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He then looked around for the dicks the midgets stole but they'd already traded them with the pirates for go-go-gadget legs and sold them to Miley Cirus while she was doing Coke with one of the elephants.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much.
Ah shit how did that happen -.-
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by aPiscesPrincess
lol wth? Two different endings now? 😛
Patience !😛click to expand
I was thinking that two we ain't done yet 😛
He then looked around for the dicks the midgets stole but they'd already traded them with the pirates for go-go-gadget legs and sold them to Miley Cirus while she was doing Coke with one of the elephants.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much. Instead she was pinned to the ground next to the rollercoaster, making lame jokes while the gang diffused what turned out to be a tupperware box with half a zx spectrum in it Stephen Seagul obviously was not strong enough so he called up Chuck Norris who was talking to Daffy Duck about his nose being to long.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much. Instead she was pinned to the ground next to the rollercoaster, making lame jokes while the gang diffused what turned out to be a tupperware box with half a zx spectrum in it Stephen Seagul obviously was not strong enough so he called up Chuck Norris who was talking to Daffy Duck about his nose being to long.
Lol.
He then looked around for the dicks the midgets stole but they'd already traded them with the pirates for go-go-gadget legs and sold them to Miley Cirus while she was doing Coke with one of the elephants.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much. Instead she was pinned to the ground next to the rollercoaster, making lame jokes while the gang diffused what turned out to be a tupperware box with half a zx spectrum in it Stephen Seagul obviously was not strong enough so he called up Chuck Norris who was talking to Daffy Duck about his nose being to long. Seeing as the West was all but won they all turned on Daffy and cooked his ass. Chuck wanted to eat the beak raw but everyone told him to stop showing off and eat his duck then Bug Bunny who was Scuba diving with his dolphin jumped out of the water and stole the beek and ate himself.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much. Instead she was pinned to the ground next to the rollercoaster, making lame jokes while the gang diffused what turned out to be a tupperware box with half a zx spectrum in it Stephen Seagul obviously was not strong enough so he called up Chuck Norris who was talking to Daffy Duck about his nose being to long. Seeing as the West was all but won they all turned on Daffy and cooked his ass. Chuck wanted to eat the beak raw but everyone told him to stop showing off and eat his duck then Bug Bunny who was Scuba diving with his dolphin jumped out of the water and stole the beek and ate himself.
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in progress. 🙂
Hahahah, front cover or pop out middle pages ? 🙂🙂click to expand
LMAO front cover.
He then looked around for the dicks the midgets stole but they'd already traded them with the pirates for go-go-gadget legs and sold them to Miley Cirus while she was doing Coke with one of the elephants.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much. Instead she was pinned to the ground next to the rollercoaster, making lame jokes while the gang diffused what turned out to be a tupperware box with half a zx spectrum in it Stephen Seagul obviously was not strong enough so he called up Chuck Norris who was talking to Daffy Duck about his nose being to long. Seeing as the West was all but won they all turned on Daffy and cooked his ass. Chuck wanted to eat the beak raw but everyone told him to stop showing off and eat his duck then Bug Bunny who was Scuba diving with his dolphin jumped out of the water and stole the beek and ate himself.
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes.
Ganesh appeared on his universe traversing mouse showing off dope to crackheads who were sitting on a spear of destiny that they found at CostCo yesterday for three fitty wow this wasn't a usual crackhead with a usual spear it was Steven Seagal in character for his new epic movie role a pig acting like a goat on muscle relaxers was his co-star, this time the pig was playing the part of chef on crutches with Bug's Bunny playing as the constipated electrician, all trying to diffuse a bomb on a rollercoaster put their by the women from The View Show they brought Eisenstein along with them and Elvis who was fucking a reindeer 'til it's nose went bright red. They then used the pelt to somehow craft a long subway sandwich so they could climb and scale the lofty heights of the rollercoaster's frame towards the View bomb. Steven Seagal called his blues band Bugs Bunny called the strippers and Elvis and Eisenstein called there girlfriends each others mom. Together, along with an invocation of Seagal's Native Indian spectres they shanked the members of The View between the webbing on their hands, distracting Whoppi Goldturd from commuting suicide because she was viewed on The View to much. Instead she was pinned to the ground next to the rollercoaster, making lame jokes while the gang diffused what turned out to be a tupperware box with half a zx spectrum in it Stephen Seagul obviously was not strong enough so he called up Chuck Norris who was talking to Daffy Duck about his nose being to long. Seeing as the West was all but won they all turned on Daffy and cooked his ass. Chuck wanted to eat the beak raw but everyone told him to stop showing off and eat his duck then Bug Bunny who was Scuba diving with his dolphin jumped out of the water and stole the beek and ate himself.
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes.
Confusing............0-0
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"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing from the spirits guiding him towards Ithica where Zeus appeared in the sky on a rainbow and everyone looked up at it, the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing from the spirits guiding him towards Ithica where Zeus appeared in the sky on a rainbow and everyone looked up at it, the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play!" then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged
Pompom fairies jitterbugged
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by nimbue
SOME BIG DIRTY CHEATIN' GOING DOWN
Nah ArticleL and I decided to go as far as 9 words at a time, step up tha game somewhat 🙂click to expand
o really? coooolness 🙂
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by nimbuePosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by nimbue
SOME BIG DIRTY CHEATIN' GOING DOWN
Nah ArticleL and I decided to go as far as 9 words at a time, step up tha game somewhat 🙂
o really? coooolness 🙂
3 words just isn't enough to express oneself fully, no ? 🙂click to expand
not in a dxp style e, no! good editing choice
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'. King Henry VIII appeared and proclaimed "You pheasant pluckers !!" From his belt swung the head of Anne Boleyn
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'. King Henry VIII appeared and proclaimed "You pheasant pluckers !!" From his belt swung the head of Anne Boleyn
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'. King Henry VIII appeared and proclaimed "You pheasant pluckers !!" From his belt swung the head of Anne Boleyn all shrunken up voodoo-like, so Chuck and Seagal threw shurikens at both King Henry and his moobs, causing them to split
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'. King Henry VIII appeared and proclaimed "You pheasant pluckers !!" From his belt swung the head of Anne Boleyn all shrunken up voodoo-like, so Chuck and Seagal threw shurikens at both King Henry and his moobs, causing them to split
hahahaha!!
"That's all folks!!" He exclaimed..."the fuck it is!!" cried Seagal back as he swung his flying V guitar into Bugs' chest and stood on the dolphin's bootyhole, hair blowing and the wind tickling his eyeballs as one of them fell out and rolled over Chuck Norris toes. Now that Bugs Bunny was dead everyone turned on each other and said "Warriors, come out to play then laughed but Stephen Segaul had, had enough he wanted to fuck Norris the fuck up so he sharpened his ponytail and crept up behind Chuck using his supposed ninja skills and then grabbed a spare dolphin from the fish tank then stopped to polish the shiny tips of his winklepickers which proved to be his downfall ultimately. A single tear ran down his gnarly cheek as he switches off the lights & screams "My dick is so emo pale it's like a glow stick, check it out!". The glow was because his cock was radioactive from shagging greasy hoes in the desert near where they tested the atomic bomb. This did not deter Chuck but he had to wear lead pants before dealing with Seagal because the guy always inspired a hardness in his groin area so much so he named it 'The Obelisk of doom' and just like it's namesake it was a huge dirty mass of bleakness.
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'. King Henry VIII appeared and proclaimed "You pheasant pluckers !!" From his belt swung the head of Anne Boleyn all shrunken up voodoo-like, so Chuck and Seagal threw shurikens at both King Henry and his moobs, causing them to split and let the milk spew forth feeding the midgets, who threw their heads back and lapped enthusiastically.
Chuck
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'. King Henry VIII appeared and proclaimed "You pheasant pluckers !!" From his belt swung the head of Anne Boleyn all shrunken up voodoo-like, so Chuck and Seagal threw shurikens at both King Henry and his moobs, causing them to split and let the milk spew forth feeding the midgets, who threw their heads back and lapped enthusiastically.
Chuck
Pompom fairies jitterbugged danced before his eyes and oh hot damn did he get buck wild with ribena showers pouring over his flabby chub, then the dancing crocodiles appeared and charged at his mum, scattering girl hormones everywhere and making him harness the Earth's energy into his obelisk thus supercharging it and then becoming a master in super violence and snot droppin'. King Henry VIII appeared and proclaimed "You pheasant pluckers !!" From his belt swung the head of Anne Boleyn all shrunken up voodoo-like, so Chuck and Seagal threw shurikens at both King Henry and his moobs, causing them to split and let the milk spew forth feeding the midgets, who threw their heads back and lapped enthusiastically.
Chuck dry retched at the sight of this, as he suffered from mycrophobia, the sight of midgets pushed him
Chuck dry retched at the sight of this, as he suffered from mycrophobia, the sight of midgets pushed him
Chuck dry retched at the sight of this, as he suffered from mycrophobia, the sight of midgets pushed him to his limit so he unleashed the beast within and ever so elegantly said "I see a little silhouette of a man, literally" and no sooner had he uttered those words an apparition appeared before him and touched his shoulder. "Luke, I am your father" "oh father, give me your nutsack juice already!" Chuck exclaimed with fervor. So he offered him water from his bison's nutsack
Posted by PunkyBruiser
Lol! Too late Nimbue, I got your part and my nutsack in the story line LOL
lmao i just did the exact same thing!
i couldn't let nutsack bison go, lol!
Chuck dry retched at the sight of this, as he suffered from mycrophobia, the sight of midgets pushed him to his limit so he unleashed the beast within and ever so elegantly said "I see a little silhouette of a man, literally" and no sooner had he uttered those words an apparition appeared before him and touched his shoulder. "Luke, I am your father" "oh father, give me your nutsack juice already!" Chuck exclaimed with fervor. So he offered him water from his bison's nutsack and an ostrich eye to tickle his pickle before the great crescendo of lust overcame him. Chuck was in a jam
Chuck dry retched at the sight of this, as he suffered from mycrophobia, the sight of midgets pushed him to his limit so he unleashed the beast within and ever so elegantly said "I see a little silhouette of a man, literally" and no sooner had he uttered those words an apparition appeared before him and touched his shoulder. "Luke, I am your father" "oh father, give me your nutsack juice already!" Chuck exclaimed with fervor. So he offered him water from his bison's nutsack and an ostrich eye to tickle his pickle before the great crescendo of lust overcame him. Chuck was in a jam for sure, but as luck would have it he had a kiddy pool to the brim with strawberry preserves handy which always helped should a situation turn fruity suddenly. Anyways, he was still hunched over in fear of the midgets when
Chuck dry retched at the sight of this, as he suffered from mycrophobia, the sight of midgets pushed him to his limit so he unleashed the beast within and ever so elegantly said "I see a little silhouette of a man, literally" and no sooner had he uttered those words an apparition appeared before him and touched his shoulder. "Luke, I am your father" "oh father, give me your nutsack juice already!" Chuck exclaimed with fervor. So he offered him water from his bison's nutsack and an ostrich eye to tickle his pickle before the great crescendo of lust overcame him. Chuck was in a jam for sure, but as luck would have it he had a kiddy pool to the brim with strawberry preserves handy which always helped should a situation turn fruity suddenly. Anyways, he was still hunched over in fear of the midgets when out of the sky !! a thunderous sound !! what came hurtling towards them was quite the spectacle! An airborne whale, a sight to behold indeed
Chuck dry retched at the sight of this, as he suffered from mycrophobia, the sight of midgets pushed him to his limit so he unleashed the beast within and ever so elegantly said "I see a little silhouette of a man, literally" and no sooner had he uttered those words an apparition appeared before him and touched his shoulder. "Luke, I am your father" "oh father, give me your nutsack juice already!" Chuck exclaimed with fervor. So he offered him water from his bison's nutsack and an ostrich eye to tickle his pickle before the great crescendo of lust overcame him. Chuck was in a jam for sure, but as luck would have it he had a kiddy pool to the brim with strawberry preserves handy which always helped should a situation turn fruity suddenly. Anyways, he was still hunched over in fear of the midgets when out of the sky !! a thunderous sound !! what came hurtling towards them was quite the spectacle! An airborne whale, a sight to behold indeed seeing as it had grillz and a lolloping gait with unicorn horns.
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it.
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she should be thinking
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she should be thinking
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she should be thinking when Jabba the
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she should be thinking when Jabba the
It lowered it's head almost shyly, before aiming it's fins accordingly and gliding straight into Princess Leia's warm oven where the dough always rises and the heat is enough to keep the juices flowing if the meat is fit for roasting, as everything starts to rise due to the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant, the heat of the moment showed in your eyes.
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she should be thinking when Jabba the Hutt was trying
And now they find themselves in '82 in the tub with rose scented water and some bubbles the water was as green as Frogger's butt which was the color she liked it. Princess Leia was thinking of new ways to drown herself with car oil which was the last thing she should be thinking when Jabba the Hutt was trying
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