Fuck I hate Christian guys!!!!

They're just so hot and nice and friendly, I have to constantly remind myself that they don't want to fuck me when I'm around them!!! —

And they're all married at 18 wtf is with that! Why god!?! Why are you so cruel to me?!?

And don't get me started on Mormons and Jehovah's

But corrupting those pure souls........and pure bods is half the fun 🙂

Oooooh that sounds very exciting, I could bottle their tears of guilt when I'm done and huff it when I'm feeling down

Pssst, they're all a bit twisted and have a lot of surpressed desires and once you chip a brick in their dam, the floodgates open and ooooooh boii the fun