The Triumvirate

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?

my feet. i'm a pisces, so my feet are terribly sensitive. in fact, if you massage my feet, i will rain glorious, orgasmic fury down upon your frame
until all the heavens resound with the cries from your pleasure-ridden vocal chords.

-ichthyo

Wow! For a Pisces, you're MYSTICAL!

Ichthyo!

You never fail to amuse me!!

As you may know, I am into reflexology...so, I massage anyone's feet who will let me!! Your post cracks me up!!

Daveman gets a full body massage from me...whether he wants it or not! That Swedish blood of mine takes over, and that is it!! He succumbs really well...

Aquarius is supposed to be the calves...I have never noticed if this has made a difference...we have fun whether or not I give special attention to his calves...

My Aqua daughter absolutely loves to have her feet massaged...there are many pressure points in the feet...and possible areas of congestion that only massage will work out!

Damn! I have the perfect man in my life! If I f*** this one up...that is it for me!

Star

Hey Ichthyo!

Had to look up triumvirate...excellent word usage!

Duncan edited my naughty word...I typed it in regular like...

Asi es La Vida!
Star

Star, my Cancer mother gives me the best back scratches!

Thea! Thea!

Where are you??

Hey Virgo Girl!

Back scratches feel good don't they? So does a good back rub!

Ichthyo,

Where is our friend, Thea?

As far as massages go...while I am perfectly willing to massage anyone's feet...no one except me can massage mine! I am too ticklish! But, I will take a backrub any time and, Daveman excels in this area! He has very beautiful, strong hands...

Ichthyo, did you think I was too hard on Josh? I do spend a fair amount of time with 17 year old boys...so, I feel I am pretty in tune with what they are like...(I keep putting my foot in my mouth don't I?)...These boys are too old for my daughter, but, they are interested in her anyway! She is the coolest...(sort of like, how you are the sexiest) so, I really can't blame them! One of them recently gave me the thumbs up and told me I was his hero! Go figure! Funny dude!

Thea,

We miss your wit!

Take Care All!
Star

i don't know who josh is. what are you talking about?

how old is your daughter?

i think thea got tired of my inane ramblings.

- ichthyo

Ichthyo,

It was one of the other posts here, where I talked to Josh...the one about the third eye...

Oh well...

My daughter is 14. Tall, thin, funny, and beautiful. She has had boyfriends in the past, but, is smart enough to know she is too young...so, now just has guys as friends. These boys think she is too young...until they meet her. She has one guy friend that she has known for years and through him has met more guy friends.

As far as your ramblings...no, I do not think she tired of them...I think she enjoyed them as much as I!
Perhaps her job took her away...

Later,
Star

i remember being 14. i was the drummer in a wannabe grunge band, and i lost my virginity that year too.

it sounds like your daughter is smarter than i was at that age. go star's daughter!

hey, have a great weekend and don't forget to give hell to them twins!

whoop! whoop!

-ichthyo

Wow, that one hit me hard!

Calling a Pisces a "twin" or a dual naturted sign was calling it correctly? They act one way and "yet" feel, differently? Another... (Picses) -please explain this to me?

64.12
I think you are reading too much into this. You have not read the posts between these two before, I take it. They are friends, and "the twins" is an inside reference.
Just enjoy their humor as it appears.
There are other serious posts if that is what you are looking for.

Definitely an inside reference... Ichthyo it wasn't your inane ramblings... I have been sick. Too sick to get on line.... I have missed you guys. As soon as I was well enough to lift my head I logged on. OK maybe I waited a couple of hours but I still logged on. Star- you guessed correctly - I am a total screwup playing with dynamite... etc. etc.. I think I need to cast some sort of spell on myself to keep me from my sorry temptestuous yearnings!!! Aaah if it were only that easy. That's only half the problem. He's the other and you can't casts spells on someone without their permission. So I've heard..ok I looked it up on the internet once - and when I was younger I used to imagine I was Wonder Woman too! Also since I'm spilling the beans I have to admit that when I have to clean the house I try to twitch my nose (bewitched) or do the I dream of Jeanie thing. (So that the house will clean itself.) (It never works...damn it..Had to try... I'm sorry ...I know you guys are really disappointed ... I don't...and never had...any superpowers.) The tragedy of it all. ~Thea

Oh yeah- on a positive note- I got an office with a window this week. Whoo Hoo! It only took forever- I think they are definitly nervous that I am going to leave. I still am - but I may as well enjoy the new office maybe possibly a raise—? Who knows... Ooooh Stock options.... A membership to a gym ... Maybe I should get my demands down on paper. ~Thea

Thea!

Welcome back to the world of the living!! Seriously, sorry to hear you were so sick..don't ya hate that!? You didn't breathe when you wrote your post did you?? j/k

Glad you are back...missed you!

I don't have any superpowers either..it sucks, doesn't it? Although, I did tell a guy once that I needed some of his nail clippings and a lock of his hair!! Then I said, "But, don't worry, it's not because I am a witch or anything"...then I laughed! God, I couldn't help it...I was cracking myself up!! But, I only did that because I felt forced to do something, as he wouldn't leave me alone! And, I got my wish! Maybe I do have some sort of power after all!!

I'm likin' some of these ideas to perk up the job situation! I think you should make a list. I am big on lists! Lists can be very creative...

Ichthyo!

Now that Thea is back...where did you go? Out strutting your stuff?? Be good to that liver! So, you used to be a drummer in a band?? Do you still play? Daveman is a drummer in a band. If you ask me, they are good. Just local and play when they want, according to convenience, scheduling around their lives... He considers it a hobby...but, he is talented. I told you he had good hands!

Well, Hey! Both of you...keep in touch!

Star

star,

i don't play the drums as often as i should these days, especially because i'm in the process of moving and i have to sell my set. but i will miss the seductive energy i was able to generate when playing in public. you see, with my drum set, i was able to cast spells of irresistible charm upon the fairer sex. transfixed, forgetting just to breathe, like deer in headlights they were.

it also gave me really strong hands. of course, now that i've broken up with my girlfriend, they're going to become a lot stronger anyway.

well, one of 'em.

thea,

i mentioned satanic interaction in the other message board, but i must bring it up again.

-have you ever considered refinancing your sin morgage? i mean, if you're balls-deep in the sin already, you might as well get a new loan at better rates of damnation while the religious economy is so lucrative.

but maybe that's just me.

-ichthyo

Ichthyo!

I must confess that your mind takes twists and turns that I would never come up with...I really admire your thought process!

So, we have two witch-wanna-be's and one who has sold his soul...interesting lot...

Can you dig it?

Star

Two witches and a soul-seller with one arm bigger than the other.
~Thea

Oh and I need to thank you Ichthyo- I had to clap my hand over my mouth to smother the laughter on that last post. I was at work when I read it- you creep! I had the worst time explaining why coffee was all over my monitor and keyboard. Everytime I sniff I can still taste coffee. Man that hurts. Well that's a mistake I won't make again!

~Thea

thea,

i am terribly sorry for making you blow coffee all over your desk.

could you please tell me exactly what it was about the post that made you respond that way?

because until i know which part had the magic, i won't be able to do it to you again.

oh, and another thing; you need to stop staring at my grotesquely disproportionate arm. i know you want to touch it. and i know it's sexy, with the mutant veins and rippling muscles and all, but it is a symbol of shame. the arm of the bachelor. the arm of the desperately undersexed.

-ichthyo

star,

thank you for the compliment.

i'm just warning you now - as you read more of my posts, you'll notice they start to get weirder and weirder. sooner or later, you'll be forced to look away from the computer and say, "oh god, someone make him stop."

my imagination is simultaneously my greatest asset, and the bane of my existence. as a child, i suffered incredibly vivid nightmares. you wouldn't believe some of the s*** i had to deal with in the middle of the night. my mom even bought me a dreamcatcher to hang over my bed.

it's like having a living, breathing creature inside your head. sometimes it serves you, sometimes it decides to scramble your brains.

but hey, it all worked out; my creativity and imagination carried me where i am today...working as a graphic design whore for an egotistical madman.

-ichthyo

Ichthyo!

I have seen the path your posts are taking, and it brings out that hidden part of me..that realizes that it just isn't fun to be straight-laced...

Now, don't be thinkin' that I am going to cheat on Daveman (with Duncan! LOL!!)...naw...I just think of naughty things he and I need to try...

Creativity and imagination are wonderful assets, Ichthyo! Take relish in what you have!

Thea!

Yeah...I've been there with the blowing out coffee thing..
It makes one more cautious of when to take a sip of that coffee! LOL!
Star

I think this- that star and itchy boy or whomever they are - are the same person. The way they write gives it away. What a hoot! Think about it Toot-toot. Was that a fart? Tee hee.

Dregs, dregs I tell you! None other than dregs!

Sad. Sad, indeed.

Has to be short post this morning... I'm at work and under the gun... I'll get back later with some comments to all of the above....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICHTHYO!!

~Thea

thank you thea!

ichthyo

Hey!
Mucho Importante Day!!

Yes! It is! It is Ichthyo's Birthday!!

Happy Birthday, My Friend!
Have a good one!!

Star

thank you!

i must abuse some substances now.

ichthyo

Hehe Ichthyo...

Edgar Cayce...castor oil...flannel cloth...heat

Though I think you may have enough heat in your body to do without more!

LOL!
Star

oh i've got heat sister. i am the human furnace. i am the ovenboy.

ichthyo

Dear Ovenboy!

You are one hot guy!

Star

"you are under my spell -

can you feel my heat?

no? oh well?

smell my feet."

-ichthyo

LOL!

Star