Zodiac Signs On An Abandoned Island...

This topic was created in the Relationships & Astrology forum by Moonbutter on Monday, April 6, 2015 and has 13 replies.

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@Moonbutter
11 Years5,000+ Posts

What if the Zodiac Signs?? airplane crashed on an abandoned island?

Aries: Alright guys, if you don't listen to me you're all going to fucking die.

Taurus: If we run out of food I nominate Pisces to be our food sacrifice.

Gemini: What we need to do is write a message in the sand and attach notes to some seagulls and hope we get lucky.

Cancer: *crying behind some plane wreckage*

Leo: Piss off, Aries! I'm going to be the leader. Now all you bitches bow down!

Virgo: There's no soap here! Washing clothes in salt water is rather unsanitary. And this beach is unproportionate! There's too much sand over there compared to the amount next to that palm tree.

Libra: It's quite obvious that not all of us are going to survive this, I just can't decide to to kill first.

Scorpio: Guys, we might be here a while. We should probably repopulate, if you know what I mean??_ 😉

Sagittarius: Come on, look at the bright side!

Capricorn: There is no fucking bright side!

Aquarius: I wonder if there are any polar bears here.

Pisces: ??_ Yep. We're doomed.

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@Lex
14 Years

at least you didn't make Pisces sound like a total loser. points for that. But Yea I would probably sit back and watch the craziness ensue.

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@SeyPeKiwi
11 YearsCapricorn

Oh, come on. I'm a Capricorn and I can totally see the bright. Isolated. Beaches. It's great!

I did find this humorous. 🙂 And my Cancer sis would definitely be crying. xD

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@kane48txboy
11 Years

Posted by CluelessCancer
id be eating and fuking the virgo.

Oooh! boiled crab sounds tassty. Think I'll run out of the woods take your claws( after one hell of a fight) and runs away before Tachi kills and eats me.

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@Bena73
18 Years

*** Cancer: *crying behind some plane wreckage*** hahahhahhaha!!!! again...cute!!
Cancer peeps (water sign) can cope and hang w/the best of them in the time of need!! ;}
At least you won't go hungry or thirsty ;}

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