
mikeandhisdreams
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
Which pet would go best with each sign?
Aries: Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!
Taurus: A turtle: it_s slow-moving, doesn_t need a lot of attention, and won_t compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn_t compete with its owner_s place in the sun.
Virgo: Let_s see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $ 3.86, including tax--
Libra : Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won_t require as much time and attention. Oh, I don_t know. What would you do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What_s not to like?
Sagittarius: A horse, of course! Let_s hope it_s got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius : A hamster. First, I_ve got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don_t make anything like that? That_s okay, I_m sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they_re easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...