mikeandhisdreams
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ZODIAC JOKES !!!!1
LOL.
Nah untieings too much work,maybe tomorrow im tired.But the cat thing yeah,thier smart little turds.
LMAO
Although on the pets, I tend to go for the fish for the EXACT reason listed.
CL
Although on the pets, I tend to go for the fish for the EXACT reason listed.
CL
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You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual.
You are inclined to expect to much for to little.
This means you are a cheap bastard.
Gemini's are notorious for hitting on their sibilings.
rememb
People like you because you are bisexual.
You are inclined to expect to much for to little.
This means you are a cheap bastard.
Gemini's are notorious for hitting on their sibilings.
rememb
Most people will say that geminis and capricorns are complete opposites and won't work, however, I usually try to think of the optimistic side of things. This won't pertaine to my current situation with my Capricorn, but I thought it would be something h
Gem, I hope you don't mind my putting your question out here.
Enigma your so awesome. Thank you for your words. These last couple nights have been so heart wretching for me. I realized my feelings ran so deep for him and I wanted to tell him, but
Enigma your so awesome. Thank you for your words. These last couple nights have been so heart wretching for me. I realized my feelings ran so deep for him and I wanted to tell him, but
I have read so much about you Gem's being cheaters. Is it really that common? Any and all opinions are welcome!
Gemini:
Geminis aren't nearly as fickle as folks make them out to be. They're just, oh,....easily distracted. If you're dating a Gemini, always have Plan B ready -- and make sure you drive. Be prepared to hear all about their childhood, several t
Geminis aren't nearly as fickle as folks make them out to be. They're just, oh,....easily distracted. If you're dating a Gemini, always have Plan B ready -- and make sure you drive. Be prepared to hear all about their childhood, several t
Or are they "smal"..?
? Aries needs a challenge, although rash ways tend to get Aries into complicated tangles.
? Taurus and Cancer need to learn to LET GO.
? Gemini's find that superficiality can cost - they learn that charac
? Aries needs a challenge, although rash ways tend to get Aries into complicated tangles.
? Taurus and Cancer need to learn to LET GO.
? Gemini's find that superficiality can cost - they learn that charac
And siblings... and you could add some other family.
Mother: Gemini May 28
Father: Libra Oct 10
Brother: Libra Sept 22
Sister: Gemini June 1
Mother: Gemini May 28
Father: Libra Oct 10
Brother: Libra Sept 22
Sister: Gemini June 1
Hey Everyone,
I'm a virgin to this site but after looking around a little, I reckon you guys could probably help me sort through some of this crap in my head. I'm a Pisces who about a month ago came out of a 2year relationship with a gorgeous Gem
I'm a virgin to this site but after looking around a little, I reckon you guys could probably help me sort through some of this crap in my head. I'm a Pisces who about a month ago came out of a 2year relationship with a gorgeous Gem
Im in love with a Libra. I love him so much; almost to the point where it hurts. He's everything I want.
Im a Gemini by the way.
Anyone else have a relationship with a Lib?
Im a Gemini by the way.
Anyone else have a relationship with a Lib?
I'm a gemini and I love a sag. The catch, there is always a catch, is that the sag is very friendly (as they are)so I can't tell if she likes me closely or if I'm the same as everyone else she meets.
we talk for hours after our work sports.
We get
we talk for hours after our work sports.
We get
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
Which pet would go best with each sign?
Aries: Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!
Taurus: A turtle: it_s slow-moving, doesn_t need a lot of attention, and won_t compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn_t compete with its owner_s place in the sun.
Virgo: Let_s see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $ 3.86, including tax--
Libra : Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won_t require as much time and attention. Oh, I don_t know. What would you do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What_s not to like?
Sagittarius: A horse, of course! Let_s hope it_s got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius : A hamster. First, I_ve got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don_t make anything like that? That_s okay, I_m sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they_re easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...