@LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
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Posted by natural25
USC - omg! You are too funny! Yes I too have a little somethin somethin back there. A little apple. Lol. Girl you have to remember its been a long time since I have enjoyed the company of a gentleman caller....I can'tgo back and forth with ian. This thread would soon go from pg-13 to x rated. Lol.
LMAO! Girl, I always watch myself since this is a public forum, and I lknow I can go from 0-60 in 2.2 seconds; ya' know??!! As for the man department - I am gonna sound like the Grinch "Bah, humbug." I can't be bothered right now; barring some "physical" satisfaction, I am not in a mental state to be bothered w/the crap involved in the relationship game...sigh, that is a story for a different day! Now, back to watching the Vikings vs. Packers (yummy, Adrian Peterson's abs π)
LEOLADY stop typing at the same time as me! LMAO!!! What, are we telepathicβ
Lol @ leo and usc! Usc - I can see why you are not trying to get involved. You have a lot going and you are making some serious moves! I love it...a business woman...entreprenuer!! Yes indeed, I'm watch the game too. Adrian is ohh so fun to watch! π
Leo, I know! It would be completely inappropriate for me to turn this thread porn style . It has never been done before! Lol. All threads have kept a g rating...like the pic thread that dom posted and usc revived in the misc page. Keeping it innocent.... lmao!!!
Posted by USCTaurusGal
LEOLADY stop typing at the same time as me! LMAO!!! What, are we telepathicβ
Ah Ha Ha Ha!!!! It just means we have no life beyond DXP!!! LOL!
Speaking of football and porn....where has BigD been? Lol.
Posted by natural25
Lol @ leo and usc! Usc - I can see why you are not trying to get involved. You have a lot going and you are making some serious moves! I love it...a business woman...entreprenuer!! Yes indeed, I'm watch the game too. Adrian is ohh so fun to watch! πLeo, I know! It would be completely inappropriate for me to turn this thread porn style . It has never been done before! Lol. All threads have kept a g rating...like the pic thread that dom posted and usc revived in the misc page. Keeping it innocent.... lmao!!!
I know right!!!! Shh...... I had nothing to do with that!!!!!!
Posted by natural25
Speaking of football and porn....where has BigD been? Lol.
OMG! I laughed LITERALLY out loud and almost spit out my drink! Now that is so appropriate! Ummm, ummm, ummm...keeping it clean here....keeping it clean *shakes head*
Posted by Jason2213
Posted by natural25
Speaking of football and porn....where has BigD been? Lol.
Glued to the couch watching football maybe?
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Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by natural25
Lol @ leo and usc! Usc - I can see why you are not trying to get involved. You have a lot going and you are making some serious moves! I love it...a business woman...entreprenuer!! Yes indeed, I'm watch the game too. Adrian is ohh so fun to watch! πLeo, I know! It would be completely inappropriate for me to turn this thread porn style . It has never been done before! Lol. All threads have kept a g rating...like the pic thread that dom posted and usc revived in the misc page. Keeping it innocent.... lmao!!!
I know right!!!! Shh...... I had nothing to do with that!!!!!!
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*shakes head* Doth thou protest too much??!!
Posted by USCTaurusGal
Posted by natural25
Speaking of football and porn....where has BigD been? Lol.
OMG! I laughed LITERALLY out loud and almost spit out my drink! Now that is so appropriate! Ummm, ummm, ummm...keeping it clean here....keeping it clean *shakes head*
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Damn do we really have to keep it clean? Psshh....
Guess I shouldnt ask if his name starts with a D..... surely thats why he has such a screen name!
DOH!!!! Did I say that?
Jason is lurking..... I should be G rated!!!
I dont like corrupting him. Ive already corrupted AA!!!
Leo - of corse you had nothing to do with the content of that thread. A hem.... lol. Where's Eden 3. I think her hubby is back. So, we might not hear from her. I'm sure they have some making up for lost time to do. Lol.
I'm going to tell the truth and shame the devil, yes jason, bigd might be glued to the couch, or he might be banging some little college girl's back out. Lol. I know he's is in school. I bet he is all over that campus, making his mark. Lol. He just looks like.....in the words of Ian...he ruins it. Lol. But looks can be deceiving. I need to stop...
Posted by natural25
Leo - of corse you had nothing to do with the content of that thread. A hem.... lol. Where's Eden 3. I think her hubby is back. So, we might not hear from her. I'm sure they have some making up for lost time to do. Lol.I'm going to tell the truth and shame the devil, yes jason, bigd might be glued to the couch, or he might be banging some little college girl's back out. Lol. I know he's is in school. I bet he is all over that campus, making his mark. Lol. He just looks like.....in the words of Ian...he ruins it. Lol. But looks can be deceiving. I need to stop...
*smiles innocently* Yes, it was all Trifles & Eden.... oh and dont forget Ian! LMAO!!! I was just an innocent by-stander!!!
OMG!!!! Thats some good content there! Its moving into PG13 fo sho! A few more posts and we will move into R I am sure!!!
And besides.... you'd be saying "dont stop" instead!! LOL!!
Posted by ianthefish
ill rate this shit x in a minute..
Thats what Im hoping for!!!
Posted by ianthefish
i will ruin it..
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Ruin what Ian?
Posted by ianthefish
what needs to be ruined?
Idk... thats what Im asking? π
Eh.... I got nothing!
Im 38.... if it aint ruined yet.... it aint gettin ruined!!! LOL!
i can think of something for ian to ruin
Leo, I tihnk he's saying that he will tear it up in the bed. Lol. He's a beast, a freak, a savage. Lol!
Posted by ianthefish
you wanna ruin something?
Nope, you wanna ruin something?
Posted by natural25
Leo, I tihnk he's saying that he will tear it up in the bed. Lol. He's a beast, a freak, a savage. Lol!
I know what he's saying.... only he's not saying it!! Hes such a fish!! LOL!
Posted by ianthefish
dont tell the young girls... but you cant ruin those things....
I know!!! I always said if tires were made of it.... You'd never have to buy a new set!! π
Posted by natural25
Leo - of corse you had nothing to do with the content of that thread. A hem.... lol. Where's Eden 3. I think her hubby is back. So, we might not hear from her. I'm sure they have some making up for lost time to do. Lol.I'm going to tell the truth and shame the devil, yes jason, bigd might be glued to the couch, or he might be banging some little college girl's back out. Lol. I know he's is in school. I bet he is all over that campus, making his mark. Lol. He just looks like.....in the words of Ian...he ruins it. Lol. But looks can be deceiving. I need to stop...
Natty, you are sooo wrong, but yet so right on so many levels!
*shakes head @ "ruin it."* hysterical!
@ LeoLadyLoves, yes, we are supposed to set a good example for the youngin's! So, to that point, I'm going to keep my dirty, dirty thoughts to myself.
Posted by .trifles light as air.
i can think of something for ian to ruin
I can see this thread going xxx very soon now!!!!! LMAO!!!
Hi Trifles!! *waving*
Posted by USCTaurusGal
Posted by natural25
Leo - of corse you had nothing to do with the content of that thread. A hem.... lol. Where's Eden 3. I think her hubby is back. So, we might not hear from her. I'm sure they have some making up for lost time to do. Lol.I'm going to tell the truth and shame the devil, yes jason, bigd might be glued to the couch, or he might be banging some little college girl's back out. Lol. I know he's is in school. I bet he is all over that campus, making his mark. Lol. He just looks like.....in the words of Ian...he ruins it. Lol. But looks can be deceiving. I need to stop...
Natty, you are sooo wrong, but yet so right on so many levels!
*shakes head @ "ruin it."* hysterical!@ LeoLadyLoves, yes, we are supposed to set a good example for the youngin's! So, to that point, I'm going to keep my dirty, dirty thoughts to myself.
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Can we just ban the young minds from the thread!!β Id rather hear the dirty thought!!! LOL!
Uh oh...I can see where this is going. Lol.
Posted by ianthefish
im not very good in bed....
It's okay. I'm not either. π
Posted by natural25
Uh oh...I can see where this is going. Lol.
LMAO!!!! And you are going right there with it!!!!! I see who started all that ruining shit talk!
DXP = Dirty X-rated People!
Posted by ianthefish
which one of you is gonna do something dirty?
My votes going to you!
Posted by Jason2213
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
DXP = Dirty X-rated People!
That is awesome.
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Jason!! Close your eyes!!! LOL!
πPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by ianthefish
im not very good in bed....
It's okay. I'm not either. π
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me neither. i'm incredibly bad actually.
Posted by .trifles light as air.
hey leolady πPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by ianthefish
im not very good in bed....
It's okay. I'm not either. π
me neither. i'm incredibly bad actually.
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Yes, VERY VERY BAD!!!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by USCTaurusGal
Posted by natural25
Leo - of corse you had nothing to do with the content of that thread. A hem.... lol. Where's Eden 3. I think her hubby is back. So, we might not hear from her. I'm sure they have some making up for lost time to do. Lol.I'm going to tell the truth and shame the devil, yes jason, bigd might be glued to the couch, or he might be banging some little college girl's back out. Lol. I know he's is in school. I bet he is all over that campus, making his mark. Lol. He just looks like.....in the words of Ian...he ruins it. Lol. But looks can be deceiving. I need to stop...
Natty, you are sooo wrong, but yet so right on so many levels!
*shakes head @ "ruin it."* hysterical!@ LeoLadyLoves, yes, we are supposed to set a good example for the youngin's! So, to that point, I'm going to keep my dirty, dirty thoughts to myself.
Can we just ban the young minds from the thread!!β Id rather hear the dirty thought!!! LOL!
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Lol @ usc and leo! Usc you KNOW I am saying it the way it...looks. Girrrllll. Ill put it like this. If I were a young college girl on the east coast.....
Posted by ianthefish
im old news around here..
Good try! I never saw it.
Posted by ianthefish
we should all just practice together... that way we can be better..
sure, i'll practice with you. over and over and over and over........π
Well you guys can be coy if you want to be...but I'm the bomb in bed. What has gotten into me.. I'm offically stopping now! Lol.
Triffles cracks me up!
"Lol @ usc and leo! Usc you KNOW I am saying it the way it...looks. Girrrllll. Ill put it like this. If I were a young college girl on the east coast....."
@Natty -- ummm, yeahh, there would be NO question about it. It wouldn't be a question of when, it would be HOW OFTENβ? LMAO!
*pulling a Hypnotic and disappearing from thread - "I refuse to corrupt to the delinquency of youngins".*
Posted by .trifles light as air.
Posted by ianthefish
we should all just practice together... that way we can be better..
sure, i'll practice with you. over and over and over and over........π
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LMAO!!!! Practice makes perfect. I need lots of it!!!
Posted by ianthefish
im old news around here..
I'd say experienced... and we like experienced men!! LOL
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by .trifles light as air.
Posted by ianthefish
we should all just practice together... that way we can be better..
sure, i'll practice with you. over and over and over and over........π
LMAO!!!! Practice makes perfect. I need lots of it!!!
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me too. i'm a perfectionist, what can i say?
Ian, sounds like their starting to line up for a practice session π
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by .trifles light as air.
hey leolady πPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by ianthefish
im not very good in bed....
It's okay. I'm not either. π
me neither. i'm incredibly bad actually.
Yes, VERY VERY BAD!!!
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@ LeoLady - that goes without saying
*hmmm, where's the whip?*
Posted by natural25
Well you guys can be coy if you want to be...but I'm the bomb in bed. What has gotten into me.. I'm offically stopping now! Lol.Triffles cracks me up!
LMAO!!! U go girl!!! I cant help it.... Im hoping someone will teach me how to be better. I need a formidable teacher!
Posted by lildol
Ian, sounds like their starting to line up for a practice session π
*they're
Posted by USCTaurusGal
Yes, VERY VERY BAD!!!
@ LeoLady - that goes without saying
*hmmm, where's the whip?*click to expand
EEK!! Have you been looking through my nightstand?
Posted by Jason2213
*silently spectates**thinks* I may learn something.
Oh no!!!! π
Posted by natural25
Well you guys can be coy if you want to be...but I'm the bomb in bed. What has gotten into me.. I'm offically stopping now! Lol.Triffles cracks me up!
why thank you, pretty lady. π
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WHAT!!!? We cant have you porning up this thread now!! Like that's ever happened around here!!! LOL!!