The Signs Attempts At Pick Up Lines

Aries: Are you from Tennessee? Because…um…*sweats* YOU’RE HOT

Taurus: I’m addicted to yes and allergic to no, so what’s it gonna be because it’s allergy season and I don’t need another reason to sneeze on you

Gemini: Girl you better have a license, because you’re driving me crazy and I’m scared we’re going to crash into that bridge over there sLOW DOWN JESUS CHRIST

Cancer: Are those space pants? Because…because… your butt is the size of the moon? You’re hotter than the Sun? I wanna get up in Uranus?

Leo: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I only suffered minor injuries but I’m all good

Virgo: How does it feel to be the prettiest person in this room? Of course, I’m not far behind AND FIRST IS THE WORST, SECOND IS THE BEST SO HA

Libra: My name is Peter Pan because I like little children! No, wait a second…Neverland! That’s it! My name is Peter Pan because…and you’re gone…

Scorpio: There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited. Please RSVP by Saturday late responders not welcome bye

Sagittarius: *pretends to choke* Uh oh, I need mouth to mouth! *actually starts choking* *dies*

Capricorn: Hey, I’m looking for treasure, mind if I search your chest? *Starts digging through shirt* You had to have hidden it somewhere, you greedy bastard

Aquarius: Do you like silverware? Because I want to spoon your fork! Wait…because I like to knife and fork ? Spoon? bOWL? WANT TO GO BOWLING?

Pisces: Can I have the directions to your heart because I’m lost and don’t know how to get home. Please get help.

😆 the worst part is....I'm not even drunk....this is just my sense of humor 😆

? At the Virgo one.

cancer one is so weird