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FUNNY POLITICAL QUOTES
LOL...funny indeed. Do U have more on Bushism ?
Gaurav_Aries
The stupid bush and bushits is my favourite topic ??..! whenever, wherever, what ever?
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=251446<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=247860<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=226642<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=268854<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=226642<BR>
Hey BUSH... I am watching you....!
LOL
The stupid bush and bushits is my favourite topic ??..! whenever, wherever, what ever?
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=251446<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=247860<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=226642<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=268854<BR>
http://dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=226642<BR>
Hey BUSH... I am watching you....!
LOL
These are a BLAST! soooo FUNNY...!! 'Here's a few more for you Gaurav_Aries
:Bushisms - More Adventures in George W. Bushspeak -
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."
George W Bush
"Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words." --George W. Bush, interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." --George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005
"I was going to say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?" --George W. Bush to Jean-Claude Juncker, prime minister of Luxembourg, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005
Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." --interview with CNBC's Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006
"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards." --George W. Bush, on holding six-party talks with North Korea, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006
"I would guess, I would surmise that some of the more spectacular bombings are done by al Qaeda suiciders." --George W. Bush, on violence in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Aug. 21, 2006
"I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus. I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list." --George W. Bush, interview with NBC's Brian Williams, New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006
President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touche.
--an exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C.
:Bushisms - More Adventures in George W. Bushspeak -
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."
George W Bush
"Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words." --George W. Bush, interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." --George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005
"I was going to say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?" --George W. Bush to Jean-Claude Juncker, prime minister of Luxembourg, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005
Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." --interview with CNBC's Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006
"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards." --George W. Bush, on holding six-party talks with North Korea, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006
"I would guess, I would surmise that some of the more spectacular bombings are done by al Qaeda suiciders." --George W. Bush, on violence in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Aug. 21, 2006
"I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus. I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list." --George W. Bush, interview with NBC's Brian Williams, New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006
President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touche.
--an exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C.
For more Bushism's;
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
haa haa haa....Thanks Mystic and Qbone for the fun provided !...How did this guy actually reach Harvard !
Like he dodged the draft, he dodged the final exam in the Harvard too?
When you can buy the titles (with the dady's money) then why bother?everything in USA is for sale you just need to have the right amounts of money..!
That's why I don't like USA?
When you can buy the titles (with the dady's money) then why bother?everything in USA is for sale you just need to have the right amounts of money..!
That's why I don't like USA?
"I was going to say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?" --George W. Bush to Jean-Claude Juncker, prime minister of Luxembourg, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005
LOL...
Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." --interview with CNBC's Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006
Or maybe where you SHOULD be...?hmm?? maybe?
LOL...
Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." --interview with CNBC's Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006
Or maybe where you SHOULD be...?hmm?? maybe?
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
Oh my ... LOL...
it's almost scary...
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
Oh my ... LOL...
it's almost scary...
i know, tell me about..LOL* slowwwly stepping back out of the room...
"FUNNY POLITICAL QUOTES"
'No Kid Left Behind' has been cracking me up scene day one...LOL
'No Kid Left Behind' has been cracking me up scene day one...LOL
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon?
Chris Rock
powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon?
Chris Rock
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
--President George W. Bush, in an interview with CBS News Anchor Katie Couric
--President George W. Bush, in an interview with CBS News Anchor Katie Couric
A few more Bushisms, to lighten your day..! 😛
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -President George W. Bush
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" -President George W. Bush
"I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -President George W. Bush, during the second presidential debate
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." -George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
"We both use Colgate toothpaste." -George W. Bush, after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001
"I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." -George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War.
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." -George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"I'm the master of low expectations." -George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -President George W. Bush
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" -President George W. Bush
"I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -President George W. Bush, during the second presidential debate
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." -George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
"We both use Colgate toothpaste." -George W. Bush, after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001
"I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." -George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War.
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." -George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"I'm the master of low expectations." -George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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