@XV2
14 YearsPisces
Y'all are flippin' hilarious with the sammiches!!!!!! Cracking me up... π
Posted by MidniteStar
MMAI...I just finished looking at all your cute little animals!!! So sweet!! β
Aww thank you...I'm about to post more.....
Posted by SillyFilly
Y'all are flippin' hilarious with the sammiches!!!!!! Cracking me up... πWatch out SF...that's his secret weapon charming your pants of....ohh I forgot, he's not to fond of ladies waring anything while in the kitchen..just thought I fill you in provided you haven't caught up on that already π
SillyFilly, maybe you should make XV2 a sammich? Just sayin'!
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Haha
And don't forget it.
I found pics of my Flying squirrel and Sugar Glider....they are up now.
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Y'all are flippin' hilarious with the sammiches!!!!!! Cracking me up... πWatch out SF...that's his secret weapon charming your pants of....ohh I forgot, he's not to fond of ladies waring anything while in the kitchen..just thought I fill you in provided you haven't caught up on that already π
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Hahaha... thanks for the heads up.... I'll remember that!! (or perhaps not if I never sleeeeep again!!)
Y'all are all precious!! Sorry I'm only partly here, trying to get some work done too, albeit inefficiently!
@MMAI- You do seem to love animals, good to see so many animal lovers around. They are a significant
part of my life, both personal and professional, but I don't have all the "critters" like you and CP and
Midnite. I was just curious about your possum prejudice... I'm not exactly on the possum committee!
I have had to deal with them a few times, they aren't exactly gonna win any cute and cuddly award, and
they do carry a horse killing disease.
@CP- you and all your sammich talk has made me hungry... I need to find someone to make me a sammich
at the moment!! π
Posted by ElusiveSoul
Did someone say excitable ?! o_O *running circles around the thread* πGets a huge net and sits waiting, ready π
*sees Elusive approaching after another one of her swims in circles!!β¨ π π
Hehhehehe missy...this fish is not that easily caught π. Remember CP tried drizzling chocolate on that bait last night and still here I am....doing my circles ....tho on the second thought, I might make a pit stop next to you if you share some baklava tho π π
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Baklava...who has baklava? I love baklava. I kinda have to...my kid's dad is Greek.
"@MMAI- You do seem to love animals, good to see so many animal lovers around. They are a significant
part of my life, both personal and professional, but I don't have all the "critters" like you and CP and
Midnite. I was just curious about your possum prejudice... I'm not exactly on the possum committee!
I have had to deal with them a few times, they aren't exactly gonna win any cute and cuddly award, and
they do carry a horse killing disease".
For as long as I can remember, I've been an animal fanatic. Oh you were asking about the Possums because you've had worries of your horses being subjected to them and wanted to know my reasons too? Maybe I got gangrene from a big bite when I wrestled one to it's death kind of thing? My they are ugly aren't they though! Welcome again. I think I like the way you think. I think!
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
And don't forget it.I found pics of my Flying squirrel and Sugar Glider....they are up now.
Sweet pics! π
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Why thank you. They were dolls. Old age got them eventually.
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Posted by ElusiveSoul
Did someone say excitable ?! o_O *running circles around the thread* πGets a huge net and sits waiting, ready π
*sees Elusive approaching after another one of her swims in circles!!β¨ π π
Hehhehehe missy...this fish is not that easily caught π. Remember CP tried drizzling chocolate on that bait last night and still here I am....doing my circles ....tho on the second thought, I might make a pit stop next to you if you share some baklava tho π π
Baklava...who has baklava? I love baklava. I kinda have to...my kid's dad is Greek.
LOL Me too,..wel I'm originally from that region over there too so I have no other choice but to love it tho...oh just for the record, my mom makes the best baklavas in the world and I'm being impartial here π
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Mmmm, I bet they're all nutty and gooey when you sink your teeth into them too.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
"@MMAI- You do seem to love animals, good to see so many animal lovers around. They are a significant
part of my life, both personal and professional, but I don't have all the "critters" like you and CP and
Midnite. I was just curious about your possum prejudice... I'm not exactly on the possum committee!
I have had to deal with them a few times, they aren't exactly gonna win any cute and cuddly award, and
they do carry a horse killing disease".For as long as I can remember, I've been an animal fanatic. Oh you were asking about the Possums because you've had worries of your horses being subjected to them and wanted to know my reasons too? Maybe I got gangrene from a big bite when I wrestled one to it's death kind of thing? My they are ugly aren't they though! Welcome again. I think I like the way you think. I think!
I love animals too π Just remember that I also love eating them. LOL
The roosters get obnoxious at about 13 weeks old, but 14 weeks old they are jumping on my poor little hens and making them ragged... that's when the most obnoxious of the bunch becomes that year's fried chicken π 4 weeks later, after a little more growth, the remaining obnoxious ones become that year's chicken soup after a trip to the freezer. Normally, only 1 or 2 roosters out of every batch is gentle and decent enough with my hens to pass muster. My hens are sweet, spoiled pets. The little sexual pervert roosters are dinner. π
As for Possums... my rule is anything that eats chickens and gets within 100 yards of my girls dies. The only hesitation is deciding which gun to pull from my arsenal for the job. Used to be my Browning A-5 Sweet Sixteen shotgun... sometimes my bolt action 22 rifle... sometimes my beloved Kimber 1911 "Black Betty"... lately it's been my Glock. If it craves chicken, it dies.
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That's one thing I can't do is stand there and watch something get shot or axed. I'll shoot some targets but I won't kill and I may have to drive about two miles away before you cock your gun and fire. I don't even want to hear it go off it it's pointed at a creature. Skin it and pluck it before I see it and I'll eat it.
Posted by ElusiveSoul
Ohhh CP stop bragging about you cock already will ya,... we already know he's gianormeous π π π
You are hilarious EP!! I think laughing is my favorite thing in the world!! (ummm, wait, scratch that...2nd
favorite) π
@CP- So protective of all your girls, very endearing! Guns ablazing... π
Posted by ElusiveSoul
Ohhh CP stop bragging about you cock already will ya,... we already know he's gianormeous π π πYou are hilarious EP!! I think laughing is my favorite thing in the world!! (ummm, wait, scratch that...2nd
favorite) π@CP- So protective of all your girls, very endearing! Guns ablazing... π
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Hahah, here here. See, you fit right in.
Posted by cowpuncher
MMAI wrote:
"That's one thing I can't do is stand there and watch something get shot or axed. I'll shoot some targets but I won't kill and I may have to drive about two miles away before you cock your gun and fire. I don't even want to hear it go off it it's pointed at a creature. Skin it and pluck it before I see it and I'll eat it."When I kill something for food, I use a sharp knife, so sharp I can shave with it (and I test it) and it's immediate and painless. No blood to the brain = no pain for a critter. I could very easily shoot them and do it, but with my sharp knife I can be more certain that a twitch or a sudden movement by the animal won't lead to it suffering for a bit. Besides, if you saw how they are on your little hens at 14 weeks old, you'd want to kill the horny little perverts yourself. Very mean to the hens when they first get their hormones.
If I gotta handle all the meet, you have to do all the weeding in the garden. Preferably... (you guessed it)... nekked.
Bahahaha
Well,
I'm sure from spending time talking to you that you are conscious of their feelings the whole time, I get your feelings on that too by the way they treat the ladies. I myself couldn't bring myself to do it regardless. I guess that's why it takes a man to do it.
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Posted by cowpuncher
MMAI wrote:
"That's one thing I can't do is stand there and watch something get shot or axed. I'll shoot some targets but I won't kill and I may have to drive about two miles away before you cock your gun and fire. I don't even want to hear it go off it it's pointed at a creature. Skin it and pluck it before I see it and I'll eat it."When I kill something for food, I use a sharp knife, so sharp I can shave with it (and I test it) and it's immediate and painless. No blood to the brain = no pain for a critter. I could very easily shoot them and do it, but with my sharp knife I can be more certain that a twitch or a sudden movement by the animal won't lead to it suffering for a bit. Besides, if you saw how they are on your little hens at 14 weeks old, you'd want to kill the horny little perverts yourself. Very mean to the hens when they first get their hormones.
If I gotta handle all the meet, you have to do all the weeding in the garden. Preferably... (you guessed it)... nekked.
Bahahaha
Well,
I'm sure from spending time talking to you that you are conscious of their feelings the whole time, I get your feelings on that too by the way they treat the ladies. I myself couldn't bring myself to do it regardless. I guess that's why it takes a man to do it.click to expand
Still, what makes you think they don't like it rough? The girls are getting younger and younger.
Posted by MidniteStar
SillFilly...you have some lovely horses too! Horses are also a favorite of mine. π
Awww, thanks!! One of them is 25...sweet old girl, I do love my 4 legged "kids" π
I do, however have the red dun horse to thank for my recent falling from the sky fiasco. She
and I are going to have to "redefine the nature of our association". (love the movie tombstone)
Posted by cowpuncher
Elusivesoul:
I told you, if you want to try to sort out the kink in my pistol, march on over here and give it a tug. :pMMAI:
I agree, actually. Usually it does take a guy to kill the animals you are going to eat. That's just how nature wired us. Likewise, in a situation where your kids were ever going hungry and you had no reliable man to do it, you would be a lot less squeamish and get the job done for sure. I've always thought everybody having their job as wired by nature was a good idea. Why fight it? Nature does a whole lot of things in this world better than we ever will. As for the hens... lol they don't like it as rough as the young cockerels give it to them, trust me. LOL If you want a demonstration just let me know :p
Haha, that won't be necessary, I don't care for smothering and scratching. For sure, I would skin a kitten if my kids lives depended on it. Lets just hope I would never have to do that though. I would most definitely cry the whole time.
LMAO!!
Now that EP brought it to my attention... What is up with the kink in that gun CP?
Hahahaheheh- nekked weeding for MMAI... at least CP will be at the ready with the
sunscreen! π
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Usually it does take a guy to kill the animals you are going to eat. :p
I was actually going to put a guy or P-Angel but I thought against it.
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LMAO!!Now that EP brought it to my attention... What is up with the kink in that gun CP?
Hahahaheheh- nekked weeding for MMAI... at least CP will be at the ready with the
sunscreen! π
Oh no, my girls cannot burn,I won't allow it. Actually, if I'm gardening then it will be my back and bum that will get crispy. That burnt skin smell is not sexy.
@CP- will do... I know very little about caps anyway so I should read some of the posts anyway
* the above sentence made me realize it is time I stop trying to do anything work related*
Posted by SillyFilly
LMAO!!Now that EP brought it to my attention... What is up with the kink in that gun CP?
Hahahaheheh- nekked weeding for MMAI... at least CP will be at the ready with the
sunscreen! πGo to the Capricorn Forum and read the thread "Wanted." Start about the 3rd page. The kink in my gun was a hazard of doing business, it's sort of my "Closed for Repair" sign. π
MMAI: That's why I've got the sun screen, geez, I wouldn't let you fry! I'd just let you do a lot of toilsome garden work that I don't wanna do, that's all.
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Oh, well that's nice of you. Put me to work and watch me crawl around on my hands and knees? Typical!
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^^^^ he even trusts me with his gun too π lol ^^^
Slow down there Scooter, getting them to whip out their guns is the easy part.
Gdnite EP!!
CP - you do have yourself two cool women!! MMAI and EP and You could go on the
road with this routine!! π
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LMAO!!MMAI: That's why I've got the sun screen, geez, I wouldn't let you fry! I'd just let you do a lot of toilsome garden work that I don't wanna do, that's all.
Oh, well that's nice of you. Put me to work and watch me crawl around on my hands and knees? Typical!
Oh you'd be on your hands and knees plenty. :p Wash that floor...weed that garden... chop that morning wood... lol
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Wait, I've been reading this thread now from the start... dammit, can't believe it has been this funny
for this long!! π π
I'm on page 22, my stomach hurts from laughing so much...
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^^^^ he even trusts me with his gun too π lol ^^^Slow down there Scooter, getting them to whip out their guns is the easy part.
LMAO....you ain't lying girl...!!!!
lol Maybe tomorrow I'll take a photo of my hand holding my 44 Magnum Super Blackhawk to show that I'm all better? Best, biggest, most accurate revolver I own.
Uhhhwwww well that will show us !!! LOL π π
You're lucky I don't still own my little 2 shot derringer... or I'd post it instead. LOL One thing I do have is lots of guns. So many I haven't even shot some of them... good ones too, not cheapies.
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Oh my gosh that reminds me of how mindless I was.....when I moved into this house, there was so much junk. I found a palm-sized pearl handled silver gun with a protruding pattern all over it. I didn't realize it's value. I gave it to my irresponsible nephew who probably sold it for a 20 sack.
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Posted by ElusiveSoul
^^^^ he even trusts me with his gun too π lol ^^^Slow down there Scooter, getting them to whip out their guns is the easy part.
LMAO....you ain't lying girl...!!!!
lol Maybe tomorrow I'll take a photo of my hand holding my 44 Magnum Super Blackhawk to show that I'm all better? Best, biggest, most accurate revolver I own.
Uhhhwwww well that will show us !!! LOL π π
You're lucky I don't still own my little 2 shot derringer... or I'd post it instead. LOL One thing I do have is lots of guns. So many I haven't even shot some of them... good ones too, not cheapies.
Oh my gosh that reminds me of how mindless I was.....when I moved into this house, there was so much junk. I found a palm-sized pearl handled silver gun with a protruding pattern all over it. I didn't realize it's value. I gave it to my irresponsible nephew who probably sold it for a 20 sack.
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I think it was a Remington. I'm kicking myself.
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MMAI: that wasn't a protruding pattern. That was an expensive old antique, and some guy who was a hand craftsman in the late 1800s/early 1900s did every bit of that chiseling away at the metal itself with cutting tools and a mallet, by hand. You don't even want me to find out what an old Remington Pattern derringer, original, hand engraved, is worth. Trust me. You'll get all weepy and shit... and I like my water sign girls nekked and smiling, not weepy.*spank*
NEVER throw out the guns again. bad girl.
Well, I couldn't think of how to describe it and I know....a few thou at least. An antique is right.
I give up trying to paste picture url's or however you post internet pics.
What kind of gun would you recommend for a girl??
I need to get a hand gun, but I want to make sure it is easy for me to handle.
I have pretty small hands and if I ever was to need it, I want to do my best to
make sure no one can take it from me.
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I give up trying to paste picture url's or however you post internet pics.
I bet EEE would help you with this if you ask him, he seems to be very good
at that...
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I give up trying to paste picture url's or however you post internet pics.I bet EEE would help you with this if you ask him, he seems to be very good
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Alrighty.
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I give up trying to paste picture url's or however you post internet pics.Oh sure, you just got me curious about the gun so you could score my private email. I know how chicks operate. This is going to cost you swimsuit pics in the bargain... PM about to be sent. :p
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sent.
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I give up trying to paste picture url's or however you post internet pics.Oh sure, you just got me curious about the gun so you could score my private email. I know how chicks operate. This is going to cost you swimsuit pics in the bargain... PM about to be sent. :p
sent.
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The gun....I'm not the bargain bin kind of gal.
Thank you very much for the info... I agree that all I would need is 6 shots. I'm not as worried
about the recoil as I was about (in a scary situation) fumbling it...
So you think a standard grip would be fine? I'm 5'4" and like 108lbs. My hands are super
small, like I wear size 5 surgical gloves...most girls wear 6.5 or larger it seems.
I'm a libra, so you know I'm most likely not looking for anything cheap. π
That being said, a ruger over a Smith and Wesson?
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I give up trying to paste picture url's or however you post internet pics.Oh sure, you just got me curious about the gun so you could score my private email. I know how chicks operate. This is going to cost you swimsuit pics in the bargain... PM about to be sent. :p
sent.
The gun....I'm not the bargain bin kind of gal.
Didn't figure you were π
I could find out what one of those would be worth? Mainly, if I were you, call the kid and make sure he doesn't shoot it with modern ammo in it. Those guns were made for black powder cartridges, which produce much less pressure than modern ammo. If he could chamber a modern 38 special cartridge in that gun and try to fire it, it could blow up in his hand. Likewise, it could happily shoot forever with black powder cartridges... the difference in pressure is that much. You have to be careful about what ammo you feed an old antique like that.
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This was about 9 years ago I gave it to him. It's long gone I'm sure. He didn't even know it's worth. His step dad probably did though, who's in cahoots with the local pawn shop there. He's not talking to me anyway. He's a down stream Pisces. I told him and his cancer gf to stay out of jail and take care of their new born they haven't had since he was day one. Bonnie and Clyde those two.
Thanks!!! All the info I would ever hope to need! π
I can assure you that I would never be loading ammo by hand, pretty
much can guarantee it!! I'm not that indecisive about these types of things.
So Smith and Wesson it is...
I just read the post about "probably a bored air sign"
HAHA- yep... that would be me!! Eh, it is what it is...
Gonna toss and turn and try to sleep now!! Gdnite MMAI and CP
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Thanks!!! All the info I would ever hope to need! πI can assure you that I would never be loading ammo by hand, pretty
much can guarantee it!! I'm not that indecisive about these types of things.
So Smith and Wesson it is...I just read the post about "probably a bored air sign"
HAHA- yep... that would be me!! Eh, it is what it is...Gonna toss and turn and try to sleep now!! Gdnite MMAI and CP
Olp...goodnight, I think I came back too late. Sweet dreams.
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I still think one of you girls should have humored him and chatted with him on MSN just to see what he had to say... lol πCP dear, Draz just might be doing his Scorpion move of lurking in the background.....he just might be reading all that we wrote and having his private time with it π π π
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Not doubting that.
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Did someone say excitable ?! o_O *running circles around the thread* πGets a huge net and sits waiting, ready π
*sees Elusive approaching after another one of her swims in circles!!β¨ π π
Hehhehehe missy...this fish is not that easily caught π. Remember CP tried drizzling chocolate on that bait last night and still here I am....doing my circles ....tho on the second thought, I might make a pit stop next to you if you share some baklava tho π π
Baklava...who has baklava? I love baklava. I kinda have to...my kid's dad is Greek.
I did π
Baklavas all around!
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I see one piece if Baklava in there. The rest are Greek pasties nonetheless.
And (of) course I'm on my dumb phone again.
Post-orgy sounds for those who crossed the night and went the distance.- π
haha. That's an asset, not a handicap.-
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haha. That's an asset, not a handicap.-Says all the water creatures π
Yes, yes we have so many 'rational' excuses for our insanity π
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Moral vanity, the everlasting measure of sanity. π
Morning CP. A glass of scotch to start the day with? π
I'm off to buy a bottle or two, reserves are running kind of low.-
Ok. Re-provisioned. 2 bottles of white wine, 1 bottle of Cava, a little ham and of course some different varieties of cheese.
Now for the feast portion of this thing.- π
Wow! That leaves my meager offering in the dust. haha. I did get a bit of smoked salmon as well, but the stuff I can find on this side of the atlantic doesn't compare. Uff, I'm a prosecco fiend!
Very fine indeed, perhaps too fine! π
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Now where have all the other gentlemen and ladies gone?
Birthday feast with a friend. Those 3 bottles went by so fast π’
Oh, sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you and CP. π
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Haha, this whole thread is an excersize in broken down communication.