Pisces - The 12th Sign

Pisceans are a little bit lost. They wander through their lives without much of a plan, or if they have a plan, they rarely adhere to it. They feel like the rest of the world keeps them at arm's length most of the time. This makes Pisces reluctant to boldly go anywhere.

Pisces people are pretty perceptive. They never fail to notice when someone has changed their hair, or is wearing a new scent. Similiarly, they will notice that you haven't washed your car in almost a year, or that you wore that same shirt three days ago. And they will tactfully remind you... "Say Jim, don't they pay you at your job? Go buy some new shirts, you stooge."

Pisceans can be extremely literal. If you asked them to turn the radio down a little, they will turn it off completely, and leave the room. They try to accomodate as best they can. This is because with most things, they couldn't possibly care any less about whatever it is. Pisces can't be bothered with your mundanities.

95% of the time, the Pisces individual has a tight reign on their emotions. The other 5% of the time, look out, its El Ni?o! The transformation from a calm, cool, rational human to blubbering, pathetic, irrational titmouse is frightening, and truly to be avoided.

The typical Pisces person has no aspirations toward the grandiose. They don't particularly think of themselves as capable of fame and fortune, and in any case, they prefer the simple life. "Just prop me up in front of the television with a six-pack... er, make it a case of beer. Then I'm happy."

Pisceans are very understanding friends. They'll agree with you that whatever is wrong isn't your fault (even though you both know it is). Pisces will play along. And in their own way, they will defend you if someone else attacks your character. "I know Mike's a sniveling worm, but so are you, and I'm still your friend."

"I know Mike's a sniveling worm, but so are you, and I'm still your friend." LMAO.
We can either be your best friend or worst enemy.

HA!

kind of true... even tho i know one piscean lady who is my worst enemy, and we formaly hate eachother, still we hug when we meet, with me telling her smiling "you know i hate you, dont you", and she just smilingly responds "yeap i do" 🙂