Tubby & Qbone

Since this board is a favorite haunt of the both of you, I'll put this here. Thank you very much. Did you two join hands across a field of daisies and run off together? *humming 'The Sound of Music'*

I think your right they are missing and are probubly living in norway doing wild and crazy things god lov em

Best of luck to them then. Godspeed. Crap, now I'm jealous. I want to be somewhere doing wild and crazy things. Want to lay bets with me Tate? We'll see how long it takes before one of them crawls out of bed and surfaces.

I just got a note from the Q he ended up beating tubb ass to death he says she just would not shut up.

LOLOL And I had SUCH high hopes for them. Oh DEAR.

They both desperately needed to get laid.....so *tips hat*

I know... you are all jealous...!

brianafay

They both desperately needed to get laid.....so *tips hat*

Wow, I am really surprised kiddo..! Are you actually think of the trash above all by yourself or just cut and pasted from somewhere..?

Or as usual starving for some attention again..?

YAY! He lives! *kissing either cheek*. Good seeing you Q. 🙂

Welcome back I still want to know where Tubb Butt's body is Meat grinder, did you hide it under the house, perhaps a dump in the sea>

Garden fertilizer? An extra mound in the flower beds perhaps. I was always fond of underneath floorboards when someone gets sassy. Something rather "Tell-Tale Heart" about it.

Posted by Qbone
I know... you are all jealous...!

brianafay

They both desperately needed to get laid.....so *tips hat*

Wow, I am really surprised kiddo..! Are you actually think of the trash above all by yourself or just cut and pasted from somewhere..?

Or as usual starving for some attention again..?

Aw you're mad. What's new. Lol.
You know, that whole angry thing you got going on is kind of endearing. Makes me want to tousle your hair and call you boobear.

Posted by james tate
I just got a note from the Q he ended up beating tubb ass to death he says she just would not shut up.

:O 😄

I have q locked in my basement he's the ultimate escape into

art beauty intelligence & anger

completely enchanting

Posted by hardcandy

Posted by james tate
I just got a note from the Q he ended up beating tubb ass to death he says she just would not shut up.

:O 😄

I have q locked in my basement he's the ultimate escape into

art beauty intelligence & anger

completely enchanting

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jeezzz.. am I..?

😉

we're expecting and registered at babiesrus

LMAO Good seeing you woman. I'll scope that out and see what I can get for the little darling.

morning VB....valeria and thank you.

i've been toying with canceling my account actually. and no, this isn't one of those pseudo "look at me" threats. for now i'm here to stay but things are getting busy on the werk front. PLUS...

the object of my affection has discovered dxp so i have to play as if i'm like sane or some shit and i mean seriously, how long can that really last?

so right now, my money-bull is beating the shit out of my lazy-bull. it's a battle royale really. i'd put my money on the money-bull winning this round. he's more muscular and his horns are bigger. i think the lazy-bull's muscles have atrophied.

also, during my absence i've apparently developed a fondness for obscure analogies of an animalistic nature. it's quite peculiar but eh....

Oh dear, a Bull behaving. Won't last. Even at our best we're naughty at heart.
If you do decide to trip the light fantastic, I'd like a way to keep in touch, please and thank you. 🙂

will do chicky!

what happened to Meg-God? i saw a post about her but it's been deleted and someone told me that her hair is brown! BROWN! i don't recall approving that action. i like my gods to be nordic looking....or at the very lease frescan...hmm, ok frescoian?

on a side note, have you ever noticed how womanly god's shape is when he created man? and why is his dress pink? why is he wearing a dress? and why does it look all flowy? or is that my monitor? i so totally need to see that ceiling in person. i bet it's AWESOME! just another thing to add to my "must do" list.

Good. 🙂 The post to her on the Scorp board was some nutbag named lovelibra, always posting nonsense. Asked her an extremely rude and irrelevant question.
I think the Pope had something to do with the long, flowing pink dress. In the interest of modesty. Hmm, wonder how many nudes Michelangelo had to cover in his day?
Funny, most of my gods in my minds eye are dark haired, nahh, some are blonde. But natural ones, the ones that look like their lashes and brows are nonexistent. 😉

some punk put up some bad shit about Meg Babe fuckin punk I would even been pissed if he said what he said about you Tubby thats how bad it was.

wow, it would've offended you?

UGH! no one fucks with Meg-God! glad i wasn't here. i was uber-bitchy that day...unlike today where i'm like all nice and shit.

on a side note, someone sent me a PM! i remember getting the email saying, you have a PM. and i was like really, wow!? awesome! but i didn't sign in. i was werking. and now, no PM. i wonder who the mystery PM was from? and where did it go— did someone leave? and if they left, were they telling me they were leaving? that would suck cause i didn't get to say goodbye. but i hate long goodbyes. but i think late goodbyes are worse than long ones. i mean seriously, imagine leaving and someone calling you like a week later and saying, "oh, i just noticed you left!?" that would suck.

and yes VB, you are right. god wasn't wearing that dress originally. maybe that's why he painted it pink? as an f-u to sixtus? like oh, you want god to be clothed? ok...how do you like this pink chiffon gown bitch? but then again, adam is naked. and seriously, adam's wee is miniature! no wonder lilith left his ass. i would've been out too.

oh, and to answer your question. no i'm not drunk or high...yet!

LOL Lilith knew what she was about alright, and that cocktail frank wasn't cutting it. Hmm, speaking of cut, despite it's pinky length, it still looks like half of it is foreskin. Poor Adam, tis why he needed Eve. Poor cow didn't know any better.

well, it kinda grew and it wasn't even stimulated but then again...

in the serpent/garden fresco, eve is like eye-level with adam's wee and he's definitely un-cut. which makes sense ya know? they didn't start lopping off flesh until abram. which is funny because after his grand sacrifice, his pledge of flesh, god changes his name to abraham. granted it means something entirely different than sliced deli meat in hebrew but eh...

LOLOLOL Jewish dilemma that, a sale on ham. *drum riff*.
Yes, somehow I don't quite picture a Moyle wandering round the Garden of Eden.
Something to that eye level with Adam's manhood ( or lack thereof ) can't quite put my finger on it....hmmm. No, wait, it'll come to me. 😄

several people are gone but some are just not posting they did not erase there post, other gutless ones ran and erased.

not sure but most of my pornos start with people in that position and instead of a serpent, it's the cable man.

ROFLMAO Oh please, oh pleeeeeeeeeeease won't you fix my television? It's been on the fritz for so, SO long.

Dirty old women shame on both of you.

Oh you love it Tate.

Posted by valeria25

Posted by tubbyscubby

i've been toying with canceling my account actually. and no, this isn't one of those pseudo "look at me" threats. for now i'm here to stay but things are getting busy on the werk front. PLUS...

the object of my affection has discovered dxp so i have to play as if i'm like sane or some shit and i mean seriously, how long can that really last?

so right now, my money-bull is beating the shit out of my lazy-bull. it's a battle royale really. i'd put my money on the money-bull winning this round. he's more muscular and his horns are bigger. i think the lazy-bull's muscles have atrophied.

also, during my absence i've apparently developed a fondness for obscure analogies of an animalistic nature. it's quite peculiar but eh....

🙂

Tubby, you can't last the 'sanity' card. LOL it's just not possible. 'Sides, the person in question would have to like/adore you for who you are. The good, the bad, and the horrors of fun 😛

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I agree with Valeria! I don't want you to stop posting b/c I enjoy reading your input and output...lol. 😉

Val you forgot the ugly