh?
I do. On the real though of course I still eat ice-cream. But stuff like that stays with you lol
I think I will ruin food for you in return. Hmmm, what other food brings to mind something disgusting...?
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise = man milk!
Aha! Try spreading some mayo in your sandwiches without thinking about men NOW, VB, haha!
Ohho! Lovely try sir, but ruining food for me would take quite a bit. I've been a mum for 20 years, I've seen every oddity and disgusting thing imaginable. I know of one thing that would turn me off to food for a time, but —— I'm not telllllliiiiiing...—??
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You HAVE to.
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
LOL Enjoy my humor that much eh?
I do. On the real though of course I still eat ice-cream. But stuff like that stays with you lol
I think I will ruin food for you in return. Hmmm, what other food brings to mind something disgusting...?
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise = man milk!
Aha! Try spreading some mayo in your sandwiches without thinking about men NOW, VB, haha!
Ohho! Lovely try sir, but ruining food for me would take quite a bit. I've been a mum for 20 years, I've seen every oddity and disgusting thing imaginable. I know of one thing that would turn me off to food for a time, but —— I'm not telllllliiiiiing...—??
You HAVE to.
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Seriously. It sounds gloriously disgusting and I just - I wanna hear it!
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
LOL Enjoy my humor that much eh?
I do. On the real though of course I still eat ice-cream. But stuff like that stays with you lol
I think I will ruin food for you in return. Hmmm, what other food brings to mind something disgusting...?
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise = man milk!
Aha! Try spreading some mayo in your sandwiches without thinking about men NOW, VB, haha!
Ohho! Lovely try sir, but ruining food for me would take quite a bit. I've been a mum for 20 years, I've seen every oddity and disgusting thing imaginable. I know of one thing that would turn me off to food for a time, but —— I'm not telllllliiiiiing...—??
You HAVE to.
Seriously. It sounds gloriously disgusting and I just - I wanna hear it!
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But what's the fun in that? Then you'd know. 😛
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Dis is me... and I'm posting this cuz I'm DRUNK! haha
You're beautiful... er, I think... what am I looking at exactly...?
Posted by venusianbull
Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.You're very right, VB, that just won't fly.
*boards the windows*
Much better.
LOL Enjoy my humor that much eh?
I do. On the real though of course I still eat ice-cream. But stuff like that stays with you lol
I think I will ruin food for you in return. Hmmm, what other food brings to mind something disgusting...?
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise = man milk!
Aha! Try spreading some mayo in your sandwiches without thinking about men NOW, VB, haha!
Ohho! Lovely try sir, but ruining food for me would take quite a bit. I've been a mum for 20 years, I've seen every oddity and disgusting thing imaginable. I know of one thing that would turn me off to food for a time, but —— I'm not telllllliiiiiing...—??
You HAVE to.
Seriously. It sounds gloriously disgusting and I just - I wanna hear it!
But what's the fun in that? Then you'd know. 😛
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VB? That is not helping my curiosity at all...
What food brings filthy thoughts? Mmmm... veiny, oily, sausages.
Not anchovy Bling, though those are nasty. Putrid little tinned beasts.
LOL Penis references will not turn me off my feed bag &2. Right, you asked for it, on your head it is. When someone brings phlegm up from their sinus into their throat and projectile spits it out. That will make my stomach curl up into a slick tight ball and I've dry heaved before seeing it. There. Isn't that a happy, shiny image?
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Dis is me... and I'm posting this cuz I'm DRUNK! hahaYou're beautiful... er, I think... what am I looking at exactly...?
My ass... I was picking up a pencil.
DONT JUDGE ME!
No seriously, that's me... at my bday dinner trying to decide what to eat...
Hence the pensive look hahaha
I hate menus...
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Mmm, lucky pencil...
Kidding. No, I see you. Not very clearly, but from what I can I'd wager you are beautiful.
Okay - enough with the mushy stuff: help me pressurize VB into revealing what food she finds gross.
Posted by venusianbull
Not anchovy Bling, though those are nasty. Putrid little tinned beasts.LOL Penis references will not turn me off my feed bag &2. Right, you asked for it, on your head it is. When someone brings phlegm up from their sinus into their throat and projectile spits it out. That will make my stomach curl up into a slick tight ball and I've dry heaved before seeing it. There. Isn't that a happy, shiny image?
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
OH MY SWEET LORD! WHY VB, WHY?!
Posted by venusianbull
Not anchovy Bling, though those are nasty. Putrid little tinned beasts.LOL Penis references will not turn me off my feed bag &2. Right, you asked for it, on your head it is. When someone brings phlegm up from their sinus into their throat and projectile spits it out. That will make my stomach curl up into a slick tight ball and I've dry heaved before seeing it. There. Isn't that a happy, shiny image?
What if they turn away and go 'scuse me!' afterwards ?
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Unsure, I'd not be around to hear the 'scuse me'. I'd be going in the opposite direction...quickly.
Posted by venusianbull
Not anchovy Bling, though those are nasty. Putrid little tinned beasts.LOL Penis references will not turn me off my feed bag &2. Right, you asked for it, on your head it is. When someone brings phlegm up from their sinus into their throat and projectile spits it out. That will make my stomach curl up into a slick tight ball and I've dry heaved before seeing it. There. Isn't that a happy, shiny image?
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
OH MY SWEET LORD! WHY VB, WHY?!
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I ONLY WISH I KNEW!!!
Posted by everevolvingepithet
I remeber you just looked like trouble ToC.
Wait, so the obama thread has a clearer picture?
Me? I've not tried escargot, is it good?
Posted by TasteOfChaos
I think we can get her to admit she eats snails... Or at LEAST has tried them!
I've eaten snails!
Oh my god. I've actually eaten snails...
GROSS.
Posted by TasteOfChaos
I think we can get her to admit she eats snails... Or at LEAST has tried them!I've eaten snails!
Oh my god. I've actually eaten snails...
GROSS.
*disowned*
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I...I was drunk?
Okay. No I wasn't.
"Haha, that bad/stomach churning ?" Yesssss. With a hand oh-so-delicately against my middle.
Ewwwwww &2 ( they good? )
GUH Bling, I thought that was raw oysters?
HAHAHAHAHAA @ "disowned".
Ohhhhhhh. Quite right. 🙂
I heart the Beeb. 🙂
Posted by Pandybear
ew.. whats going on in here?good clean wholesome fun I think.
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Tasty and nutritious. And! It stays crispy in milk.
LOL. I was deeply bummed when 'Wire In The Blood' was axed.
'Bummed' as in disappointed, not 'bum-punched'. Thank you for noting the difference. 😛
I've always enjoyed forensics based shows, bit of mystery poked in there as well. Right up my alley.
I was a lot funnier when I was little and innocent/didn't really know any better...now the shit I say/laugh about is considered mostly just inappropriate
Posted by SatoriFierce
I have noticed this as well and it's always bugged me. Of course, there are a few witty girls out there, but they seem scarce compared to men. But I am totally jealous of funny girls. WynterBourne here has made me LOL quite a few times. 🙂I think for a lot of girls, we are too self-conscious to make fun of ourselves or think it's unlady like, which I don't get.
Personally, I grew up with a Crab mother who was too sensitive to make or take jokes, so I shut any wit I had down early on I think. 😛 Also, I'm a spaced-out ADD child who takes 10 years to think of the perfect response to anything. Drives me crazy.
Mmm yes WB and Caligyla have made me laugh on numerous occasions
But ARE they REALLY women? You just NEVER know do you.
i agree with topic starter tho that it's almost always unintentional.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Like, people tripping up steps or the kerb. That still makes me laugh.
Old people farting in Primani. That makes me laugh too.
I don't think most women would appreciate the same level of humour.
what about those slabs that stick out?
reminds me of these stupid things:
Posted by TasteOfChaos
They're SILVER balls though... let's not be frugal here.Tubby deserves gold.
Lol I couldn't find gold!!!! Only brass....which I thought was especially frugal
She's like Beckham and the cereal.."Golden Balls".
Nah Wynter I'll give you credit for that one that was a good one.
Posted by venusianbull
She's like Beckham and the cereal.."Golden Balls".
What lol?
What will they think of next...
Damn that clamp video is bloody darn sexy within it's context.
I will laugh at guys more times then girls, but the majority of the time it's because the feeling of being with a guy can be intoxicating and make laughing easier. Also guys eat it up when a girl finds them funny. I find it gets me in fast ;P
eh......
LOL. I mean the only way it could get even more funny was if he had two in his hand instead of one 😛.
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LOL Perfect.
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Mmm drawing the curtains &2..how dainty.