Why did the chiken cross the road?

Why did the chiken cross the road?

Because it wanted you to ask this question.

Because There was a Rooster on the other side.

to get to Mac Donalds...where it'd be safe from KFC's ever lurking eye!!!

Haha,
YM,
poke poke.
funny funny.
yea.///

hmmmm yummm i love chicken!!! hahaha whoever invented the cooked chickn n the bag was steazy... nuthing beats jus walkin in2 a supamarkt in grabin the chickn... ready 2 eat!!!

sumtymz i even take two chickenz...

then i get sum bread...

itz quite an operation...

sumtymz i pretend im part of the fbi... n the chicknz the bomb... u gota get n in out... fast!!! therez usually 3 of uz... means more chickenz... n we wear our sunnies... n stop drop n roll....

then u toss the chicken... to the person at the end of the aisle then the chickn is slid down to the bread section....

here u have the picker uper... who grabs the chicknz n buns n getz to the counter... while the other two evacuate the buildin...

outside the suparmarket we all meet back at the car at differnet tyms... one of uz is ually try to jump in the car while it is movin...

chicken operation complete

Thats bringing back fun at the time but BAD memories for me from working at a supermarket,misty,just for the simple fact that I can see myself doing something like that and have done similar?Only it was doughnut hockey on a couple of occassions and a few occassions with lobsters and a couple more involving duct tape-I never said I was normal okay,lol.

lol hahaha ohhhh doughnutz aye... hahaha culd really get sum really mean air on those babies!!! hahaha shame theyv uped the anti on the ole survelliance cameras... no such thing as "borrowin" bunz these days aye... lol!!! daym but a shame workn n te supamarkt but i guez u gota do wat u gota do eh... haha

Im so jealous Tiamat,
When do we get to play with Duct tape!
😢

Btw,
Im utterly Amazed that this thread got to 18 replies.

haha

well i just made it 19.

Good Job T.C.

Your sooo resposible for the decline of Western civilisation.......lol.

"Myanus: Sagittarius"
I actually find that fairly amusing.

🙂🙂

"when do we get to play with duct tape!"

When you ask nicely with a please and thank you.*cracks whip*

lol an can we invite allen... he promised me hed be wearn his firemanz outfit.... hahaha

hahaha n dont forget lovely haffo.... hahaha hez the one whoz pervertd virgonic n wants an orgy....

Ouch, i thought i was asking nicely......
now im angry at you...
>:l

Fine,........... PLEEEEEEEASE can we play dirty with duct tape?

I'll tell you why that chicken crossed the road... because it so happened to read misty's first posts lol oh but poor chicken little never made it to the other side 😢 ha ha ha

I've gone off chicken....more of a red meat kinda Girl...in South Africa we eat something called Biltong...which i think is Beef Jerky in the states...MY Favourite!!!

And boerewors...oooo that's a Beef sausage done on the BBQ...YUM YUM

"hahaha hez the one whoz pervertd virgonic n wants an orgy...."

Yeah I like group. Do once but make deed of many. Very efficient.