A happily married woman's advice

"Ladies: 1. Shacking up or playing house is NOT the same as "He's my man." You are not his girlfriend unless he offic....."
officially grabs you by the hair and drags you to this cave?

ladies: 2 Don't txt ur man unless you are gonna send him nudes.

ladies: 3 If your best friend and your man are ignoring each other that means their fucking.

ladies: 4 don't get fat or he'll fuck your sister

ladies: 5 if he does not eat you out that means ur pussy stanks.

Ladies: 6 if your younger brother is cute take no chances ur man fucking your bro on the side is messy.

ladies: 7 contrary to popular belief getting pregnant will not make him stay, but cutting off his balls and hiding it will

#5

I was on another blog site one day where a husband was pleading for help in telling his wife that she doesn't wipe her bum good enough.

So, it could be the bum. They're so close together.

Posted by LittleStar
If you were happy you wouldn't be trying to make others miserable.

^

typical ewl problem 😆

Posted by warmwaters

"Ladies: 1. Shacking up or playing house is NOT the same as "He's my man." You are not his girlfriend unless he offic....."
officially grabs you by the hair and drags you to this cave?

ladies: 2 Don't txt ur man unless you are gonna send him nudes.

ladies: 3 If your best friend and your man are ignoring each other that means their fucking.

ladies: 4 don't get fat or he'll fuck your sister

ladies: 5 if he does not eat you out that means ur pussy stanks.

Ladies: 6 if your younger brother is cute take no chances ur man fucking your bro on the side is messy.

ladies: 7 contrary to popular belief getting pregnant will not make him stay, but cutting off his balls and hiding it will

now THIS is awesome

Seriously, dont get fat and take showers lol

Lol

How old are you?

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